Sold a fake watch to a Chinese tourist for $300 (THE IRONY)

cliffs:
-went to NY for NYE
-bought a fake watch for $50
-sold it to Chinese tourist for $300
-???
-profit

For NYE my crew decided to go to Times Square (how original, right?). Anyway since I'm kind of a yes man, I decided to go with the flow and not question their stupid choice.

We got to New York on Dec. 30rd to sight-see for one day and get familiar with the area.

We saw Central Park, Empire State Building, Statue or Liberty, and Walls St., to mention a few. Of coure, we couldn't skip Canal St. where I bought a fake Hublot for $50. It looked quite pimp.

On 31nd the plan was to hit up Times Square for the ball drop and then head out for the clubs to get some action (tldr; we got none).

Little did we know Times Square was so fuking packed we decided to skip it all together and hit up the strip clubs instead.

On our way to Manhattan Men club (went to Cheetahs instead since Manhattan Men was packed to the walls) we ran into a group of older Chinese tourists (could've been a family since they all looked the same).

They asked us for directions since we looked local (all looking GQ as if we worked for Morgan Stanley, lol).

The old Chinese guy on the wheelchair complimented me on my Hublot and asked if I was also into watches. I told him that I didn't really like the watch and he could have it for $1,000 (retails $3-4k?).

He couldn't see well but asked if it was genuine, and I told him affirmatively, 'Yes, of course.' At this point I knew I met a sucker and was in for the profit.

He took out his wallet and counted his cash. He had $300 with some spare change. I told him I can take $300 since its New Years Eve and I hope he enjoys it.

We exchanged the goods and I was gone before he even got a chance to say 'Thank you.'

The funny thing is, it was probably assembled by one of his relatives, LOL.