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Mince Pie Mystery: TIMELINE SHIFT! | |
| Mr. Kipling User ID: 71071587  United Kingdom01/07/2016 07:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I bought myself a pack of mince pies yesterday containing 6 pies. I ate one of them yesterday and then threw away the aluminium case, so there were five left after I'd finished. Anyway I returned earlier today to have another and couldn't help noticing that alongside the five remaining mince pies there was an empty case for a mince pie, just like the one I threw away yesterday! How could this be? Is it a timeline shift whereby I have shifted to a dimension where I didn't throw away the case for the pie that I had scoffed first?  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 35122823 United Kingdom01/08/2016 03:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 71103523  United States01/08/2016 03:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I bought myself a pack of mince pies yesterday containing 6 pies. I ate one of them yesterday and then threw away the aluminium case, so there were five left after I'd finished. Anyway I returned earlier today to have another and couldn't help noticing that alongside the five remaining mince pies there was an empty case for a mince pie, just like the one I threw away yesterday! Quoting: Mr. Kipling 71071587 How could this be? Is it a timeline shift whereby I have shifted to a dimension where I didn't throw away the case for the pie that I had scoffed first? Very close to the Galactic center there are a race of people called the Zaramungians, they are quite boring but do have great technology and a taste for mince pies. I happen to know, from a friend in the U.S. Government, that they are able to beam up mince pies from all over, and the people think "it was just them." The pie goes first to a sub station in Yorkshire but the power for the Galactic mince pie transfer comes from a nuclear power station further north. |
| MsMc For the Children  User ID: 28407790 United Kingdom01/08/2016 03:35 AM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 71103523 United States01/08/2016 03:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 35122823 United Kingdom01/08/2016 06:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I bought myself a pack of mince pies yesterday containing 6 pies. I ate one of them yesterday and then threw away the aluminium case, so there were five left after I'd finished. Anyway I returned earlier today to have another and couldn't help noticing that alongside the five remaining mince pies there was an empty case for a mince pie, just like the one I threw away yesterday! Quoting: Mr. Kipling 71071587 How could this be? Is it a timeline shift whereby I have shifted to a dimension where I didn't throw away the case for the pie that I had scoffed first? Very close to the Galactic center there are a race of people called the Zaramungians, they are quite boring but do have great technology and a taste for mince pies. I happen to know, from a friend in the U.S. Government, that they are able to beam up mince pies from all over, and the people think "it was just them." The pie goes first to a sub station in Yorkshire but the power for the Galactic mince pie transfer comes from a nuclear power station further north. How do I fend these fiends off? Do they make compromises? |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 35122823 United Kingdom01/08/2016 07:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Mr Kiplings cakes are not nice. Quoting: MsMc I don't like them anywas. And I like cake. Quite disappointing a UK company makes bland cakes yet still manages to own teh market. Xx Which is why I usually opt for fresh mince pies from the local bakery. :) Mr. Kipling, Morrisons and other brands overload their product with sugar. |
