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WTF! New male contraceptive : shoot blanks at the flip of a switch

 
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WTF! New male contraceptive : shoot blanks at the flip of a switch
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Clemens Bimek, a German carpenter-turned-inventor, believes that he’s created a device that can do just that, according to Vast Company. The Bimek SLV is a small surgical implant with a switch that gives a man the power to give himself a vasectomy on demand. Obviously, this could have wide-reaching implications for sexual health and contraception. Why should women have to take birth control every day when a guy can just flip his babymaker to the OFF position?

The SLV consists of a pair of tiny valves surgically attached to the Vas Deferens, the tubes that sperm travels through to reach the urethra, where it mixes with a man’s semen. While a vasectomy permanently severs the tube, the SLV simply closes it off. Attached to the valve are a pair of sub-dermal rocker switches — the main switch and a “safety catch” — which allow the man to close and reopen the valve.

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Re: WTF! New male contraceptive : shoot blanks at the flip of a switch
Now you too can put population control into your own hands! Save the environment, save the Earth, and save money and time between you and the one you truly love, get the Bimek SLV today!

Nine out of ten dudes agree!
Don't be that sorry sucker that has to pay child support for the rest of his miserable life!
Get all the great pleasures of sex without the stress and insecurity of a condom or the possibility of her forgetting her birth control.
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Re: WTF! New male contraceptive : shoot blanks at the flip of a switch
is there a setting for double strength spunk?
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Re: WTF! New male contraceptive : shoot blanks at the flip of a switch
Um.... How would he turn it on and off exactly?

A switch on the balls?
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01/10/2016 09:16 AM
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Re: WTF! New male contraceptive : shoot blanks at the flip of a switch
Um.... How would he turn it on and off exactly?

A switch on the balls?
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'fancy a BJ love?' turns it on

'aw, did you see that baby today in the store?' instant OFF
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is there a setting for double strength spunk?
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Re: WTF! New male contraceptive : shoot blanks at the flip of a switch
Saw that, but what if you are into ball play?

Also, if you have "ball slappin" sex, wouldn't you almost accidentally flip it while in the act?
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Re: WTF! New male contraceptive : shoot blanks at the flip of a switch
About time. Why should the babies carrier, a woman, pollute her body with birth control? It is ablut time there is some form of male contraception besides a condom.





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