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How do I get period blood off a mattress?

 
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01/11/2016 05:45 AM
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How do I get period blood off a mattress?
My girl's period leaked all over my fucking mattress. I've tried vanish stain remover, warm water with sponge, wet wipes, etc. Nothing will budge the big pink stain!
Face Palmer

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Re: How do I get period blood off a mattress?
Try fire and a new mattress
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

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01/11/2016 05:46 AM
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Re: How do I get period blood off a mattress?
you don't

you own that period now

get rid of the mattress and buy a new one and put a plastic liner on the bed
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01/11/2016 05:47 AM
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Re: How do I get period blood off a mattress?
Try fire and a new mattress
 Quoting: Face Palmer


Is there no way of salvaging the mattress? The stain is not that big and the mattress is not even that old, maybe 4 months old. I just can't get the pink colouring out.
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Re: How do I get period blood off a mattress?
you don't

you own that period now

get rid of the mattress and buy a new one and put a plastic liner on the bed
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Mattresses in the UK cost like the equivalent of about 220 dollars. Would it be so foul if I just turned it over?
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01/11/2016 05:50 AM
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Re: How do I get period blood off a mattress?
Hydrogen peroxide, OP.
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Re: How do I get period blood off a mattress?
You have to first consult an exorcist.
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Re: How do I get period blood off a mattress?
Try fire and a new mattress
 Quoting: Face Palmer


Is there no way of salvaging the mattress? The stain is not that big and the mattress is not even that old, maybe 4 months old. I just can't get the pink colouring out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71175752


Well then you got to live with it. Roll your gf into the wet spot for revenge next time. Then cut your underarm and drop some blood on her, chant the mantra of BloodBeGone and light 7 candles. If done right this may remove any stains from your mattres. But your gf's soul will be sold to the devil.
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women
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Re: How do I get period blood off a mattress?
Hydrogen peroxide, OP.
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Pour it over the stain and scrub it with a rag.
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01/11/2016 05:51 AM
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Re: How do I get period blood off a mattress?
Oxiclean powder. Mix solution in squirt bottle Only use cold water. Never use hot water.
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01/11/2016 05:51 AM
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Re: How do I get period blood off a mattress?
Hydrogen peroxide, OP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71214251


Yep best way to remove blood from clothes. From now on use a thick mattress cover under the sheets.
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Re: How do I get period blood off a mattress?
Hydrogen peroxide, OP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71214251


Yep best way to remove blood from clothes. From now on use a thick mattress cover under the sheets.
 Quoting: Logros 71215983


Or change the girlfriend to a non-leaking version
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women
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01/11/2016 05:55 AM
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Re: How do I get period blood off a mattress?
1 large bottle of Hydrogen Peroxide
2 clean towels

Pour small amount of HO onto stain, dabbing it with corner of towel to ensure it soaks into mattress.

Once the stain is saturated continue to pour the HO gently onto the stain and allow it to thoroughly and deeply soak in, do this several times, dabbing & rubbing the stain after each application.

You can leave a puddle of HO on the stain, leaving it to bubble itself to exhaustion.

Place clean dry folded towel over it, pressing it down to absorb dampness.

Repeat until stain is gone, always using a clean/dry portion of towel.

Leave mattress uncovered (no bedding) until dry, a ceiling fan speeds up the drying process.

Works every time for organic stains...even blood, urine, red wine, coffee. I've done it on mattresses and rugs/carpets, white nursing shoes, scrub tops, etc.

You're welcome.

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Face Palmer

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01/11/2016 05:57 AM
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Re: How do I get period blood off a mattress?
Once the stain is saturated continue to pour the HO gently onto the stain and allow it to thoroughly and deeply soak in, do this several times, dabbing & rubbing the stain after each application.
 Quoting: DeadManWalkin'


Anyone else got hard? cruise
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women
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Re: How do I get period blood off a mattress?
Hydrogen peroxide, OP.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71214251


Yep!
Sorry I got a headache

These are the times that tries men's and
women's souls!

May we come though it victorious!
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Re: How do I get period blood off a mattress?
My girl's period leaked all over my fucking mattress. I've tried vanish stain remover, warm water with sponge, wet wipes, etc. Nothing will budge the big pink stain!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71175752


Get her to spit on it
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01/11/2016 06:04 AM
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Re: How do I get period blood off a mattress?
Whenever anyone mentions period blood it makes me feel queasy. I don't know why that it is, but it sends a tingle down my spine.
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01/11/2016 06:04 AM
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Re: How do I get period blood off a mattress?
OUR OWN SALIVA BREAKS DOWN OR REMOVES OUR OWN BLOOD STAINS. BUT NOW THAT YOU MIXED IT UP WITH OTHER THINGS THERE'S NO GUARANTEE THAT'D WORK.
TRY A CARPET CLEANER WITH AN APHOLSTERY ATTACHMENT OR A STEAM CLEANER MIGHT AT LEAST BLAST IT THRU THE FABRIC...GOOD LUCK
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01/11/2016 06:05 AM
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Re: How do I get period blood off a mattress?
Turn it upside down.
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01/11/2016 06:06 AM
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Re: How do I get period blood off a mattress?
Whenever anyone mentions period blood it makes me feel queasy. I don't know why that it is, but it sends a tingle down my spine.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41564803


That's normal to feel that way about it, it is much different than regular blood.
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01/11/2016 06:11 AM
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Re: How do I get period blood off a mattress?
Put it on display at some high end art gallery.

You will become famous and wealthy. The elite will love it
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01/11/2016 06:14 AM
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Re: How do I get period blood off a mattress?
Nature's Miracle. You can buy it online.
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01/11/2016 06:18 AM
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Re: How do I get period blood off a mattress?
Y did u share a bed with her in the first place? Filfth
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01/11/2016 06:19 AM
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Re: How do I get period blood off a mattress?
you need to use honey and tobasco

it works guaranteed
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01/11/2016 06:20 AM
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Re: How do I get period blood off a mattress?
Wet vac OP and squirt bottle....

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Anonymous Coward (OP)
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01/11/2016 06:21 AM
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Re: How do I get period blood off a mattress?
For the Hydrogen Peroxide does the mattress need to be dry before applying it? It's still wet at the moment from the other stuff I've used.
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01/11/2016 06:24 AM
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Re: How do I get period blood off a mattress?
For the Hydrogen Peroxide does the mattress need to be dry before applying it? It's still wet at the moment from the other stuff I've used.
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Like I said Wet Vac...otherwise all you're doing is pushing that shit around.

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01/11/2016 06:25 AM
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Re: How do I get period blood off a mattress?
Kill it with fire.
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01/11/2016 06:56 AM
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Re: How do I get period blood off a mattress?
I know it's not quite the same circumstances but when I got a lot of my girlfriends blood soaking through the mattress I rolled her up in it and tied it all together with string. That night I drove her to Epping forest and left her under as much loose leaf material as I could. After I made the tearful appeal for her return on the TV for the police, I went back to burn the mattress and re-bury the body.

Hope this helps. hf
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01/11/2016 07:03 AM
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Re: How do I get period blood off a mattress?
For the Hydrogen Peroxide does the mattress need to be dry before applying it? It's still wet at the moment from the other stuff I've used.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71175752


No, just do it.
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01/11/2016 07:04 AM
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Re: How do I get period blood off a mattress?
Burn it or the demons will hatch.





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