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How to Not Become a Catholic

 
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How to Not Become a Catholic
1. Donít Read Scott HahnÖespecially Rome Sweet Home

2. Donít Read Church History

3. Donít Read the Early Church Fathers

4. Donít Meet Any Great Catholics

5. Donít Start Living Like a Catholic

6. Donít Give God an Inch

7. Donít Pray

8. Donít Let Your Faith Be Challenged

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lala
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Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.

4.If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim

6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a Muslim
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Daniel Ali: Muslim Convert to Catholic Christianity
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"How I grew up atheist and ended up Catholic"
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"How Ph.D. Turns from Atheism to Christ "
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How Satanist to Christian
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to be continue
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How to become a son of God
believe in the Lord Jesus Christ The son of God
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How to become deceived
Become a catholic
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Haha this is perfect.
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The REAL Roman Catholic Church (i.e. Her Sacraments, specifically the Eucharist and Confession) ROCK. If you want to be in Maui forever, man up and listen: accept the dweeb that you are.Accept that JESUS actually died for your ugly sins. Be sorry!! Ask Jesus to come into your life. Or: live in torture in hell. It DOES exist. Wow, you people are so incredibly IGNORANT for such a bright generation. What a waste.
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1. Donít Read Scott HahnÖespecially Rome Sweet Home

2. Donít Read Church History

3. Donít Read the Early Church Fathers

4. Donít Meet Any Great Catholics

5. Donít Start Living Like a Catholic

6. Donít Give God an Inch

7. Donít Pray

8. Donít Let Your Faith Be Challenged

[link to www.patheos.com]

lala
 Quoting: PerMariam


What are you afraid of? Come home to the Gospels......start there.

Most Catholics are Catholics because of blind loyalty. Jesus Christ is not embarrassed of you, how come the Pope and Catholics hardly mention His name?

Why not read the Scriptures we all believe are from God? Why must you read about the Catholic church? It is about finished. When you are corrupt,that happens. Hey how come the Pope wants to remember the holocaust but not the Inquisition? Oops, let's forget about the sins of the church...BULLSHIT!
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Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.

4.If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim

6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a Muslim
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Inappropriate!
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The catholic chirch is NOT OF God it murdered 100 million children of God
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1. Donít Read Scott HahnÖespecially Rome Sweet Home

2. Donít Read Church History

3. Donít Read the Early Church Fathers

4. Donít Meet Any Great Catholics

5. Donít Start Living Like a Catholic

6. Donít Give God an Inch

7. Donít Pray

8. Donít Let Your Faith Be Challenged

[link to www.patheos.com]

lala
 Quoting: PerMariam


What are you afraid of? Come home to the Gospels......start there.

Most Catholics are Catholics because of blind loyalty. Jesus Christ is not embarrassed of you, how come the Pope and Catholics hardly mention His name?

Why not read the Scriptures we all believe are from God? Why must you read about the Catholic church? It is about finished. When you are corrupt,that happens. Hey how come the Pope wants to remember the holocaust but not the Inquisition? Oops, let's forget about the sins of the church...BULLSHIT!
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The Gospel (John:3) teaches that unless you're born out of water and Holy Spirit you won't see the Kingdom of Heaven.
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The catholic chirch is NOT OF God it murdered 100 million children of God
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Source?

putin
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Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.

4.If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim

6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a Muslim
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Inappropriate!
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i dont argue with idiot
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For those that do not know, the book called the Holy Bible is made up of 66 smaller books. The Old Testament is made up of 39 books and the New testament is made up of 27 books. Jesus Christ has only 4 books out of 66 that make up the modern Bible. Those 4 books only 120 pages in length are titled Matthew, Mark, Luke and John, they are also called the Gospel of Jesus Christ or the Good News. The Good News is about how mankind's disconnection from God can be reestablished thru that one man Jesus Christ. We fell through Adam and we arise through the Christ. The Good News is how to live here and how to get ready for life there. Jesus Christ's philosophy was handed to him from his Father, our Father....God. It is a philosophy of grace...it is not a performance based philosophy....you can do nothing but accept it as a gift of grace.

Become FREE for FREE==> [link to www.e-sword.net] Download an additional bible called the GNB or Good News Bible (it is in everyday easy English) for easy reading.Included are commentaries on each passage to help with difficult areas.

The Lord desires to develop a personal relationship as a parent to child and brother to brother with us.
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Re: How to Not Become a Catholic
1. Donít Read Scott HahnÖespecially Rome Sweet Home

2. Donít Read Church History

3. Donít Read the Early Church Fathers

4. Donít Meet Any Great Catholics

5. Donít Start Living Like a Catholic

6. Donít Give God an Inch

7. Donít Pray

8. Donít Let Your Faith Be Challenged

[link to www.patheos.com]

lala
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What are you afraid of? Come home to the Gospels......start there.

Most Catholics are Catholics because of blind loyalty. Jesus Christ is not embarrassed of you, how come the Pope and Catholics hardly mention His name?

Why not read the Scriptures we all believe are from God? Why must you read about the Catholic church? It is about finished. When you are corrupt,that happens. Hey how come the Pope wants to remember the holocaust but not the Inquisition? Oops, let's forget about the sins of the church...BULLSHIT!
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The Gospel (John:3) teaches that unless you're born out of water and Holy Spirit you won't see the Kingdom of Heaven.
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And?
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The catholic church denies faith in jesus christ and obedience to his commands that he received from the father to give men as the only way to reconciliation with God salvation; forgiveness of sins and entry into heaven

The catholic is of the dragon a d its leader the pope is the prophesied man of sin.
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The catholic chirch is NOT OF God it murdered 100 million children of God
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Source?

putin
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Google it
Put this

Papacy estimates killed by
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1. Donít Read Scott HahnÖespecially Rome Sweet Home

2. Donít Read Church History

3. Donít Read the Early Church Fathers

4. Donít Meet Any Great Catholics

5. Donít Start Living Like a Catholic

6. Donít Give God an Inch

7. Donít Pray

8. Donít Let Your Faith Be Challenged

[link to www.patheos.com]

lala
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What are you afraid of? Come home to the Gospels......start there.

Most Catholics are Catholics because of blind loyalty. Jesus Christ is not embarrassed of you, how come the Pope and Catholics hardly mention His name?

Why not read the Scriptures we all believe are from God? Why must you read about the Catholic church? It is about finished. When you are corrupt,that happens. Hey how come the Pope wants to remember the holocaust but not the Inquisition? Oops, let's forget about the sins of the church...BULLSHIT!
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The Gospel (John:3) teaches that unless you're born out of water and Holy Spirit you won't see the Kingdom of Heaven.
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And?
 Quoting: Turkey456


What makes you so certain that your cult, whichever it may be, can provide a valid baptism?

[link to www.catholic.com]

"Apostolic succession is the line of bishops stretching back to the apostles. All over the world, all Catholic bishops are part of a lineage that goes back to the time of the apostles, something that is impossible in Protestant denominations (most of which do not even claim to have bishops).

The role of apostolic succession in preserving true doctrine is illustrated in the Bible. To make sure that the apostlesí teachings would be passed down after the deaths of the apostles, Paul told Timothy, "[W]hat you have heard from me before many witnesses entrust to faithful men who will be able to teach others also" (2 Tim. 2:2). In this passage he refers to the first three generations of apostolic successionóhis own generation, Timothyís generation, and the generation Timothy will teach.

The Church Fathers, who were links in that chain of succession, regularly appealed to apostolic succession as a test for whether Catholics or heretics had correct doctrine. This was necessary because heretics simply put their own interpretations, even bizarre ones, on Scripture. Clearly, something other than Scripture had to be used as an ultimate test of doctrine in these cases. "
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The catholic church denies faith in jesus christ and obedience to his commands that he received from the father to give men as the only way to reconciliation with God salvation; forgiveness of sins and entry into heaven

The catholic is of the dragon a d its leader the pope is the prophesied man of sin.
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Yes! They usurped the work of the christ as their own it seems. They tell you give us the Spiritual soverignty God gave you at birth, we'll teach you about God as we like you to know it, not as God desires you to know it.

God is anti idol worship......Mary statues, Mary, the Pope, the Saints...all ANTI-CHRIST!

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Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.

4.If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim

6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a Muslim
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Inappropriate!
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i dont argue with idiot
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because they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience
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The catholic chirch is NOT OF God it murdered 100 million children of God
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Source?

putin
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Google it
Put this

Papacy estimates killed by
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How about you just post a link?
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The catholic chirch is NOT OF God it murdered 100 million children of God
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putin
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Google it
Put this

Papacy estimates killed by
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A study of the historical sources of papal persecution by Professor D Plastid
[link to www.cs.unc.edu]
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The Hatred of the World
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Ö20"Remember the word that I said to you, 'A slave is not greater than his master.' If they persecuted Me, they will also persecute you; if they kept My word, they will keep yours also. 21"But all these things they will do to you for My name's sake, because they do not know the One who sent Me. 22"If I had not come and spoken to them, they would not have sin, but now they have no excuse for their sin.Ö

23Whoever hates me hates my Father as well. 23Whoever hates me hates my Father also. 23"He who hates Me hates My Father also. 23He that hateth me hateth my Father also. 23The one who hates Me also hates My Father.
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The catholic chirch is NOT OF God it murdered 100 million children of God
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Source?

putin
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Google it
Put this

Papacy estimates killed by
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68589355

A study of the historical sources of papal persecution by Professor D Plastid
[link to www.cs.unc.edu]
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Fail, that actually contradicts that lie if you read carefully.
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What are you afraid of? Come home to the Gospels......start there.

Most Catholics are Catholics because of blind loyalty. Jesus Christ is not embarrassed of you, how come the Pope and Catholics hardly mention His name?

Why not read the Scriptures we all believe are from God? Why must you read about the Catholic church? It is about finished. When you are corrupt,that happens. Hey how come the Pope wants to remember the holocaust but not the Inquisition? Oops, let's forget about the sins of the church...BULLSHIT!
 Quoting: Turkey456


The Gospel (John:3) teaches that unless you're born out of water and Holy Spirit you won't see the Kingdom of Heaven.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70976636


And?
 Quoting: Turkey456


What makes you so certain that your cult, whichever it may be, can provide a valid baptism?

[link to www.catholic.com]

"Apostolic succession is the line of bishops stretching back to the apostles. All over the world, all Catholic bishops are part of a lineage that goes back to the time of the apostles, something that is impossible in Protestant denominations (most of which do not even claim to have bishops).

The role of apostolic succession in preserving true doctrine is illustrated in the Bible. To make sure that the apostlesí teachings would be passed down after the deaths of the apostles, Paul told Timothy, "[W]hat you have heard from me before many witnesses entrust to faithful men who will be able to teach others also" (2 Tim. 2:2). In this passage he refers to the first three generations of apostolic successionóhis own generation, Timothyís generation, and the generation Timothy will teach.

The Church Fathers, who were links in that chain of succession, regularly appealed to apostolic succession as a test for whether Catholics or heretics had correct doctrine. This was necessary because heretics simply put their own interpretations, even bizarre ones, on Scripture. Clearly, something other than Scripture had to be used as an ultimate test of doctrine in these cases. "
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You can not even talk without being a salesman for the Church? How can I say that? I know who I am, you do not know who you are.

You use your Catholic wisdom to judge me? My cult has not name.....I follow the Way of Jesus Christ. Have you heard of Him? Have you heard of His Way? Do you even know what His Way is? When did you invite Him into your life and ask Him to be your teacher 24/7/365?

How do you know I am not baptized? You think God gave you a corner in the Market $$$, tell them you charge for Funerals, Weddings and Baptism? God charges nothing, why do you? BTW - should not the humblest man on Earth live in a Humble home as an example? How about a hut? Where does the Pope reside., how about the last Pope, has He been off the grounds lately?



How come you pay the tithe? It is a lie you know, God gave us the ruling on the tithe....but you have been BAMBOOZLED.

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The catholic chirch is NOT OF God it murdered 100 million children of God
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putin
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Well we could start with Columbus.....those people weren't bothering anybody.
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1. Donít Read Scott HahnÖespecially Rome Sweet Home
Remein in me jesus said not in this world ie rome

2. Donít Read Church History
100 million saints mudered by the papacy

3. Donít Read the Early Church Fathers
All catholics living in the desert upto goodness knows what

4. Donít Meet Any Great Catholics
You mean like the world rulers and calebs?

5. Donít Start Living Like a Catholic
We are eamnt to live like jesus
Not liek the roman
6. Donít Give God an Inch
Catholics dont listen to God nor obey him


7. Donít Pray
We are to pray to God in Jesus name not to other names
Or relgious relics or statues which are all idoloatory

8. Donít Let Your Faith Be Challenged
Lol you mean let the antichridt popes lie to you with their extra biblical blasphemous teachings?
No thank you

Repent and bleeiv eon Jesus and OBEY HIM INSTEAD OF THE MAN OF SIN THE POPE!
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lala
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"Apostolic succession is the line of bishops stretching back to the apostles. All over the world, all Catholic bishops are part of a lineage that goes back to the time of the apostles, something that is impossible in Protestant denominations (most of which do not even claim to have bishops).

Apostolic succession was only considered valid because it did NOT CONTRADICT SOUND DOCTRINE
CATHOLICISM DOES contradict it
It contracts the apostles !!!
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if you poop on the pope he might not let you become a catholic.

or he might invite you into the inner chambers for some more skat play.!

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if you poop on the pope he might not let you become a catholic.

or he might invite you into the inner chambers for some more skat play.!

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