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Message Subject How to Not Become a Catholic
Poster Handle Anonymous Coward
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Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:

1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor, You may be a Muslim.

2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes, You may be a Muslim.

3. If you have more wives than teeth, You may be a Muslim.

4.If you wipe your butt with your bare hand but consider bacon to be unclean, You may be a Muslim.

5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim

6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared jihad against, You may be a Muslim.

7. If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, You may be a Muslim.

8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, You may be a Muslim.

9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, You may be a Muslim
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69294733


Inappropriate!
 Quoting: PerMariam


i dont argue with idiot
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69294733


because they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience
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