But, but, but those freeloaders are stepping all over that perfect sage grouse habitat....and children need to see the wittle bwirdies grow up and fly someday.

Those bad evil ranchers are using fire to burn the errff, so those kows will feed and step on the birdies. That's bad man stuff. I wanna cry.

Think of the children, they are going to need those future slave job when they get older and want to mine all that uranium with their bweeding wittle knuckles.

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