A protestor outside the white house was carrying a sign that read, "The President is an Idiot" A Secret Service agent approached him and said, "Under the new law, that remark makes you an enemy combatant and you will have to come with me". Not wanting to get water boarded, the protester quickly retorted, "But I was talking about the President of Mexico". The Secret Service agent replied," Nice try buddy, but we know who the idiot is”!