I'm DrunKen MonKey Kung Fu Master ask me a question

drunken monkey laugh play dance
kick ass
if so inclined on a level

What is the dumbest animal?

High level wisdom

Idk Humans? Lol

Can you do the Kangaroo kick?

I am Kung Fury, and I laugh at your pitiful school of inadequacy! You have no answers worthy of my consideration! Pah! I have already wasted much time on you!


HIIIiiiiieeeeeeeeYAH!

That's called the DrunKen Kangaroo, different style of the drunken arts

I can do this:

You must come back to training Kung Fury! You have not learned the Drunken Monkey style yet.

Hai! This may be so! Ha ha! ha HA! Humph!

Drunken MonKey loves to dance

We start the training tonight. Start drinking! Then I reveal the secrets once everybody is Drunk

"Your master is no good! Lets fight."

I've yet to meet my Master

DrunKey MonKey accepts your challenge

I don't drink and drive
I smoke and fly

Pass that to the Monkey

Humph! Kung Fury needs restful meditation now! I go to sweet embrace of black lotus! ha HA! ... HA!

Ok will look for you in the meditation 'realms'

Ask me a question. I'm Drunken Monkey Kung Fu Master.

Ok no more questions. You guys blew it!!

You guys shouldn't have slept on the Drunken Monkey Kung Fu Master thread. Now I'm not telling you my secrets.

I'm a monkey, I'm in Hong Kong, and no you can't.

Google or Youtube search 'drunken kung fu vs' and enjoy the antics!

until liver burst.

I drink good alcohol that doesn't ruin the liver & enhances my connection

My style of Drunken Monkey has never been seen before

A Drunken Monkey-Spanking Kung Fu Masturbator? What? Is that some kind of oriental, zoological sex toy?

Ts'a helu

I'm Sex/Kung Fu Master.