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PirateMonkey User ID: 71055218 ![]() 02/19/2016 10:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sounds like you need probiotics to heal your gut and Gold Bond powder for itching and odor management. Look into Kefir and Kombucha for probiotics. Those will help the most. 7/11 was a part time job! Psalm 35:19 Let not them that are mine enemies wrongfully rejoice over me: neither let them wink with the eye that hate me without a cause. |
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Hingle McCringleberry Metal-American User ID: 69718773 ![]() 02/19/2016 10:50 AM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That orifice is supposed to be exit only. You need to stop shoving things up in there. Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. “They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 55461564 ![]() 02/19/2016 10:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nope. Sorry. My doctor said toilet paper is one of the worst inventions mankind ever came up with. He said while wiping, tissue fibers clog the pores around the anus compounding the problems one already has with a leaky bum. He told me the best thing to do is to take a shower after each movement. HOW am I supposed to do that while I'm at work or away from home? |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 55461564 ![]() 02/19/2016 10:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey OP tard, Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29768899 lets see if you have any self discipline * lay off starch & food made with flour for a monnth (eg. bread/Pizza) * lay off sugar & soda * go vegetarian for a month & chk out the result problem solved Hey, Ass Wipe...I've been eating organic whole foods for years! You didn't read my whole post. |
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Pizzaholic User ID: 71345460 ![]() 02/19/2016 10:57 AM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sounds like you need probiotics to heal your gut and Gold Bond powder for itching and odor management. Quoting: PirateMonkey Look into Kefir and Kombucha for probiotics. Those will help the most. Good advice.. I've also heard that some medications make anal leakage possible. Review your medications and search internet for side effects. Don't forget to have your Liberals spayed or neutered....Stolen The greatest black on white crime was the Obama Presidency. Communism is for LOSERS Communism is SLAVERY Fuck Joe Biden |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 55461564 ![]() 02/19/2016 10:57 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sounds like you need probiotics to heal your gut and Gold Bond powder for itching and odor management. Quoting: PirateMonkey Look into Kefir and Kombucha for probiotics. Those will help the most. What Are Probiotics? [link to www.webmd.com] That sounds promising. I'll ask my doctor about it. Thanks! |
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Pizzaholic User ID: 71345460 ![]() 02/19/2016 11:02 AM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey OP tard, Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29768899 lets see if you have any self discipline * lay off starch & food made with flour for a monnth (eg. bread/Pizza) * lay off sugar & soda * go vegetarian for a month & chk out the result problem solved Hey, Ass Wipe...I've been eating organic whole foods for years! You didn't read my whole post. I re-read your OP, and I don't see any statement where you don't eat grain and sugar. Don't forget to have your Liberals spayed or neutered....Stolen The greatest black on white crime was the Obama Presidency. Communism is for LOSERS Communism is SLAVERY Fuck Joe Biden |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 55461564 ![]() 02/19/2016 11:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nope. Sorry. My doctor said toilet paper is one of the worst inventions mankind ever came up with. He said while wiping, tissue fibers clog the pores around the anus compounding the problems one already has with a leaky bum. He told me the best thing to do is to take a shower after each movement. HOW am I supposed to do that while I'm at work or away from home? Carry a small package of these with you: [link to www.cottonelle.com (secure)] Hmmm...that sounds good. Thanks! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70640434 ![]() 02/19/2016 11:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You definitely need some probiotics. I know there is also a medical condition where the shitty part of the intestines tries to come out of the butthole causing this. Also causes leaky butt syndrome. I'd definitely try probiotics and lay off of soft drinks if you drink those. If that doesnt help,definitely go see a doctor OP. |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 55461564 ![]() 02/19/2016 11:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey OP tard, Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29768899 lets see if you have any self discipline * lay off starch & food made with flour for a monnth (eg. bread/Pizza) * lay off sugar & soda * go vegetarian for a month & chk out the result problem solved Hey, Ass Wipe...I've been eating organic whole foods for years! You didn't read my whole post. I re-read your OP, and I don't see any statement where you don't eat grain and sugar. Organic foods comprise of WHOLE grains...the best kind for the digestive tract. I do in fact avoid sugar like the plague....except the kinds that are found in Organic Fresh Fruit, etc. Peace, my brother! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 29768899 ![]() 02/19/2016 11:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Hey OP tard, Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29768899 lets see if you have any self discipline * lay off starch & food made with flour for a monnth (eg. bread/Pizza) * lay off sugar & soda * go vegetarian for a month & chk out the result problem solved Hey, Ass Wipe...I've been eating organic whole foods for years! You didn't read my whole post. Hey Leaky Ass, i ve read .. "organic" flour.. "organic" soda? with your attitude - stay with your ass leak |
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~~sIcKaNdTwIsTeD~~ User ID: 71508332 ![]() 02/19/2016 11:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Sounds like you need probiotics to heal your gut and Gold Bond powder for itching and odor management. Quoting: PirateMonkey Look into Kefir and Kombucha for probiotics. Those will help the most. Hey, not only this^^^^ but also you need to do a Parasite cleanse.Sounds like you have a buttload to kill off, you can get it from amaZon. Hurry up, you fugging stink bro! “Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.” Mark Twain |
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Sir dollop You ain't seen nothing yet! User ID: 43720134 ![]() 02/19/2016 11:11 AM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | - Have you been eating Butterfish/Escolar ? It gives you those symptoms. [link to rosieschwartz.com] Last Edited by Vicious Deplorable dollop on 02/19/2016 03:08 PM Kamala Harris is not a Natural Born Citizen. She's illegally running. Used by the Founders... Book I of The Law of Nations, Chapter XIX, § 212 (Joseph Chitty numbering) – “Citizens and natives” reads: 'The citizens are the members of the civil society; bound to this society by certain duties, and subject to its authority, they equally participate in its advantages. The natives, or natural-born citizens, are those born in the country, of parents who are citizens. As the society cannot exist and perpetuate itself otherwise than by the children of the citizens, those children naturally follow the condition of their fathers, and succeed to all their rights.' 1758 Emerich de Vattel Oh' What the Hell, do I look like I want to die in some nursing home one day... America must have 4 new Constitutional Amendments... 1. Drug Tests and Mental Evaluations on all politicians and judges randomly five times per year. 2. Term Limits for Federal politicians and judges. 3. Mental and health standards for Supreme Court Justices and retirement age set. 4. A 'Star Chamber' of elected Natural Born Citizens (no attorney's) to ivestigate, try, and prosecute the politicians and government employee's as they see fit. Mandatory death penalty by public hanging is the merciful sentence for pedos and their associates. Democrats are a WMD, literally. Let Justice Be Done Though The Heavens Fall. |
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Lily o' the Valley User ID: 11213558 ![]() 02/19/2016 11:19 AM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nope. Sorry. My doctor said toilet paper is one of the worst inventions mankind ever came up with. He said while wiping, tissue fibers clog the pores around the anus compounding the problems one already has with a leaky bum. He told me the best thing to do is to take a shower after each movement. HOW am I supposed to do that while I'm at work or away from home? Make yourself a little mini-bidet out of a squeeze bottle which you can carry with you and fill before you do your BM. While you are at home, you can dissolve about 1 tsp 20 Mule Team borax in the water you put in your mini-bidet, It is a germ killer and also will kill candida, which causes itching in the crotch area. Most important thing is to eliminate all artificial sweeteners and artificial fats from your diet. They are all documented to cause anal leakage. No more diet Pepsi, no more low fat potato chips. When all of those are out of your system, if you still have problems, go to an oncologist. *** Good deeds bring rewards, bad actions bring troubles. That is a law of the universe. *** |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 55461564 ![]() 02/19/2016 11:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Nope. Sorry. My doctor said toilet paper is one of the worst inventions mankind ever came up with. He said while wiping, tissue fibers clog the pores around the anus compounding the problems one already has with a leaky bum. He told me the best thing to do is to take a shower after each movement. HOW am I supposed to do that while I'm at work or away from home? Make yourself a little mini-bidet out of a squeeze bottle which you can carry with you and fill before you do your BM. While you are at home, you can dissolve about 1 tsp 20 Mule Team borax in the water you put in your mini-bidet, It is a germ killer and also will kill candida, which causes itching in the crotch area. Most important thing is to eliminate all artificial sweeteners and artificial fats from your diet. They are all documented to cause anal leakage. No more diet Pepsi, no more low fat potato chips. When all of those are out of your system, if you still have problems, go to an oncologist. go to an oncologist.????? That's a cancer doctor. ![]() |
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oculi aperti sunt User ID: 70892770 ![]() 02/19/2016 11:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | all bullshit aside, you might have a anal fistula. I had this problem and what you are describing is the exact issues. It was fixed with banding surgery. they wrapped a rubber band around the muscle and periodically tightened it until it cut thru the muscle. it closed the tunnel. The first step is to establish that something is possible; then probability will occur. It's easy to stand in the crowd but it takes courage to stand alone Do i look really like a guy with a plan? you know what i am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if i ever caught it. You know, I.. I just do things. The mobs have plans. The cops have plans. They're Schemers. Schemer's trying to control their little worlds. I'm Not a Schemer. |
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