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I Need Advice - Re: Smelly Anal Leakage and Itchy Butt Crack

 
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I have had this watery, yellow and/or orange, leakage from my anus. When it gets bad I feel like I am sweating from my butt crack. I use lots of toilet paper to wipe and sometimes it looks like it might be bloody, and sometimes it is orange. Not orange like orange juice, but orange like it was yellow and a small amount of blood was mixed in. Sometimes it is red from blood, but this might be from scratching, not sure. The worst part is the odor that is sometimes so bad that people around me notice. The odor is different than my stool smell. It is NOT a fishy smell that others have described. I can only describe it as "ass". It smells like a dirty ass crack. I have noticed that when I am more physical, and I am having leakage, that I leak more. I do not have HEMORRHOIDS. Once this starts, I also get a VERY itchy butt crack and scrotum. I don't usually get itchy until I remove my underwear, or when I get out of my chair to stretch. It's like the itching starts when the area gets to "breath". I also wake myself up scratching. The itching is so bad, I get an almost orgasmic relief of itching, and itching, and itching . . . I dream of using a wire brush to relieve th itching. If I get an itch on one area, the rest of the area starts to itch. The itching only happens when I have this smelly anal leakage, otherwise no itch. I haven't had a problem with jock itch. I have tried using Lamasil, thinking that the itching was fungus or jock itch. That will relieve the itching for a short time, but I don't think it is fungal. I speculate that the anal leakage is causing the irritation. I know I shouldn't scratch as this leads to irritation of the skin down there, which causes raw painful skin.
I don't like going to doctors unless I have to, not out of embarrassment or laziness. I haven't found a good doctor that listens to patients and treats medical problems. I have found lots of doctors that listen to 10% of my symptoms and then prescribes a pill to mask symptoms. I don't like pills for symptoms, I don't like 20 visits of a 5 minute gotta go to the next patient, fast food type health care industry that we have cultivated. I do respect doctors that take the time to listen and treat patients carefully and completely. Anyway, I hope to find someone who has these type of symptoms and ways to resolve it, or a doctor that reads these posts that cares. I do spend 90% of my time at work in a comfortable chair programming for 10 hours a day. Also, yes I shower daily. I DO NOT eat fast food unless I have no choice. I prefer organic whole foods.
To summarize: I need help identifying these symptoms:
1 Smelly, anal leakage.
a. Orange or yellow
b. smells different than stool, and has been described as "you smell like ass"
2 Super itchy butt crack, taint, and underside of scrotum
a. NOT hemorrhoids
b. used anti-fungal cream, no relief
c. itching only when leakage occurs
d. Itching starts when area is exposed to air, or when getting up after working in a chair for hours. Also, during the night.

THANKS in advance for any help one might offer.
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Hey OP tard,
lets see if you have any self discipline

* lay off starch & food made with flour for a monnth (eg. bread/Pizza)

* lay off sugar & soda
* go vegetarian for a month & chk out the result


problem solved
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Sounds like you need probiotics to heal your gut and Gold Bond powder for itching and odor management.

Look into Kefir and Kombucha for probiotics. Those will help the most.
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Maybe c diff? Been on any major antibiotics lately? Probably a colonoscopy is in order.butt
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That orifice is supposed to be exit only. You need to stop shoving things up in there.
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Nope. Sorry.

My doctor said toilet paper is one of the worst inventions mankind ever came up with. He said while wiping, tissue fibers clog the pores around the anus compounding the problems one already has with a leaky bum.

He told me the best thing to do is to take a shower after each movement. HOW am I supposed to do that while I'm at work or away from home?
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this thread is sheeit
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Hey OP tard,
lets see if you have any self discipline

* lay off starch & food made with flour for a monnth (eg. bread/Pizza)

* lay off sugar & soda
* go vegetarian for a month & chk out the result


problem solved
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Hey, Ass Wipe...I've been eating organic whole foods for years!

You didn't read my whole post.
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You are disgusting piece of excrement OP.

stfu
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Sounds like you need probiotics to heal your gut and Gold Bond powder for itching and odor management.

Look into Kefir and Kombucha for probiotics. Those will help the most.
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Good advice.. I've also heard that some medications make anal leakage possible. Review your medications and search internet for side effects.
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Sounds like you need probiotics to heal your gut and Gold Bond powder for itching and odor management.

Look into Kefir and Kombucha for probiotics. Those will help the most.
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What Are Probiotics?
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That sounds promising. I'll ask my doctor about it.

Thanks!
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Nope. Sorry.

My doctor said toilet paper is one of the worst inventions mankind ever came up with. He said while wiping, tissue fibers clog the pores around the anus compounding the problems one already has with a leaky bum.

He told me the best thing to do is to take a shower after each movement. HOW am I supposed to do that while I'm at work or away from home?
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Maybe c diff? Been on any major antibiotics lately? Probably a colonoscopy is in order.butt
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No antibiotics. And I did have a colonoscopy done last week. My bung looked good except for the reason for my post.
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Hey OP tard,
lets see if you have any self discipline

* lay off starch & food made with flour for a monnth (eg. bread/Pizza)

* lay off sugar & soda
* go vegetarian for a month & chk out the result


problem solved
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Hey, Ass Wipe...I've been eating organic whole foods for years!

You didn't read my whole post.
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I re-read your OP, and I don't see any statement where you don't eat grain and sugar.
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You are disgusting piece of excrement OP.

stfu
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Nope. Sorry.

My doctor said toilet paper is one of the worst inventions mankind ever came up with. He said while wiping, tissue fibers clog the pores around the anus compounding the problems one already has with a leaky bum.

He told me the best thing to do is to take a shower after each movement. HOW am I supposed to do that while I'm at work or away from home?
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Carry a small package of these with you:

[link to www.cottonelle.com (secure)]
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Hmmm...that sounds good. Thanks!
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You definitely need some probiotics. I know there is also a medical condition where the shitty part of the intestines tries to come out of the butthole causing this. Also causes leaky butt syndrome.

I'd definitely try probiotics and lay off of soft drinks if you drink those. If that doesnt help,definitely go see a doctor OP.
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Hey OP tard,
lets see if you have any self discipline

* lay off starch & food made with flour for a monnth (eg. bread/Pizza)

* lay off sugar & soda
* go vegetarian for a month & chk out the result


problem solved
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29768899


Hey, Ass Wipe...I've been eating organic whole foods for years!

You didn't read my whole post.
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I re-read your OP, and I don't see any statement where you don't eat grain and sugar.
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Organic foods comprise of WHOLE grains...the best kind for the digestive tract. I do in fact avoid sugar like the plague....except the kinds that are found in Organic Fresh Fruit, etc. Peace, my brother!
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Sounds like a Inside fistula.
Take alot of vit C a day (8 gram)
Really works good luck!
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Hey OP tard,
lets see if you have any self discipline

* lay off starch & food made with flour for a monnth (eg. bread/Pizza)

* lay off sugar & soda
* go vegetarian for a month & chk out the result


problem solved
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Hey, Ass Wipe...I've been eating organic whole foods for years!

You didn't read my whole post.
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Hey Leaky Ass,

i ve read .. "organic" flour.. "organic" soda?

with your attitude - stay with your ass leak
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You are disgusting piece of excrement OP.

stfu
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At least mine is clean you miserable, stinking arsehole.

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Sounds like you need probiotics to heal your gut and Gold Bond powder for itching and odor management.

Look into Kefir and Kombucha for probiotics. Those will help the most.
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Hey, not only this^^^^ but also you need to do a Parasite cleanse.Sounds like you have a buttload to kill off, you can get it from amaZon.

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Sounds like a Inside fistula.
Take alot of vit C a day (8 gram)
Really works good luck!
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THIS.

Lots of VItamin C. Lots and lots.
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Have you been eating Butterfish/Escolar ? It gives you those symptoms.


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I frew up.
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Nope. Sorry.

My doctor said toilet paper is one of the worst inventions mankind ever came up with. He said while wiping, tissue fibers clog the pores around the anus compounding the problems one already has with a leaky bum.

He told me the best thing to do is to take a shower after each movement. HOW am I supposed to do that while I'm at work or away from home?
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Make yourself a little mini-bidet out of a squeeze bottle which you can carry with you and fill before you do your BM. While you are at home, you can dissolve about 1 tsp 20 Mule Team borax in the water you put in your mini-bidet, It is a germ killer and also will kill candida, which causes itching in the crotch area.

Most important thing is to eliminate all artificial sweeteners and artificial fats from your diet. They are all documented to cause anal leakage. No more diet Pepsi, no more low fat potato chips.

When all of those are out of your system, if you still have problems, go to an oncologist.
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Nope. Sorry.

My doctor said toilet paper is one of the worst inventions mankind ever came up with. He said while wiping, tissue fibers clog the pores around the anus compounding the problems one already has with a leaky bum.

He told me the best thing to do is to take a shower after each movement. HOW am I supposed to do that while I'm at work or away from home?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55461564


Make yourself a little mini-bidet out of a squeeze bottle which you can carry with you and fill before you do your BM. While you are at home, you can dissolve about 1 tsp 20 Mule Team borax in the water you put in your mini-bidet, It is a germ killer and also will kill candida, which causes itching in the crotch area.

Most important thing is to eliminate all artificial sweeteners and artificial fats from your diet. They are all documented to cause anal leakage. No more diet Pepsi, no more low fat potato chips.

When all of those are out of your system, if you still have problems, go to an oncologist.
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go to an oncologist.?????

That's a cancer doctor. uhoh
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Possible Worm Infection .


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all bullshit aside, you might have a anal fistula.
I had this problem and what you are describing is the exact issues. It was fixed with banding surgery. they wrapped a rubber band around the muscle and periodically tightened it until it cut thru the muscle. it closed the tunnel.
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Better start wearing Kotex Pads OP...





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