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Mr Darwin, how does your evolution thingy direct a body to repair broken bones which it doesn't even know exist?

 
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Mr Darwin, how does your evolution thingy direct a body to repair broken bones which it doesn't even know exist?


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Re: Mr Darwin, how does your evolution thingy direct a body to repair broken bones which it doesn't even know exist?
You seem to have a serious hard-on for Darwin. What is your mission because you come across as a real luney toon.
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Re: Mr Darwin, how does your evolution thingy direct a body to repair broken bones which it doesn't even know exist?
You seem to have a serious hard-on for Darwin. What is your mission because you come across as a real luney toon.
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The dead are an easy mark. Study evolution rather than the idiocy of your religious leaders dgn. You will have the answer to your question about bone fracture.
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You seem to have a serious hard-on for Darwin. What is your mission because you come across as a real luney toon.
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The dead are an easy mark. Study evolution rather than the idiocy of your religious leaders dgn. You will have the answer to your question about bone fracture.
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Typical dumpster reply.
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Re: Mr Darwin, how does your evolution thingy direct a body to repair broken bones which it doesn't even know exist?
I'm glad he's here and not knocking on my door with more pamphlets.
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Re: Mr Darwin, how does your evolution thingy direct a body to repair broken bones which it doesn't even know exist?
You seem to have a serious hard-on for Darwin. What is your mission because you come across as a real luney toon.
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The dead are an easy mark. Study evolution rather than the idiocy of your religious leaders dgn. You will have the answer to your question about bone fracture.
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Evolution is a lie. Inanimate matter doesn't just turn itself into a self-repairing life form. God designed his creatures to be able to heal and adapt to changes in the environment.
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You seem to have a serious hard-on for Darwin. What is your mission because you come across as a real luney toon.
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Sharing knowledge of the divine solution to the final act of Satan's reign of terror
"for then there will be great tribulation such as has not occurred since the world’s beginning until now, no, nor will occur again. 22 In fact, unless those days were cut short, no flesh would be saved; but on account of the chosen ones those days will be cut short." Mt24:21
I know this seems impossible but.....

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"Sharing knowledge of the divine solution to the final act of Satan's reign of terror"
That's what I thought...carry on then.
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Is this counted as witness hours on your jw clock? A little tally as you share the "good news"? I thought u people were told to not associate with us woo-woos. Arent we off limits. Dgn im telling on you. Shame on you. Your a faker. ahole
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You seem to have a serious hard-on for Darwin. What is your mission because you come across as a real luney toon.
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The dead are an easy mark. Study evolution rather than the idiocy of your religious leaders dgn. You will have the answer to your question about bone fracture.
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Evolution is a lie. Inanimate matter doesn't just turn itself into a self-repairing life form. God designed his creatures to be able to heal and adapt to changes in the environment.
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.......but remember how the Stanley Miller experiment proved lightening shocked mud and it came alive, (like Frankenstein)then the slime turned into fish which turned into amphibians which eventually turned into people...? Here's some proof of it demonstrated by our transitional ancestors,you can even see by their eyes they actually used to be octopuses check them out.

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Re: Mr Darwin, how does your evolution thingy direct a body to repair broken bones which it doesn't even know exist?
Is this counted as witness hours on your jw clock? A little tally as you share the "good news"? I thought u people were told to not associate with us woo-woos. Arent we off limits. Dgn im telling on you. Shame on you. Your a faker. ahole
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By all means, tattle. I'll share bible knowledge with anyone, any time here. If Jesus didn't come to earth to teach/invite woo-woos, than who was he talking to for 3.5 years?

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Re: Mr Darwin, how does your evolution thingy direct a body to repair broken bones which it doesn't even know exist?
"Sharing knowledge of the divine solution to the final act of Satan's reign of terror"
That's what I thought...carry on then.
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Ok good call. This is a round about way but these discussions 'evolve' into many different topics, like how mud 'evolved' into Gumby, who later evolved into a mummy, and finally a man.
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I'm glad he's here and not knocking on my door with more pamphlets.
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lmao
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Re: Mr Darwin, how does your evolution thingy direct a body to repair broken bones which it doesn't even know exist?
I'm glad he's here and not knocking on my door with more pamphlets.
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Best way to deal with that is to have a skeleton mask handy, put it on and JWs with think you're already dead, beyond hope, and they'll move on.
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Re: Mr Darwin, how does your evolution thingy direct a body to repair broken bones which it doesn't even know exist?
Thank You DGN for posting this.

Such Engineering and Art, in Form and Function...Amazing.

The level of Complex Systems Design with Reliability and Durability is Truly Impressive.


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Re: Mr Darwin, how does your evolution thingy direct a body to repair broken bones which it doesn't even know exist?
Thank You DGN for posting this.

Such Engineering and Art, in Form and Function...Amazing.

The level of Complex Systems Design with Reliability and Durability is Truly Impressive.


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Yeah and those gizmos don't even have brains to know what they're doing, yet they get it right, and are even self replicating after thousands of years. Trying to keep up the video complexity had my eyes spinning like slot machine reels and I almost got hypnotized.
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Re: Mr Darwin, how does your evolution thingy direct a body to repair broken bones which it doesn't even know exist?
Mr. Darwins theory is way outdated. I dont even know why we speak his name anymore even.

A bunch of dingbats back then i tell you. Lol
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Re: Mr Darwin, how does your evolution thingy direct a body to repair broken bones which it doesn't even know exist?
I'm glad he's here and not knocking on my door with more pamphlets.
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Best way to deal with that is to have a skeleton mask handy, put it on and JWs with think you're already dead, beyond hope, and they'll move on. But if to many of your neighbors do it in a row they'll figure it out, know they been had, mark you down as a not at home(but with as asterisk) and try again later.
lol
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Re: Mr Darwin, how does your evolution thingy direct a body to repair broken bones which it doesn't even know exist?
Mr. Darwins theory is way outdated. I dont even know why we speak his name anymore even.

A bunch of dingbats back then i tell you. Lol
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The theory was a fetched as believing a printery explosion accidentally arranged all the alpha-numeric characters in the Encyclopedia Britannica and bound them up nicely into convenient volumes. Then, with the advent of the electron research microscopic, Darwin's fable came down like the Hindenburg.

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Oh look, it's DGN, GLP's resident Jehovah's Witness religitard creating yet ANOTHER thread about evolution.

DGN has created THOUSANDS of these threads, yes THOUSANDS !!!!!! Look at his thread history.

He suckers people into what they think is a discussion. But it is not a discussion. DGN only PREACHES, he doesn't discuss.

Don't waste your time, you will NEVER get him to admit anything that goes against the approved Jehovah's Witness approved propaganda and official line.

You will only spend time posting responses and being totally ignored by DGN. You will eventually give up in disgust after wasting a lot of time.
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What are you afraid of OP ?
The universe is basically an animal. It grazes on the ordinary. It creates infinite idiots just to eat them.

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Re: Mr Darwin, how does your evolution thingy direct a body to repair broken bones which it doesn't even know exist?
You seem to have a serious hard-on for Darwin. What is your mission because you come across as a real luney toon.
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The dead are an easy mark. Study evolution rather than the idiocy of your religious leaders dgn. You will have the answer to your question about bone fracture.
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Evolution is a lie. Inanimate matter doesn't just turn itself into a self-repairing life form. God designed his creatures to be able to heal and adapt to changes in the environment.
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It takes magic from a sky fairy to do that.
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Re: Mr Darwin, how does your evolution thingy direct a body to repair broken bones which it doesn't even know exist?
Mr. Darwins theory is way outdated. I dont even know why we speak his name anymore even.

A bunch of dingbats back then i tell you. Lol
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The theory was a fetched as believing a printery explosion accidentally arranged all the alpha-numeric characters in the Encyclopedia Britannica and bound them up nicely into convenient volumes. Then, with the advent of the electron research microscopic, Darwin's fable came down like the Hindenburg.

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Haha, great analogy!
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What are you afraid of OP ?
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Godzilla, the boogie man, and invasion of radio active sea turtles from Fukushima, and Darth Vader's wife, Ella.

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You seem to have a serious hard-on for Darwin. What is your mission because you come across as a real luney toon.
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The dead are an easy mark. Study evolution rather than the idiocy of your religious leaders dgn. You will have the answer to your question about bone fracture.
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Evolution is a lie. Inanimate matter doesn't just turn itself into a self-repairing life form. God designed his creatures to be able to heal and adapt to changes in the environment.
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It takes magic from a sky fairy to do that.
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Maybe in Fairyland but else where it requires technology beyond human perception.

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Re: Mr Darwin, how does your evolution thingy direct a body to repair broken bones which it doesn't even know exist?
You fail to realize, that evolution IS a part of the master plan... you just want to be a bible thumper without thinking. Do you even realize that the bible we have now, isn't even close to what came before the catholic church??
How it was edited, left scripture out because it didn't fit what they wanted YOU to learn??? Do you realize it's all fake crap regurgitated from earlier civs???

I bet you think it's perfect just the way KJV says huh?
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The dead are an easy mark. Study evolution rather than the idiocy of your religious leaders dgn. You will have the answer to your question about bone fracture.
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Evolution is a lie. Inanimate matter doesn't just turn itself into a self-repairing life form. God designed his creatures to be able to heal and adapt to changes in the environment.
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It takes magic from a sky fairy to do that.
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Maybe in Fairyland but else where it requires technology beyond human perception.
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Isn’t that the Fairyland handbook pictured in your avatar?
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Evolution is a lie. Inanimate matter doesn't just turn itself into a self-repairing life form. God designed his creatures to be able to heal and adapt to changes in the environment.
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It takes magic from a sky fairy to do that.
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Maybe in Fairyland but else where it requires technology beyond human perception.
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Isn’t that the Fairyland handbook pictured in your avatar?
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Now that's a good one. No that's not the blueprints that's the operators manual, so we can expand Eden and make global paradise, rather than something like a global military industrial complex and blow ourselves up.

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Re: Mr Darwin, how does your evolution thingy direct a body to repair broken bones which it doesn't even know exist?
You fail to realize, that evolution IS a part of the master plan... you just want to be a bible thumper without thinking. Do you even realize that the bible we have now, isn't even close to what came before the catholic church??
How it was edited, left scripture out because it didn't fit what they wanted YOU to learn??? Do you realize it's all fake crap regurgitated from earlier civs???

I bet you think it's perfect just the way KJV says huh?
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Life magazine ad an issue in 50's saying the kjv had 50,000 translation errors. There is no evidence of any beneficial mutations or transitional fossils, the theory is as big a hoax on science as Catholicism in on Christianity.
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Re: Mr Darwin, how does your evolution thingy direct a body to repair broken bones which it doesn't even know exist?
You seem to have a serious hard-on for Darwin. What is your mission because you come across as a real luney toon.
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He has a habit of talking to dead people, I think? That's what most christians believe they're doing - talking to Jesus when they pray.
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Re: Mr Darwin, how does your evolution thingy direct a body to repair broken bones which it doesn't even know exist?
You fail to realize, that evolution IS a part of the master plan... you just want to be a bible thumper without thinking. Do you even realize that the bible we have now, isn't even close to what came before the catholic church??
How it was edited, left scripture out because it didn't fit what they wanted YOU to learn??? Do you realize it's all fake crap regurgitated from earlier civs???

I bet you think it's perfect just the way KJV says huh?
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Life magazine ad an issue in 50's saying the kjv had 50,000 translation errors. There is no evidence of any beneficial mutations or transitional fossils, the theory is as big a hoax on science as Catholicism in on Christianity. God created every creature species specific from the start, that is why no transitional fossils will ever be found.
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