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Anonymous Coward User ID: 39823486 United States 02/19/2016 08:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have noticed that there are many ignorant people around me, who consider burping or farting something natural, or even funny. Because of this, I have decided to make a public announcement to clear this up forever. Normal human body does not need to burp or fart, it is not something natural, this is a clear symptom that your body is sick and you must go to ask the doctor immediately. This applies to your pets too, if your dog or cat suddenly starts burping or farting, you must take it to the veterinary immediately. You have been warned. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71509191 I'm now farting in your direction. |
gmigriff User ID: 29091837 United States 02/19/2016 08:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have noticed that there are many ignorant people around me, who consider burping or farting something natural, or even funny. Because of this, I have decided to make a public announcement to clear this up forever. Normal human body does not need to burp or fart, it is not something natural, this is a clear symptom that your body is sick and you must go to ask the doctor immediately. This applies to your pets too, if your dog or cat suddenly starts burping or farting, you must take it to the veterinary immediately. You have been warned. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71509191 I'm now farting in your direction. Generally.... |
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Hingle McCringleberry Metal-American User ID: 69718773 United States 02/19/2016 08:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. “They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 71511546 Australia 02/19/2016 09:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have noticed that there are many ignorant people around me, who consider burping or farting something natural, or even funny. Because of this, I have decided to make a public announcement to clear this up forever. Normal human body does not need to burp or fart, it is not something natural, this is a clear symptom that your body is sick and you must go to ask the doctor immediately. This applies to your pets too, if your dog or cat suddenly starts burping or farting, you must take it to the veterinary immediately. You have been warned. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71509191 Stupid cunt. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 68352225 United States 02/19/2016 09:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | One week i had beans on my own. then i went to my friends house and his wife insisted i try her home made beans...a few days later i visited my mother and she had home made baked beans she insist i eat...my stomach was active for a couple of weeks, but i did not consider going to the hospital. eventually the bean effect wore off |
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Plasmic User ID: 65979282 United States 02/19/2016 10:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And new born babies, that eat the purest food in the world, breast milk, both burp and fart. Care to explain that OP? Oh that's right you're an idiot. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71408772 that may reflect the mothers diet? I kinda get what OP is saying. I never burp unless I drink something other than water. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 70539980 United States 02/19/2016 11:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | In case you didn't know, there is an emotional discharge - release of negative energy associated with burping and farting. It's not only physical release of accumulated gaseous waste from digestive processes. Quoting: Hailstones Melt InWarmerClimes People agreeing with the OP are brain dead fucking retards. You probably feel this way because you don't fart or burp. |