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If you burp or fart then you are sick

 
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If you burp or fart then you are sick
I have noticed that there are many ignorant people around me, who consider burping or farting something natural, or even funny. Because of this, I have decided to make a public announcement to clear this up forever. Normal human body does not need to burp or fart, it is not something natural, this is a clear symptom that your body is sick and you must go to ask the doctor immediately. This applies to your pets too, if your dog or cat suddenly starts burping or farting, you must take it to the veterinary immediately. You have been warned.
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If you do neither, you will eventually explode...

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02/19/2016 08:32 PM
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It's true. I never do that. It's probably women's fault.
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Re: If you burp or fart then you are sick
I have noticed that there are many ignorant people around me, who consider burping or farting something natural, or even funny. Because of this, I have decided to make a public announcement to clear this up forever. Normal human body does not need to burp or fart, it is not something natural, this is a clear symptom that your body is sick and you must go to ask the doctor immediately. This applies to your pets too, if your dog or cat suddenly starts burping or farting, you must take it to the veterinary immediately. You have been warned.
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I'm now farting in your direction.
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Re: If you burp or fart then you are sick
I have noticed that there are many ignorant people around me, who consider burping or farting something natural, or even funny. Because of this, I have decided to make a public announcement to clear this up forever. Normal human body does not need to burp or fart, it is not something natural, this is a clear symptom that your body is sick and you must go to ask the doctor immediately. This applies to your pets too, if your dog or cat suddenly starts burping or farting, you must take it to the veterinary immediately. You have been warned.
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I'm now farting in your direction.
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Generally....

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02/19/2016 08:35 PM
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02/19/2016 08:37 PM
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Burping and farting releases gas. You like being gassy and bloated OP, that's your business, most people don't.
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02/19/2016 08:38 PM
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I have noticed that there are many ignorant people
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The only one I notice right now started this thread.
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If you do neither, you will eventually explode...

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02/19/2016 08:40 PM
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I have noticed that there are many ignorant people
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The only one I notice right now started this thread.
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In case you didn't know, there is an emotional discharge - release of negative energy associated with burping and farting. It's not only physical release of accumulated gaseous waste from digestive processes.
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I have noticed that there are many ignorant people
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The only one I notice right now started this thread.
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A monumental achievement, considering it is, after all, about farts.
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 Quoting: TheAccidentalJedi


Your link doesn't work, retard.
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02/19/2016 08:43 PM
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And new born babies, that eat the purest food in the world, breast milk, both burp and fart. Care to explain that OP? Oh that's right you're an idiot.
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 Quoting: TheAccidentalJedi


Your link doesn't work, retard.
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02/19/2016 08:58 PM
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 Quoting: TheAccidentalJedi


Your link doesn't work, retard.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71509191


Oh, it's just the scene from Billy Madison where the moderator informs Billy he has given the dumbest fucking answer in history.

Sort of like your initial post, my gassy friend.
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 Quoting: TheAccidentalJedi


Your link doesn't work, retard.
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Thanks, I am temporarily relegated to a fucking Kindle until my new laptop comes in!
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Don't fart when you're fucking your kindle!
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Re: If you burp or fart then you are sick
I have noticed that there are many ignorant people around me, who consider burping or farting something natural, or even funny. Because of this, I have decided to make a public announcement to clear this up forever. Normal human body does not need to burp or fart, it is not something natural, this is a clear symptom that your body is sick and you must go to ask the doctor immediately. This applies to your pets too, if your dog or cat suddenly starts burping or farting, you must take it to the veterinary immediately. You have been warned.
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Stupid cunt.
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We've been "warned"?

Are you gonna backtrace us? Dayum. The consequences will never be the same.
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02/19/2016 09:49 PM
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I burp and fart often. Feels good man
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02/19/2016 09:49 PM
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One week i had beans on my own. then i went to my friends house and his wife insisted i try her home made beans...a few days later i visited my mother and she had home made baked beans she insist i eat...my stomach was active for a couple of weeks, but i did not consider going to the hospital. eventually the bean effect wore off
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02/19/2016 10:11 PM
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Sometimes I do both at the same time.
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Sometimes I do both at the same time.
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And new born babies, that eat the purest food in the world, breast milk, both burp and fart. Care to explain that OP? Oh that's right you're an idiot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71408772


that may reflect the mothers diet?

I kinda get what OP is saying. I never burp unless I drink something other than water.
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02/19/2016 11:22 PM
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In case you didn't know, there is an emotional discharge - release of negative energy associated with burping and farting. It's not only physical release of accumulated gaseous waste from digestive processes.
 Quoting: Hailstones Melt InWarmerClimes


People agreeing with the OP are brain dead fucking retards. You probably feel this way because you don't fart or burp.





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