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New Asteroid Found - 2016 DV1 - 1LD on March 3rd

 
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New Asteroid Found - 2016 DV1 - 1LD on March 3rd
There have been a few posts about the asteroid 2013 TX68 that is passing the earth between March 5th and 8th (depending on source)

Out of interest I've been checking spaceweather.com for updates.


Just noticed a new asteroid posted 2016 DV1 with a miss distance of 1 lunar distance. This asteroid is 46m in size which is 50% larger than TX68.

According to jpl.nasa's close approach data this asteroid was just discovered on Feb 28. The condition code shows 7 which means they don't have enough data to accurately predict the orbit.

Dr. Astro.... Please chime in with your comments. I'm hoping that you will have additional information from your contacts.
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There have been a few posts about the asteroid 2013 TX68 that is passing the earth between March 5th and 8th (depending on source)

Out of interest I've been checking spaceweather.com for updates.


Just noticed a new asteroid posted 2016 DV1 with a miss distance of 1 lunar distance. This asteroid is 46m in size which is 50% larger than TX68.

According to jpl.nasa's close approach data this asteroid was just discovered on Feb 28. The condition code shows 7 which means they don't have enough data to accurately predict the orbit.

Dr. Astro.... Please chime in with your comments. I'm hoping that you will have additional information from your contacts.
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You just read my thread on that other forum that starts with an A. You quoted me nearly word for word. Im flattered.
Ha!
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Re: New Asteroid Found - 2016 DV1 - 1LD on March 3rd
Trajectory simulation for 2016 DV1 can be found here.


[link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov]
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Re: New Asteroid Found - 2016 DV1 - 1LD on March 3rd
There have been a few posts about the asteroid 2013 TX68 that is passing the earth between March 5th and 8th (depending on source)

Out of interest I've been checking spaceweather.com for updates.


Just noticed a new asteroid posted 2016 DV1 with a miss distance of 1 lunar distance. This asteroid is 46m in size which is 50% larger than TX68.

According to jpl.nasa's close approach data this asteroid was just discovered on Feb 28. The condition code shows 7 which means they don't have enough data to accurately predict the orbit.

Dr. Astro.... Please chime in with your comments. I'm hoping that you will have additional information from your contacts.
 Quoting: Morpheus




You just read my thread on that other forum that starts with an A. You quoted me nearly word for word. Im flattered.
 Quoting: MissSmartypants



I don't go to other inferior conspiracy forums. Everything is on spaceweather and the jpl website.

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Re: New Asteroid Found - 2016 DV1 - 1LD on March 3rd
I'm wondering what has spawned all these little bastards. While I'm not concerned about these I want to know what larger body they might be traveling with.
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With all the recent fireball sightings I would say we have a lot of incoming junk in our path.
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Re: New Asteroid Found - 2016 DV1 - 1LD on March 3rd
[link to ssd.jpl.nasa.gov]

shows close approach at 05:00 UTC on March 3rd.
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1 LD is a quarter of a million miles.

Not really a near miss.
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1 LD is a quarter of a million miles.

Not really a near miss.
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You are correct. But the uncertainty factor is 7 (very high).
Could be closer or farther.
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I'm wondering what has spawned all these little bastards. While I'm not concerned about these I want to know what larger body they might be traveling with.
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Oh let me guess...rhymes with Shmishmishmu?
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the biggest information here is that 2013tx68 is not alone and c0ming, that s not 1 asteroid thats a field of asteroids
d000000mmmmm000nnnn
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Re: New Asteroid Found - 2016 DV1 - 1LD on March 3rd
There have been a few posts about the asteroid 2013 TX68 that is passing the earth between March 5th and 8th (depending on source)

Out of interest I've been checking spaceweather.com for updates.


Just noticed a new asteroid posted 2016 DV1 with a miss distance of 1 lunar distance. This asteroid is 46m in size which is 50% larger than TX68.

According to jpl.nasa's close approach data this asteroid was just discovered on Feb 28. The condition code shows 7 which means they don't have enough data to accurately predict the orbit.

Dr. Astro.... Please chime in with your comments. I'm hoping that you will have additional information from your contacts.
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Just look up NASA NEO site. If you want correct.
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Re: New Asteroid Found - 2016 DV1 - 1LD on March 3rd
There have been a few posts about the asteroid 2013 TX68 that is passing the earth between March 5th and 8th (depending on source)

Out of interest I've been checking spaceweather.com for updates.


Just noticed a new asteroid posted 2016 DV1 with a miss distance of 1 lunar distance. This asteroid is 46m in size which is 50% larger than TX68.

According to jpl.nasa's close approach data this asteroid was just discovered on Feb 28. The condition code shows 7 which means they don't have enough data to accurately predict the orbit.

Dr. Astro.... Please chime in with your comments. I'm hoping that you will have additional information from your contacts.
 Quoting: Morpheus


You just read my thread on that other forum that starts with an A. You quoted me nearly word for word. Im flattered.
 Quoting: MissSmartypants


i am flattered too. i already had the first pin on this meteor. it's all good:) gets more attention that way. good night all or good day
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Incoming!

Thread: Anyone Just see that Massive Meteor over Western Montana Headed North?
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Re: New Asteroid Found - 2016 DV1 - 1LD on March 3rd
It's probably TX68 just re-named to save face.
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Re: New Asteroid Found - 2016 DV1 - 1LD on March 3rd
384,400 km is a massive amount of space for something 46 meters in size
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Where will the moon be when this thing whizzes by at one lunar distance?
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As above, so below. And shit is going to be freaky below this week... so I expect some fireworks above...
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Re: New Asteroid Found - 2016 DV1 - 1LD on March 3rd
With all the recent fireball sightings I would say we have a lot of incoming junk in our path.
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We live in an age whereby a satellite could poop out little iron pellets with the touch of a button, producing these fireballs.

Lying claims cannot produce any signs, so lying signs must be given or real signs of another claim must be hijacked and sold as signs of the lying claim.

So, is your conclusion "we have a lot of incoming junk in our path" even valid? Or is it reached by believing that the increased number of fireballs are real?
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guys im crying as i type this. my uncle works at nasa. he told me this astroid is actually a comet and that it is 3 miles wide. he said it will hit mainland china and that humanity will not survive. we had a good run bros.
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guys im crying as i type this. my uncle works at nasa. he told me this astroid is actually a comet and that it is 3 miles wide. he said it will hit mainland china and that humanity will not survive. we had a good run bros.
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Cool, that would dig a crater 40 miles wide and knock down most buildings within 700 miles.

But it would hardly end humanity. Just China, as a functioning nation.
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guys im crying as i type this. my uncle works at nasa. he told me this astroid is actually a comet and that it is 3 miles wide. he said it will hit mainland china and that humanity will not survive. we had a good run bros.
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this2

I work at ESA and I can confirm.
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I work at the Canadian mars base and I can confirm that the earth is really just a hologram projected from the moon, so the meteor-comet will just pass on by
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guys im crying as i type this. my uncle works at nasa. he told me this astroid is actually a comet and that it is 3 miles wide. he said it will hit mainland china and that humanity will not survive. we had a good run bros.
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BS-mcv
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There must be a 'threat from space' ....to "unite the planet"
Come on guys, nuke officers relieved, 'crazies portrayed as finger on red buttons', the belief that we are 'blind to asteroids'....'publicised war tensions'....'.....99 being 9x11......an asteroid that may/may not come close, that may be on day1,2 or 3...that is hidden by the sun......believing all this....sets up acceptance of the narrative.
And thereby creates an alibi for the crafty men with 'matches and hidden gas canisters aka 99 red balloons'

Why has nasa and JPL said between 9 million and 11000 miles?
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Re: New Asteroid Found - 2016 DV1 - 1LD on March 3rd
There have been a few posts about the asteroid 2013 TX68 that is passing the earth between March 5th and 8th (depending on source)

Out of interest I've been checking spaceweather.com for updates.


Just noticed a new asteroid posted 2016 DV1 with a miss distance of 1 lunar distance. This asteroid is 46m in size which is 50% larger than TX68.

According to jpl.nasa's close approach data this asteroid was just discovered on Feb 28. The condition code shows 7 which means they don't have enough data to accurately predict the orbit.

Dr. Astro.... Please chime in with your comments. I'm hoping that you will have additional information from your contacts.
 Quoting: Morpheus


Hmmm this may or may not interest you there have been 4 meteor sightings over spain morocco and portugal last week!

This becoming interesting!



I believe the dates are 19 21 23 and 24 february with.
Just think about this 4 meteors with 1 day interval more or less seen over neighboring counries.

What does that tell you?

Impactor soon of large asteroid!

50 - 100 m maybe who knows.
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It's probably TX68 just re-named to save face.
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Do you mean planeTX
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Re: New Asteroid Found - 2016 DV1 - 1LD on March 3rd
There have been a few posts about the asteroid 2013 TX68 that is passing the earth between March 5th and 8th (depending on source)

Out of interest I've been checking spaceweather.com for updates.


Just noticed a new asteroid posted 2016 DV1 with a miss distance of 1 lunar distance. This asteroid is 46m in size which is 50% larger than TX68.

According to jpl.nasa's close approach data this asteroid was just discovered on Feb 28. The condition code shows 7 which means they don't have enough data to accurately predict the orbit.

Dr. Astro.... Please chime in with your comments. I'm hoping that you will have additional information from your contacts.
 Quoting: Morpheus


Scotland was lit up last night there where loud bangs heard shaking houses and a sky flash of over 500 miles.

Suspected meteor as 'fireball' lights up skies over Scotland

A "fireball" which lit up the skies over Scotland and prompted a number of calls to police is believed to have been a meteor.

[link to news.stv.tv]
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hiding
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If tge arseholio comet hits populated area than wake me.otherwise shut the f up





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