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Is Trump the Second Coming of the Lord Our God and Savior Jesus Christ?

 
Anonymous Coward
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04/27/2018 01:20 PM
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So the OP is just messing with us, right?

My copy of the New Testament left out the part where Jesus divorced twice, told mobs to "beat the crap" out of people and bragged about his junk. This country is seriously f-ed up.
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Your copy of the new testament also leaves out about 20 years of the life of Jesus.
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Jesus never sinned. He came to bring salvation, not write a book on carpentry.

He was working hard during those years.
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04/27/2018 01:21 PM
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Bless Him, o Lord, our salvation and savior. Amen.
 Quoting: Jesus is Lord 49281881


NO trump is an ARCHON
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Shiva is primordial force of both destruction and rebirth. because he destroys ignorance of the old ways so that we can create new ways .
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04/27/2018 01:22 PM
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So the OP is just messing with us, right?

My copy of the New Testament left out the part where Jesus divorced twice, told mobs to "beat the crap" out of people and bragged about his junk. This country is seriously f-ed up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31854846


Your copy of the new testament also leaves out about 20 years of the life of Jesus.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72149025


Jesus never sinned. He came to bring salvation, not write a book on carpentry.

He was working hard during those years.
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He absolutely sinned since its sinful in the eyes of god if the Jewish male does not provide offspring.
TauAGC
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04/27/2018 01:30 PM
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Trump needs stop drinking all the sodas or he's gonna lose his foot to the sugaar dragon!

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If it's diet it's even worse, that just invites the extended family of the sugaar inside and causes gout. YOU DON'T WANT THE GOUTS! You want some fire, you just don't want to be on fire!

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Demons in the inflammatory system! Demons are just full of bad habits and they like it when their host bodies adopt bad habits because it makes em like them. The President is a Skinwalker who died in the 80s of a cocaine overdose and the Oni have been wearing his meatsuit ever since! What? My story is just as likely. Trump is the fool who topples the Magician. Just kills all the magic... We had so many magical pursuits that were just starting to regain traction... Cold Fusion, Technomancy, Bioengineering, now we all gotta pretend we're just being legal to secure our funding. NEW IS JUST NEW! There's no legality attached to truly new things!

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04/27/2018 01:55 PM
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Bless Him, o Lord, our salvation and savior. Amen.
 Quoting: Jesus is Lord 49281881


Trump is the same soul and the same entity as the ONE who claimed he had met one so worthy, that he himself was unworthy to baptist him. He is the voice crying in the wilderness!

He must build the wall!

Every valley shall be raised up, every mountain and hill made low; the rough ground shall become level, the rugged places a plain. A WALL SHALL BE BUILT! EVERY MOUNTAIN AND HILL MADE LOW!

He was beheaded in another life for preaching. He has preached and they have condemned him and want his head on a platter! INSTEAD HE IS VICTORIOUS! He is the one that shall make them LOW!
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05/12/2018 07:54 AM
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worship :trump-FGTgi:
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05/12/2018 08:03 AM

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All hail Trump Christ...
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05/12/2018 08:27 AM
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All hail Trump Christ...
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We all know that the False Christ will be a wealthy guy that calls himself Christ.

All those hails are about to fall down...
King Triad

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05/12/2018 08:39 AM

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All hail Trump Christ...
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We all know that the False Christ will be a wealthy guy that calls himself Christ.

All those hails are about to fall down...
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And the mighty Trump wielded his sword and they shook with fear...as he brought peace everywhere...
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05/12/2018 08:45 AM
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Billboars in Israel are the only proof i need.
Thank you Mr President for leading the way!
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05/12/2018 10:45 AM
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for many shall come in my name, saying, i am christ, and shall deceive many. therefore if they say unto you, lo, he is in the desert, or, he is in the the secret chambers, go not after them: for as the lightning shineth from the east unto the west so also shall be the coming of the son of man.

there is no better thing than to see the words of our father and his son come to pass, it gives one a confidence of not being taken unaware in some deception. now we all know that the son of man will return in a moment, in the twinkling of a eye, as lightning shines from east to west - that fast, that sudden - and not, he is over there, or, hey, he is in the temple.

and for those who say they are spirit filled, and believing trump is a messiah, examine yourselves.
Anonymous Coward
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05/12/2018 10:49 AM
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Trump is here. God is now acknowledged in WH. Many more souls will be saved
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06/11/2018 02:26 PM
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hf
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06/19/2018 07:27 AM
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Bless Him, o Lord, our salvation and savior. Amen.
 Quoting: Jesus is Lord 49281881


hf
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06/25/2018 04:36 PM
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bump
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07/07/2018 01:35 PM
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ohyeah
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07/07/2018 01:44 PM
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epiclol

He is the opposite of Jesus in almost every point dude.
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07/07/2018 01:51 PM

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If he was, they would crucify him upside down.
Dishonest scales are an abomination to the LORD, but an accurate weight is His delight. Proverbs 11:1



Omnia Vanitas

I saw that all labor and success spring from a man's envy of his neighbor. This too is futile and a pursuit of the wind.
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If he was, they would crucify him upside down.
Dishonest scales are an abomination to the LORD, but an accurate weight is His delight. Proverbs 11:1



Omnia Vanitas

I saw that all labor and success spring from a man's envy of his neighbor. This too is futile and a pursuit of the wind.
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10/10/2018 07:12 AM
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ohyeah
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12/31/2018 10:40 AM
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Bless the Messiah DONALD TRUMP, OUR SAVIOUR!!!

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12/31/2018 11:24 AM
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No.

It is just a man who has risen above the morans to shave his country.

It is past time to stop praying for someone to come and save us and start saving ourselves.
 Quoting: Denizen


hesright
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02/12/2019 07:28 AM
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02/21/2019 05:10 PM
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No.

It is just a man who has risen above the morans to shave his country.

It is past time to stop praying for someone to come and save us and start saving ourselves.
 Quoting: Denizen


hesright
 Quoting: Polyethylene pam


:trump-FGTgi:
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02/21/2019 05:26 PM
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Lol
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03/23/2019 03:21 PM
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04/21/2019 06:30 AM
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Bless Him, o Lord, our salvation and savior. Amen.
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Happy Birthday President Trump!
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06/02/2019 08:38 AM
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Now is the chance for sinners to pray for forgiveness to The LORD GOD Jesus Christ. Amen.

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hf
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06/26/2019 03:05 PM
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yoda
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No





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