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A Surprise Attach! Man Has Padlock Fastened To His EarLobe By A Stranger

 
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A Surprise Attach! Man Has Padlock Fastened To His EarLobe By A Stranger
this one is worthy of 2 putin's.

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You might think having an ear padlocked is a noteworthy experience.

But this Facebook user he was not aware of what was going on – until it was too late.

Tom Grim Fandango Matthews – as his name appears on Facebook – has been left with unwanted metalware in his flesh tunnel; but insists he only realised what was going on after hearing a random click.

He claims someone sneaked up and put the padlock through his ear before running off.

‘So guess what some little w*** stain just did to me if I find you I will put you 6 feet under end of rant c*** [sic]’, he posted on Facebook alongside the picture.

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Re: A Surprise Attach! Man Has Padlock Fastened To His EarLobe By A Stranger
loserpool-a rofl
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It looks great on him.



First mistake was opening another asshole in his earlobe.
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I've often thought about doing the same to these earlober freaks.
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Penis Hoops in the Ears.

and rainbow flag shirts...


Freaks

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It suits him well.
He should add another to the other side.

Earlobe /piercing imbeciles.

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What kind of asswipe do you have to be to destroy your ears like that? "Mommy, why do grandpa's ears hang down to his knees?" "Well son, he was an asswipe in his 20s."
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I love how all you people judge others, when in reallity you are at the very bottom of the social world. Fat, lazy, ugly red neck hillbillies with barely enough money to get by.

Fact is, if you want have tons of visible tattoos or plugs in your ears, you have to be your own boss, or make tons of money and have a very steady job or life long career.
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I love how all you people judge others, when in reallity you are at the very bottom of the social world. Fat, lazy, ugly red neck hillbillies with barely enough money to get by.

Fact is, if you want have tons of visible tattoos or plugs in your ears, you have to be your own boss, or make tons of money and have a very steady job or life long career.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71561995


Or a rainbow nightclub host,

Circus freak,

Slingshot pouch to name few more.


Don't get so butt hurt,
maybe you'll get your very own shiny matching set of padlocks too...


pick


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I love how all you people judge others, when in reallity you are at the very bottom of the social world. Fat, lazy, ugly red neck hillbillies with barely enough money to get by.

Fact is, if you want have tons of visible tattoos or plugs in your ears, you have to be your own boss, or make tons of money and have a very steady job or life long career.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71561995


Actually we are judges, kings and priests.
We might not be much on this planet (though some of us are very rich) but we will take our rightful place as judges, kings and priests.

And that's that. Now stop crying elitetard.

Last Edited by -GLP-Christian- on 03/05/2016 09:01 PM
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Oh look:
"Pictures from Tom Grim Fandango Matthews/Facebook "

it's one of them Fandango Rangers...
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Too bad the padlock wasn't chained to a lamp post :D
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He claims someone sneaked up and put the padlock through his ear before running off.

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So, he is now LOCKED INTO voting for Trump.


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Stupid millenials
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Btw why do they make those big holes in the ear? They dream of being a Masai warrior in Kenya or something?

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This is fake idk how yahoo didn't pick that up! its going around on facebook there are spoof sites that are raking in add revenue. [link to duckduckgo.com (secure)] if you google it you will see in different areas its the same report same pic
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loserpool-a rofl
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How fucked up does one have to be to think that was a good idea
:4hlick:
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loserpool-a rofl
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BURN IT WITH ACID
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What kind of asswipe do you have to be to destroy your ears like that? "Mommy, why do grandpa's ears hang down to his knees?" "Well son, he was an asswipe in his 20s."
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please tell me that these people don't breed.
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What kind of asswipe do you have to be to destroy your ears like that? "Mommy, why do grandpa's ears hang down to his knees?" "Well son, he was an asswipe in his 20s."
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please tell me that these people don't breed.
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They do.
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Guy's name is fandango?
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loserpool-a rofl
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loserpool-a rofl
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and you wonder why the Elites are trying to depopulate the planet...

i dont blame them. i hope they succeed.
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They will have to cut his head off to get to the lock. Thats what i would tell him for fun
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and you wonder why the Elites are trying to depopulate the planet...

i dont blame them. i hope they succeed.
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Gotta start with the ACs.

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What kind of asswipe do you have to be to destroy your ears like that? "Mommy, why do grandpa's ears hang down to his knees?" "Well son, he was an asswipe in his 20s."
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please tell me that these people don't breed.
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Like government-protected cockroaches.
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I hate when people have those in their ear, so I once put a pencil in someone's in high-school and it got stuck. They got a little mad. But I regret nothing.
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what about prince albert's or clitoral rings.

that is the most idiotic thing i could think of.

mutilating genitals in the name orgasm ?


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Aw geez, "his flesh tunnel"

Is that what they are calling it now?


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and you wonder why the Elites are trying to depopulate the planet...

i dont blame them. i hope they succeed.
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abrasive , yes
true, perhaps?
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