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Keanu Reeves New Movie Takes in Less Than $200 in UK Box Office Opening Weekend

 
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Keanu Reeves New Movie Takes in Less Than $200 in UK Box Office Opening Weekend
KEANU Reevesí new film Exposed has flopped spectacularly, taking less than $AU200 in its opening weekend at the UK box-office.

The crime thriller was only screened in five cinemas, making a paltry $A168. The terrible figure means it made $33.39 per theatre, roughly the price of two adult tickets.

Exposedís disastrous ticket sales and appalling reviews are a far cry from Keanuís days as the face of The Matrix franchise, which over the course of three films made more than $A2.15 billion at the box-office....

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Re: Keanu Reeves New Movie Takes in Less Than $200 in UK Box Office Opening Weekend


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About 80 pounds then. Poor Keanu.
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We have movies like SuicideSquad and Deadpool now, much more identifiable than some old Cop. There is no need for good guys to go after the bad guys anymore.

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trailer looks pretty shit.
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We have movies like SuicideSquad and Deadpool now, much more identifiable than some old Cop. There is no need for good guys to go after the bad guys anymore.

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especially when we know cops are the good guys. they're just like us. flawed.
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We have movies like SuicideSquad and Deadpool now, much more identifiable than some old Cop. There is no need for good guys to go after the bad guys anymore.

<3
 Quoting: BHZP


especially when we know cops are the good guys. they're just like us. flawed.
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aren't. ffs. see what i mean?
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ewww! did keanu get a facejob? he looks horrible.
what did he do??
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Wikipedia sheds some light on why this film is such a disaster:

Controversy[edit]
The original story was a surreal bi-lingual drama, reminiscent of Pan's Labyrinth and Irreversible, that focused on child abuse, violence towards women, mass incarceration, and police violence committed under the color of authority. However, the executives at Lionsgate Premiere thought they had been sold a Keanu Reeves cop-thriller. To increase the film's potential box office, during the editing process Lionsgate changed the story's focus to center on Reeves' character, and changed the film into a generic crime-thriller. Gee Malik Linton is the director of the film, but is listed under the pseudonym of Declan Dale
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Yea... sorry Keanu, but worst actor ever. Totally wooden and unnatural.

When I watch a good actor ( Val Kilmer, Kevin Spacey, Ethan Hawke, etc. ) I lose sight of the fact that it is the actor playing a role and just see the person as they exist in the movie.

When I watch anything with Keanu, it is always and only Keanu stiffly pretending to be a cop, or Keanu stiffly pretending to be Neo, etc.,. He is not even close to suspending any disbelief, ever.
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Illuminati must be unhappy with him...

I'm no numbertard, but..

33.39 = 33.33 (3x3=9)

lol

GO KEANU!
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anyone noticed how they ripped off Inception for the poster design? No doubt to persuade people to come see it:

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compared to Inception:

[link to www.filmofilia.com]
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Everybody should pay money to go see that shitty movie. Do we really want Keanu Reeves to be the Marco Rubio of movies.?
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Yea... sorry Keanu, but worst actor ever. Totally wooden and unnatural.

When I watch a good actor ( Val Kilmer, Kevin Spacey, Ethan Hawke, etc. ) I lose sight of the fact that it is the actor playing a role and just see the person as they exist in the movie.

When I watch anything with Keanu, it is always and only Keanu stiffly pretending to be a cop, or Keanu stiffly pretending to be Neo, etc.,. He is not even close to suspending any disbelief, ever.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70521757


I actually don't agree with you. Keanu disappears into the character for me, but I like to see people get trashed here, so bravo!
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Yea... sorry Keanu, but worst actor ever.

Totally wooden and unnatural.

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some women like wood, you know.


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ewww! did keanu get a facejob? he looks horrible.
what did he do??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36092664


I think it's called a haircut and a shave...oh, plus the fact that he's 50+ now.
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John Wick was pretty good
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ewww! did keanu get a facejob? he looks horrible.
what did he do??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36092664


Maybe cause hes aging??? He still looks great,

I can see his asian genetics in his eyes now. When I saw Speed and the Matrix, I never knew then he was part asian
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Re: Keanu Reeves New Movie Takes in Less Than $200 in UK Box Office Opening Weekend
Seeing this one.
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I'm not surprised. He is one of the worst well payed actors in Hollywood. I can't stand to watch his movies solely due to the bad acting.
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Re: Keanu Reeves New Movie Takes in Less Than $200 in UK Box Office Opening Weekend
Keanu Reeves and Lionsgate...

It may not do well in the box office, but by putting "it" out there, whatever message it is, compliance and agreement comes.

They did this to Jim Carrey...the former Elite Agenda Monkey, in The Number 23.

And countless tv shows...

The Event
V (2009)
Carnevale
Caprica << especially that one
Agent X

I could keep going.
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Re: Keanu Reeves New Movie Takes in Less Than $200 in UK Box Office Opening Weekend
Keno never was very good IMO
Likable guy but not very talented.
Plays every part the same way.
But was always hailed an A lister.
He must've fallen behind on his Moloch sacrifices.
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trailer looks pretty shit.
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Since when a shit is pretty?..

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Meh, I don't doubt the movie sucks, but at least he can actually shoot well and he says he's not "fundamentally" against the second amendment.

I wouldn't call him a huge second amendment supporter, but at least he's not a complete freaking hypocrite like most of those assholes who make huge sums of money off of films heavily featuring gun fights. Sadly that's about as good of an endorsement as you can get out of Hollywood these days.
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Meh, I don't doubt the movie sucks, but at least he can actually shoot well and he says he's not "fundamentally" against the second amendment.

I wouldn't call him a huge second amendment supporter, but at least he's not a complete freaking hypocrite like most of those assholes who make huge sums of money off of films heavily featuring gun fights. Sadly that's about as good of an endorsement as you can get out of Hollywood these days.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro




That's why I'm seeing this novie, and anything Mel Gibson directs.
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About 80 pounds then. Poor Keanu.
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He already got paid.
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So what you're saying is Arabic people don't like cop movies?
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ewww! did keanu get a facejob? he looks horrible.
what did he do??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36092664


It's called 'age'...

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