This election is like a film-noir

I swear... all the manipulation, lies, cover-ups, corruption, smears, predominantly directed at Trump (the sanest of the candidates, and that is saying something)... really shows how sinister the political and corporate elite can be. All we need next is for Trump to hire a private eye, maybe Mr Philip Marlowe, to do some surveillance on Rubio and Clinton and CO. We need the debates to be set in black-and-white, with a ominous jazzy score, and we have "Chinatown" in the works, haha.