If you're going to drink, it's good to start early.

But let me recommend anyone who drinks should always take a product called RU-21 (get it? are you 21?) It can be found online.

It protects your brain, liver and skin from drying out and prematurely aging you.

A dry brain is a bad brain. Same with your liver.

Dry skin? If you like having large pores and wrinkles, then drinking is for you.

BTW, Trump is a teatotaller (sp?) He has never drunk alcohol. So he would not approve of a drinking game.

Trump has inspired heavy drinkers and drug users to quit. Just another great thing his run for the presidency has engendered.