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Top Vatican official warns against the evils of yoga, Harry Potter

 
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Father Cesare Truqui, the Vatican’s chief exorcist, has spoken out in condemnation of fantasy novels and yoga, claiming that both can lead to demonic possession. He explains that the Roman Catholic Church has seen a steady increase in reports of demonic possession all over the world, following the meteoric rise in popularity of yoga and fantasy novels, such as Harry Potter.

Many popular modern television shows, movies and novels that glorify “demonic” creatures, such as vampires, zombies and magical wizards, have apparently led a lot of people to engage in certain activities that the Vatican says summon satanic spirits, claims Professor Giuseppe Ferrari. Ferrari recently attended a meeting in Rome, where Catholic authorities and delegates discussed how to deal with this alleged demonic possession crisis.


Demonic characters in shows like True Blood and The Vampire Diaries are often portrayed as beautiful human beings with desirable characteristics and superpowers, thus influencing unsuspecting viewers into dabbling in the occult. Father Cesare says he’s seen several individuals speaking in tongues and exhibiting extraordinary strength, two attributes that he says indicate the possibility of evil spirits inhabiting a person’s body.

“There are those who try to turn people into vampires and make them drink other people’s blood, or encourage them to have special sexual relations to obtain special powers,” stated Professor Ferrari at the meeting. “These groups are attracted by the so-called beautiful young vampires that we’ve seen so much of in recent years.”

IS YOGA A FORM OF EXERCISE OR A WAY OF WORSHIPING HINDU GODS?

Yoga is said to have originated from the ancient worship of Hindu gods, with its various poses representing unique forms of paying respect to these deities. Given this practice, skeptics from other predominantly Christian religions, have concluded that yoga is incompatible with their own beliefs, and that it may result in demonic possession.

There are others, however, who contend that yoga is really more focused on stretching moves and physical exercise. It can also bring about healing and improved well-being, such as improved core strength, better circulation and reduced stress. The intent of the person doing yoga, in other words, is really what defines the extent of how the practice influences a person’s being and soul.

Father Truqui, however, sees yoga as a satanic practice. He claims that “it leads to evil just like reading Harry Potter.” And in order to deal with the consequences of this, his religion has had to bring in an additional six exorcists, bringing the total number to 12, just to deal with what he says is a 100% rise in the number of requests for exorcisms over the past 15 years.

Father Amorth, the Vatican’s former chief exorcist, admits that the Roman Catholic Church’s notoriety for all kinds of perverted sex scandals is also indicative of demonic activity. He further states that it represents proof that “the devil is at work inside the Vatican.”

“There’s homosexual marriage, homosexual adoption, IVF [in vitro fertilization] and a host of other things,” added Monsignor Luigi Negri, the archbishop of Ferrara-Comacchio, about what he says is evidence of the existence of evil in society.
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I agree, it allows an opening.
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I'm more concerned about the dangers of the Catholic Church.
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I'm more concerned about the dangers of the Catholic Church.
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^^^^THIS ^^^^^
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I'm more concerned about the dangers of the Catholic Church.
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^^^^THIS ^^^^^
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Bump. Has he warned his choirboys about the dangers lurking under the priest's cassock?
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The church itself is the problem
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bump
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being raped in the ass opens up for demonic possession. why didn't he mention that?
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Yoga bad, 7 year old boys good...okay
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I'm more concerned about the dangers of the Catholic Church.
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The church itself is the problem
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That's rich...they warn of the evils of Harry Potter and Yoga but name their state of the art telescope "Lucifer " .
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Whats wrong with Yoga, its only a little stretching, relaxation and exercise?

Should Christians only sit on the couch stuffing themselves then?
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I have no idea what these people there are "practicing".. but it does look freaky.. LOL





Maybe they are raising the serpent within? (Kundalini) by "empty their minds" to "feel the divine" as Yoga propagates?
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Yoga is not just an exercise...it includes posture, breathing and concentration.

It is not confined to any religion and it should not be...
the practice of yoga brings good health.

There are people who practiced yoga for years and they are living healthy.
and harry potter is just a movie..don''t mix it up with real day to day life..

and the people who think otherwise are those who need a life.


let me ask a question why did they name the telescope as lucifer.
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The American Family Association represents many Protestant Christians and also condemns both of those things plus a LOT MORE

May 12, 2011 - Writing for the American Family Association, Marsha West is insisting that Christians stop practicing yoga.

They even call boycotts against things they don't like
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For there to be such concern over these leads me to conclude - must be something truly good trying to be kept hidden. Occult-ed. OMG!
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great now i can cite religion when i dont feel like doing planks and burpees!!!


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I have no idea what these people there are "practicing".. but it does look freaky.. LOL





Maybe they are raising the serpent within? (Kundalini) by "empty their minds" to "feel the divine" as Yoga propagates?
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I'm more concerned about the dangers of the Catholic Church.
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agreed. This is outrageous!!!
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Stretching is bad mm-kay.
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Thread: Yoga and Harry Potter is the work of the devil, says Vatican's chief exorcist
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Your telling me that yoga is bad and yoga pants should be banned you sir :youreafag:
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To me, the Vatican is the most evil entity on earth. Money out the WAZOO. Shut the fuck up and help the poor, you greedy bastards. After that, reveal ALL those secrets you have locked away from us.

If the Vatican condemns yoga, then yoga MUST be a good thing. From experience, I KNOW yoga is one of the BEST things in my life.
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I have no idea what these people there are "practicing".. but it does look freaky.. LOL





Maybe they are raising the serpent within? (Kundalini) by "empty their minds" to "feel the divine" as Yoga propagates?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71691667


This is very disturbing but I was laughing at the music being played.

rofl

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let me ask a question why did they name the telescope as lucifer.
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So they can find life on another planet and fuck their children too.
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The Comedian :D

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I'm more concerned about the dangers of the Catholic Church.
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^^^^THIS ^^^^^
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Bump. Has he warned his choirboys about the dangers lurking under the priest's cassock?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 47593320


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Harry Potter is fascist.





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