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BREAKING NEWS: The National Enquirer claims Ted Cruz has had 5 mistresses

 
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BREAKING NEWS: The National Enquirer claims Ted Cruz has had 5 mistresses
SHOCKING CLAIMS: Pervy Ted Cruz Caught Cheating — With 5 Secret Mistresses! The romps that could destroy his presidential campaign!

The article itself promotes the issue that’s on news stands now, but the snippet available online says that — according to a DC “insider” — a private detective is digging into apparently five (!) extra marital affairs:

The ENQUIRER reports that Cruz’s claimed mistresses include a foxy political consultant and a high-placed D.C. attorney! There are also whispers of other intimate late-night sessions Ted has had in Washington — and even a wild sex worker makes the cut!

[link to www.patheos.com]
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SHOCKING CLAIMS: Pervy Ted Cruz Caught Cheating — With 5 Secret Mistresses! The romps that could destroy his presidential campaign!

The article itself promotes the issue that’s on news stands now, but the snippet available online says that — according to a DC “insider” — a private detective is digging into apparently five (!) extra marital affairs:

The ENQUIRER reports that Cruz’s claimed mistresses include a foxy political consultant and a high-placed D.C. attorney! There are also whispers of other intimate late-night sessions Ted has had in Washington — and even a wild sex worker makes the cut!

[link to www.patheos.com]
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SHOCKING CLAIMS: Pervy Ted Cruz Caught Cheating — With 5 Secret Mistresses! The romps that could destroy his presidential campaign!

The article itself promotes the issue that’s on news stands now, but the snippet available online says that — according to a DC “insider” — a private detective is digging into apparently five (!) extra marital affairs:

The ENQUIRER reports that Cruz’s claimed mistresses include a foxy political consultant and a high-placed D.C. attorney! There are also whispers of other intimate late-night sessions Ted has had in Washington — and even a wild sex worker makes the cut!

[link to www.patheos.com]
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What a lucky guy! He's lacking, though, behind President JFK. JFK had many more.
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Seems legit bsflag
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Ewwwww who would want to, why ugg

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It's a tabloid that is wrong a lot of the time but they ended John Edwards career, so anything is possible.
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SHOCKING CLAIMS: Pervy Ted Cruz Caught Cheating — With 5 Secret Mistresses! The romps that could destroy his presidential campaign!

The article itself promotes the issue that’s on news stands now, but the snippet available online says that — according to a DC “insider” — a private detective is digging into apparently five (!) extra marital affairs:

The ENQUIRER reports that Cruz’s claimed mistresses include a foxy political consultant and a high-placed D.C. attorney! There are also whispers of other intimate late-night sessions Ted has had in Washington — and even a wild sex worker makes the cut!

[link to www.patheos.com]
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That's what narcissists do. No wonder his wife had a bat shit crazy moment. I can sympathize, as I saw my own daughter go through this same crap with the same type of guy. I see all the same looks and signs in cruz that I saw in her narcissistic a-hole.
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SHOCKING CLAIMS: Pervy Ted Cruz Caught Cheating — With 5 Secret Mistresses! The romps that could destroy his presidential campaign!

The article itself promotes the issue that’s on news stands now, but the snippet available online says that — according to a DC “insider” — a private detective is digging into apparently five (!) extra marital affairs:

The ENQUIRER reports that Cruz’s claimed mistresses include a foxy political consultant and a high-placed D.C. attorney! There are also whispers of other intimate late-night sessions Ted has had in Washington — and even a wild sex worker makes the cut!

[link to www.patheos.com]
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Well...

One of these days... A *REAL* rain is gonna come and wash all this scum off the streets.
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I give you you one big GOLDEN booger to eat
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Seems legit bsflag
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More legit than that bs pole you ride with nothing to back it up. When was the last time you had a coherent thought?
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Seems legit bsflag
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More legit than that bs pole you ride with nothing to back it up. When was the last time you had a coherent thought?
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EAT BOOGERS BITCH
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It's a tabloid that is wrong a lot of the time but they ended John Edwards career, so anything is possible.
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The National Enquirer destroyed Gary Hart too. There may be something to this story.
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MY ACIDIC BOOGERS WILL SINK THIS THREAD
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I bought the Enquirer as a keeper for its investigative story on Justice Scalia.

Might have to pick one up for their investigation on this creep.

They keep it up I'll get a subscription for a nice collection on the crazy political history of 2016.
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Gross!! did they have a Booger Orgy??
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: The National Enquirer claims Ted Cruz has had 5 mistresses
It's a tabloid that is wrong a lot of the time but they ended John Edwards career, so anything is possible.
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The National Enquirer destroyed Gary Hart too. There may be something to this story.
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And Jesse jackson's luv chil' too

I say they're not going after senator Harvard law unless they have good sources
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I bought the Enquirer as a keeper for its investigative story on Justice Scalia.

Might have to pick one up for their investigation on this creep.

They keep it up I'll get a subscription for a nice collection on the crazy political history of 2016.
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The NE certainly has as much journalistic credibility than any other rag or mainstream source.
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It didn't end JFK's career.

Just because you haven't been lucky to have five mistresses, why do you care?

Really.....why, OP? Why do you care?

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All shemales, three underage, one geriatric.
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5 misters!? Shocking.
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lmao

what species?
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All shemales, three underage, one geriatric.
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And the remaining one was a mongoloid.

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It's a tabloid that is wrong a lot of the time but they ended John Edwards career, so anything is possible.
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The National Enquirer destroyed Gary Hart too. There may be something to this story.
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OH, my! Lyin Ted may be in real trouble now.

I would tend to,ignore if not for the fact the NE exposed both Hart and Edwards.

And didn't they do something on Bill Clinton! I believe Drudge exposed the Monica scandal, right? But the NE did one of the others like Jennifer Flowers or Paula Jones.

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here's magazine site; same info as OP's link. You have to get the magazine for the full article.

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It didn't end JFK's career.

Just because you haven't been lucky to have five mistresses, why do you care?

Really.....why, OP? Why do you care?
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Doesn't seem very Evangelical to me.


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I bought the Enquirer as a keeper for its investigative story on Justice Scalia.

Might have to pick one up for their investigation on this creep.

They keep it up I'll get a subscription for a nice collection on the crazy political history of 2016.
 Quoting: goldielucks


The NE certainly has as much journalistic credibility than any other rag or mainstream source.
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Agreed. They're running stories The Onion channels won't dare mention. They aren't being sued or being denied for their information either.

They broke the story on John Edwards affair when his wife was one foot in the grave with cancer. It was all true.

(Just talked myself into subscribing for a collection)
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It didn't end JFK's career.

Just because you haven't been lucky to have five mistresses, why do you care?

Really.....why, OP? Why do you care?
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When you run as a pure Christian and constitutional conservative and then this happens...


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This would have pissed off all those Mormons who voted for him. Too bad this didn't come out before the Utah election.
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here's magazine site; same info as OP's link. You have to get the magazine for the full article.

[link to www.nationalenquirer.com]
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Is it on the shelves yet? Enquiring minds want to know!

May need to make a late night reading run. banana2
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How sad for you, OP.

The damn terrorists just killed people and injured many...the injured had their limbs blown off, and you're concerned about someone's sex life. You're pitiful and childish.
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It didn't end JFK's career.

Just because you haven't been lucky to have five mistresses, why do you care?

Really.....why, OP? Why do you care?
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It seems to have upset you, possibly caused you to have some anxiety.

If it pisses of a Cruz supporter it's well worth my time!

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