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Since it is Easter... I would like to relate my risen story.

 
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03/27/2016 01:47 PM
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Since it is Easter... I would like to relate my risen story.
When I was kid, we were very poor and I was often ill. When I was about eight years old, I was about five I was forced to take to crutches to walk. My mom prayed for me and of course we prayed as a family. We couldn't afford to go a doctor, but luckily we had some old crutches and I was able to get around.

The problem was my right leg, and it had stopped working. I couldn't put any pressure upon it, at all. But being a kid, I just rolled with it and it was my new normal.

Well, things went on like this for months until one day, I developed a fever. I was thrashing around in bed, vomiting, etc...

I'm not sure what was happening, but I remember waking up with my mom and this other crazy chic who was their best friend sitting over me. They had me pinned to the bed. I was in a fevered state and I thought I might die at any moment.

All of a sudden, they start pinching my leg. It is excruciating, but somehow I had to watch what they are doing. There is this giant sore on my leg with a giant white head. They keep squeezing and squeezing and I'm begging for mercy, and then it popped.

I had a risen, a very nasty infected one. When it popped I swear this thing hit the ceiling. I passed out and woke up three days later after the infection had worn off.

True story.
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03/27/2016 01:50 PM
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Re: Since it is Easter... I would like to relate my risen story.
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03/27/2016 01:53 PM
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Re: Since it is Easter... I would like to relate my risen story.
I say five or eight. It was definitely somewhere within that time frame when the risen got popped.
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03/27/2016 02:24 PM

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Re: Since it is Easter... I would like to relate my risen story.
I say five or eight. It was definitely somewhere within that time frame when the risen got popped.
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What is a "risen"?
Communism is for LOSERS
Communism is SLAVERY

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03/27/2016 02:26 PM
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Re: Since it is Easter... I would like to relate my risen story.
I say five or eight. It was definitely somewhere within that time frame when the risen got popped.
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What is a "risen"?
 Quoting: RodeHard Putawaywet


I'm too scared to ask. uhoh





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