The best way to think of cops is to imagine they're demons. They derive their joy from human misery. If you think explaining to a cop why you're sad is going to win you any sympathy or understanding, you might as well be showing a perv your tits. Your suffering to a cop is the equivalent of a hand job. They use human tears as sexual lubricant. The more miserable or vulnerable you are, the bigger their erection. Know that every word you say to them will be twisted in to something unintended, every cry for help ignored and any attempt at reasoning completely futile. I only realized this recently to my detriment while watching my world be twisted into a elizabethan melodrama that had nothing to do with reality so two cops could compound my misery for their own sexual gratification and monetary gain. You know how sociopaths like to hurt animals as children? Like that chick who crushes kittens with her heels or somebody who puts puppies in a sack and throws them in the river to get off? That's the police in a nutshell.

The absolute worst thing you can do in any situation is a call a cop. You'd be better off being mugged, beaten, raped, stabbed or even killed than deal with the nightmare the police will rain down on your situation. You might as well be screaming 'help me Satan!' when you dial 911. Calling a cop is like being on fire and then pouring gas on yourself. Sure, being the victim of a crime sucks but at least its free and when its over, its over. Once the police are involved in your life, its forever...plus attorney fees.