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! I drive a ford ranger and married a lot lizard!

 
Anonymous Coward
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04/15/2016 01:32 AM
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! I drive a ford ranger and married a lot lizard!
Now she is Prego and going to bear my baby!
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04/15/2016 01:34 AM
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Re: ! I drive a ford ranger and married a lot lizard!
Whats a lot lizard?
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04/15/2016 01:35 AM
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Re: ! I drive a ford ranger and married a lot lizard!
pl0t-thickens
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04/15/2016 01:35 AM
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Re: ! I drive a ford ranger and married a lot lizard!
I own a Ranger and my wifes a Lizardbreath!
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04/15/2016 01:36 AM
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Re: ! I drive a ford ranger and married a lot lizard!
Whats a lot lizard?
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Magic tricks at truckstops.
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04/15/2016 01:38 AM
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Re: ! I drive a ford ranger and married a lot lizard!
Whats a lot lizard?
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Magic tricks at truckstops.
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Jesus!
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04/15/2016 01:42 AM
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Re: ! I drive a ford ranger and married a lot lizard!
I drive a dodge caravan and married a lot lizard 2nd generation
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04/15/2016 01:43 AM
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Re: ! I drive a ford ranger and married a lot lizard!
I also have Ford Ranger.
I also have I support the right to arm Bears shirt in sky blue.
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04/15/2016 01:44 AM
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Re: ! I drive a ford ranger and married a lot lizard!
When I see a new guy at work driving a BMW or Audi, I act like I dont know what he drives, then I proceed to tell him if he works hard and keeps his nose clean he might some day be fortunate enough to own a 2001Ford Ranger like mine. The ackward moment is priceless!
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04/15/2016 01:45 AM
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Re: ! I drive a ford ranger and married a lot lizard!
Whats a lot lizard?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72031240


Magic tricks at truckstops.
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Jesus!
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Great Scott!

That sounds like a Trucker in a Wig!
Anonymous Coward
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04/15/2016 01:46 AM
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Re: ! I drive a ford ranger and married a lot lizard!
Getting new tires for Mighty Whitey, tomorrow!
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04/15/2016 01:46 AM
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Re: ! I drive a ford ranger and married a lot lizard!
Some times when My 2004 2WD edge gets stuck spinning out in flat frosty grass...

I WANT TO PUSH IT OFF A LEDGE
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04/15/2016 01:50 AM
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Re: ! I drive a ford ranger and married a lot lizard!
Whats a lot lizard?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72031240


Friends of the Road..............billclinton1
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04/15/2016 01:51 AM
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Re: ! I drive a ford ranger and married a lot lizard!
Some times when My 2004 2WD edge gets stuck spinning out in flat frosty grass...

I WANT TO PUSH IT OFF A LEDGE
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69987640


4wd with 30X9.5" X15 Off Road tires, never been stuck! Mighty Whitey rules!!!
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04/15/2016 01:53 AM
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Re: ! I drive a ford ranger and married a lot lizard!
Now she is Prego and going to bear my baby!
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You'll be making an honest girl out of her?
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04/15/2016 01:53 AM
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Re: ! I drive a ford ranger and married a lot lizard!
What stupid fuck 5 stared this?
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04/15/2016 01:56 AM
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Re: ! I drive a ford ranger and married a lot lizard!
What stupid fuck 5 stared this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58932259


Somebody doesn't like ford rangers. Let me guess BMW driver?
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04/15/2016 01:56 AM
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Re: ! I drive a ford ranger and married a lot lizard!
congrats on marrying whodoyoulivefor OH-dear
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04/15/2016 01:57 AM
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Re: ! I drive a ford ranger and married a lot lizard!
What stupid fuck 5 stared this?
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You did!
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04/15/2016 03:17 AM
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Re: ! I drive a ford ranger and married a lot lizard!
Some times when My 2004 2WD edge gets stuck spinning out in flat frosty grass...

I WANT TO PUSH IT OFF A LEDGE
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69987640


4wd with 30X9.5" X15 Off Road tires, never been stuck! Mighty Whitey rules!!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72031240


BF Goodrich ATO? I love my Ranger she never lets me down. Seen most of the Amazing place I call home Texas in her.
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04/15/2016 03:24 AM
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Re: ! I drive a ford ranger and married a lot lizard!
I think I saw a few pictures of her on the internet or whatever else.
Ryan Cawdor

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04/15/2016 03:27 AM
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Re: ! I drive a ford ranger and married a lot lizard!
Congrats.
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04/15/2016 03:28 AM
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04/15/2016 03:32 AM
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Re: ! I drive a ford ranger and married a lot lizard!


Last Edited by jiggity on 04/15/2016 03:34 AM
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04/15/2016 03:34 AM
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Anonymous Coward
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04/15/2016 03:41 AM
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Re: ! I drive a ford ranger and married a lot lizard!
I probably had your wife. I love me some lot Lizards. Been with em from Canada to Texas. Best part of the road son.

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04/15/2016 03:44 AM
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Re: ! I drive a ford ranger and married a lot lizard!
I had a lot lizard gal that could suck the chrome off a hitch best part was should "work" just for some dinner. I used to get her a bucket of KFC extra crispy.
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04/15/2016 04:02 AM
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Re: ! I drive a ford ranger and married a lot lizard!
You might be a redneck if?
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04/15/2016 04:06 AM
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Re: ! I drive a ford ranger and married a lot lizard!
When I see a new guy at work driving a BMW or Audi, I act like I dont know what he drives, then I proceed to tell him if he works hard and keeps his nose clean he might some day be fortunate enough to own a 2001Ford Ranger like mine. The ackward moment is priceless!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72031240



From the daily driver of a beat up 90s Miata,


cruise
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04/15/2016 04:07 AM
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Re: ! I drive a ford ranger and married a lot lizard!
I own the brand new 2016 ford ranger wildtrak - and nobody in America does.
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04/15/2016 05:10 AM
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Re: ! I drive a ford ranger and married a lot lizard!
I own the brand new 2016 ford ranger wildtrak - and nobody in America does.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72031749


Is you partner a lot lizard?





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