Crop Circles my quick quick . . .theory.

What's the latest theory on crop circles ?
I've been out of the loop for a few years now.
I guess I just lost interest until just recently.

Here's my quick theory after watching this vid above.

First of all, as far as I know, I've never seen a photo of
crop circles being fucked up or imperfect.

Y'know, if it's a few men, with some string, and a board or plank of wood going out in the dark making these huge and articulate sacred geometrical shapes . . . you'd think at one point, someone would make an error of calculation somewhere, sometime and be found out.

You can pretty much doubt 99.9 % that this method is being used.

So how are these things being done ?
I'm still not completely sure, but it has to be done from 'above' like a beam. Like a microwave beam. But a microwave would actually damage the crops, and we know this doesn't happen. So it's a beam of energy we've no understanding of at present.

Now, who makes these things ?
If they're human or not, I've no idea.
But we can connect them with the hidden hands presently ruling the earth since Babylonian times, now being the Year 6006 A.L.

When you see the eye above the pyramid, and the sun behind the pyramid and various corporate logos in crop circles...
Teutonic Cross patterns hiding the Maltese Cross within it, like those used by the Knights Templar. Eye of Horus Crop circles, pentagrams and pentagons;
You tell me . . . who's making the circles ?


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What a load of crop.