Mysterious Rise of Spaniards Beginning to Sleep on the Floor Solved!
According to the article, Madrid has the highest incidences of cheating spouses in Europe. They have invented a mattress that includes sensors in the springs. The company calls this system the "Lover Detection System." Pwahahahah.
What is even more hilarious is the product testing phase....
“You can’t imagine the tests we have done to make sure the system works correctly,” Durmet said in a press release.