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Joel Osteen Lakewood Church USA..

 
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The world hated Jesus, there's your clue as
to whether or not Joel is really plugged into
the Son. If he really preached "the word" the
world would hate him too.
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Well, that doesn't quite cut it, for this thread is about not liking him, so that theory is blown. And that also doesn't go for the other preachers out there that are pathetic in their own actions, for indeed many dislike them for their own hypocracy of what they "say" compared to what they "do".
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I can't stand that guy. He gives Christianity a bad name. But yet, so many ignorant stupid people buy his crap that it is so funny. But remember, JESUS LOVES YOU! hf
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With all due respect, surely you jest to say that he gives Christianity a bad name? Too many preachers, too many Christians in their own words and actions have contributed to that long before Olsteen came on the scene.
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he creeps me out. such a fake smile and did you hear about his wife assaulting the flight attendant in the airplane?

[link to www.nypost.com]

she was cleared of charges, probably after paying somebody off. she is creeepy looking too.
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Looks as if he's never gotten his fingernails dirty in his life. He's about as Christian as Benny Hinn if you catch my drift.
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Looks as if he's never gotten his fingernails dirty in his life. He's about as Christian as Benny Hinn if you catch my drift.
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I'm not a follower of any preacher, but at least so far, his hands aren't "dirty" as with other preachers and priests for their filthy hands on kids, porn, etc, and yes many of them have money as well. The Pope and Vatican without a doubt, and as far as "dirty" hands, they have their hands full so to speak.
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if he's take money for it, or beg, for teaching god's words.

he's a scam.


that rule nr. 1



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HE IS NORMAN VINCENT EAL JR.


THE POWER OF POSITIVE REPTILIAN MIND CONTROL
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OBAMA WILL PICK HIM TO BE IN CHARGE OF BAILOUT


ALL POSITIVE THINKING...NO NEGATIVE


YES WE CAN DECIEVE OURSELVES....
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I don't know why so many people are on here hate like he's evil. I don't see him being a hatter! I think he's spreading a positive message. And guess what god loves him! And guess what else god blessed him and that church. This was gods purpose for his life. It's not anyones place to judge him but god. Why do people say they r christan but they are being hatters and picking on Joel.that's evil! He found his purpose and a passion to reach and guilde people the way he has been called. People can be mad jellous or hate all they want, but the fact is he's touching lives around the world! We must bless each other and not curse each other. No one in this world is perfect! Not me not Joel or anyone reading this. We r all sinners. That's why Jesus died for us. Because he loved us. We should love each other and pray for each other.each day try our best to do the best we can do. We don't want people judge us or point fingers so why do it to another someone trying there best to spread hope and a positive messeage in a broken world. And even if he dose not always push hell on people, if u open ur mind ears and heart god may just have a positive message he really wants u to hear though Joel.he is not an evil man he's a man of god just trying his best just like u and I. God bless and may the lord be with u all!
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How can you attack Joel Osteen he has to be one of the
most positive kind people I've ever seen..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 211514



positive? what good is positive?

he is not of god
MOOPS,spreading joy and mayhem :)
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And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather EXPOSE them.
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A friend's mother went to see him - it cost $25.00 to get in.

She said their were creeps up and down the aisles controlling people - you couldn't just get up and go to the bathroom or whatever.

Her mother is no longer a fan, BTW.
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that dude is a major dick and annoying too
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You now whats ironic? Almost everyone in this thread hates Joel Osteen and one reason why they hate him is because they say no one hates him. If no one hates him why so much hate in the thread? LOL
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Joel Osteen is a
complete and utter
disgrace to the faiththwak
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You now whats ironic? Almost everyone in this thread hates Joel Osteen and one reason why they hate him is because they say no one hates him. If no one hates him why so much hate in the thread? LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 825623

Joel Osteen does not teach sound doctrine to put it as mildly as possible. He teaches the same Baal driven prosperity nonsense that Rick, the heretic Warren does. Promulgation of the Purpose driven lie
by both of them...
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He is one of the biggest deceivers in the history of the church.
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I absolutely agree.

That obviously fake "gentle" voice he's got hides quite the temper, I'd be willing to bet. His "beauty pageant wife" is much the same.

They've attempted to gloss themselves over, but anyone with a fully functioning brain can see through that. Their act is just repulsive.
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he creeps me out. such a fake smile and did you hear about his wife assaulting the flight attendant in the airplane?

[link to www.nypost.com]

she was cleared of charges, probably after paying somebody off. she is creeepy looking too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 527421


EXACTLY.

They both have my instincts on high alert; there is SOMETHING wrong with the both of them, but I can't quite pinpoint what it is.

They're creepy looking, their fake smiles and creepy "gentle" voices are just...off. My instincts are never wrong, even if I have a difficult time pinpointing the problems.

They look like selfish, mean sons of bitches under all that glazing.
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I don't know why so many people are on here hate like he's evil. I don't see him being a hatter! I think he's spreading a positive message. And guess what god loves him! And guess what else god blessed him and that church. This was gods purpose for his life. It's not anyones place to judge him but god. Why do people say they r christan but they are being hatters and picking on Joel.that's evil! He found his purpose and a passion to reach and guilde people the way he has been called. People can be mad jellous or hate all they want, but the fact is he's touching lives around the world! We must bless each other and not curse each other. No one in this world is perfect! Not me not Joel or anyone reading this. We r all sinners. That's why Jesus died for us. Because he loved us. We should love each other and pray for each other.each day try our best to do the best we can do. We don't want people judge us or point fingers so why do it to another someone trying there best to spread hope and a positive messeage in a broken world. And even if he dose not always push hell on people, if u open ur mind ears and heart god may just have a positive message he really wants u to hear though Joel.he is not an evil man he's a man of god just trying his best just like u and I. God bless and may the lord be with u all!
 Quoting: J 866143

You have no discernment, listen carefully..would a hireling like Osteen tell you this..

In these end times, there is a planned genocide. Choose Jesus and face persecution. Choose to deny Jesus and your miserable life may continue. This is the reaping.

The sky ripping in two is the separation between God's dimension and ours being dissolved. This is already happening. Dimensional entities are becoming more visible. Many will be overcome to the point of psychotic panic and confusion. Many will be totally demonized.

Preceding this,there is also the physical that mirrors the spiritual. Real earthquakes, real war, real death. This is occurring. Our concern, after any physical preparation we are led to do, must remain spiritual.

Those "who remain".who are still physically alive after the final genocide will step on death and be transfigured in the glory of the fullness of unity they have pressed toward.
(Daily dying to self that He may increase)

At the sixth seal, Christ returns..
(note the "moon will be red", "earthquakes in diver places", and the other matching symbolism between the teachings of Christ about His return and the imagery in Revelation 's description of the sixth seal. Then, scriptures declare, at the seventh seal, "the mystery of God is finished"
The sky is ripped wide open as the dimensional walls fall completely. The lost and the evil are "destroyed by the very brightness of His coming".

God Himself feeds the real sheep the quickened Word. The Holy Spirit opens it to their understanding and verifies it with the written Word of God. That's how "living stones" are shaped and fitted together to be a living temple for a risen God. Jesus didn't say He had brought the truth..He said "I am the truth".

The loaf is now fully leavened. Like physical Israel of our Lord's time, those of spiritual Israel who remain within organized Christianity have become lost.
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"To allege that "Jesus was a Jew" in the sense that during His lifetime Jesus professed and practiced the form of religious worship known and practiced under the modern name of "Judaism" is false and fiction of the most blasphemous nature.

If to be a so- called or self-styled "Jew" then or now the practice of "Judaism" was a requirement, then Jesus certainly was not a so-called "Jew". Jesus abhorred and denounced the form of religious worship practiced in Judea in His lifetime and which is known and practiced today under its new name "Judaism". That religious belief was then known as "Pharisaism". The Christian clergy learned that in their theological seminary days but they have never made any attempt to make that clear to Christians."
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Oh this is amusing!!!

Jury seated in lawsuit against Osteen's wife

[link to ap.google.com]

This guy and his wife are such phoney frauds!! Jesus LOVES YOU!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 376196

His wife's father was an associate of a project paperclip immigrant.
If you want a linky I'll get it for you.

These people are NWO all the way folks!
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Oh this is amusing!!!

Jury seated in lawsuit against Osteen's wife

[link to ap.google.com]

This guy and his wife are such phoney frauds!! Jesus LOVES YOU!

His wife's father was an associate of a project paperclip immigrant.
If you want a linky I'll get it for you.

These people are NWO all the way folks!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 510267


Yes please! :hf;
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Here you go:

Victoria lived near Marshall Space Flight Center where her father, Donald Iloff – a mathematician with General Electric – was a member of G.E.’s Saturn rocket project team led by German rocket scientist, Werner Von Braun. In 1963, at the age of two, Victoria moved with her family to Houston, Texas when her father took a position with the National Aeronautical and Space Administration (NASA). She grew up in a southern suburb of Houston, near the Manned Spacecraft Center (now known as the Johnson Spacecraft Center).
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Wernher Magnus Maximilian Freiherr[1] von Braun (March 23, 1912 – June 16, 1977) was a German-American rocket physicist, astronautics engineer, and space architect, becoming one of the leading figures in the development of rocket technology in Germany and the United States. Wernher von Braun was said to be the preeminent rocket engineer of the 20th century.[2]
In his 20s and early 30s, von Braun was the central figure in Germany's pre-war rocket development program, responsible for the design and realization of the deadly V-2 combat rocket during World War II. After the war, he and some of his rocket team were taken to the United States as part of the then-secret Operation Paperclip. In 1955, ten years after entering the country, von Braun became a naturalized U.S. citizen.
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Joel Olsteen is a worm. He is Tony Robbins behind a pulpit. PMA

2Ti 4:3 For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;

Heb 5:8 Though he(Jesus) were a Son, yet learned he obedience by the things which he suffered;

If Jesus learned obedience through suffering are we to learn it through prosperity?
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How can you attack Joel Osteen he has to be one of the
most positive kind people I've ever seen..


iamwith


Are you calling me stupid or Agreeing with me??
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A wolf,a liar,a false teacher,will be one at judgement when Christ says to him 'Depart from me I never knew you".
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You are correct, laughing all the way to the Swiss banks, stupid Goyum!
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Last Edited by Sumo on 01/16/2010 02:30 AM
The Joke's Over.
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Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven.


I think this man is the real deal but only god knows
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Do not judge, and you will not be judged. Do not condemn, and you will not be condemned. Forgive, and you will be forgiven.


I think this man is the real deal but only god knows
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 866235

well thats not what scripture says, and I am not condemning him. God asks us to judge ourselves he asks us to judge brother between brother he asks us to judge what ministers among us ....the only problem is we need to judge Him unto a restorative relationship with Christ. and sometimes that is to tell him hes a worm. He is not preaching the gospel of christ. he preaches a watered down milktoast vs of self help.
and think of the scripture judge not lest ye be judged in this manner ... do not judge him unless you have first been judged by God ...then you can extend mercy when God extends mercy because you have received mercy
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Joel Osteen's anagram name is LOSE JET ONE
The anagram of his full name is;

Joel Scott Hayley Osteen's anagram name is TOTALLY ENJOY TO CHEESES LOL, maybe it should be "totally enjoy to Jesus"!
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I was a 12 year old Ethiopian boy when preacher olsteen sexually put his penis in me in my butt hole. He ejaculated his seaman in me and told me it was his gift from God. What should I do?
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He made my wifey shave the lttle hair she has on her ass! He said him fucking her would bring her the Loard

81]You now whats ironic? Almost everyone in this thread hates Joel Osteen and one reason why they hate him is because they say no one hates him. If no one hates him why so much hate in the thread? LOL

Joel Osteen does not teach sound doctrine to put it as mildly as possible. He teaches the same Baal driven prosperity nonsense that Rick, the heretic Warren does. Promulgation of the Purpose driven lie
by both of them...
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this Joel Osteen wolf is probably worth tens of millions $$$ and would have to be one of the biggest of the MASON run apostate American churches..am i right?

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Can't stand that jerk!!!





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