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Lyin Ted Lawyer Jokes

 
XeroHour
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Lyin Ted Lawyer Jokes
We need lawyer jokes for Lyin Ted. Here's one.

There's a dead snake and a dead lawyer in the road. There's skidmarks for the snake.


Now add yours!
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Re: Lyin Ted Lawyer Jokes
One star? You must be a lawyer.
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Re: Lyin Ted Lawyer Jokes
After years of bashing Obamacare, tea party candidate Ted Cruz just signed up for it. And next week he plans to get gay married at Planned Parenthood
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Re: Lyin Ted Lawyer Jokes
Why do lawyers always wear a neck tie?

















































To keep their foreskin from coming up over their face!
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Re: Lyin Ted Lawyer Jokes
Since when did Truth ever matter in Politics?
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Re: Lyin Ted Lawyer Jokes
How does a lawyer sleep? First he lies on one side. Then he lies on the other.
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