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I will be announcing MY Vice President choice at 3:00 PM

 
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I will be announcing MY Vice President choice at 3:00 PM
It's been a difficult task, but I think I have it honed down to one of the following

1. Brief ( I think he would be good on the foreign affairs)
2. THE INQUISIDOR
3. Dr. Astro ( He can explain things as Nibiru carshes into us later this year or next)
4. M*walk

Any other suggestions?

Remember there is no better time than now to free your inner baboon.

Last Edited by hapless moran on 04/28/2016 01:31 PM
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Re: I will be announcing MY Vice President choice at 3:00 PM
You need a token woman.
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Re: I will be announcing MY Vice President choice at 3:00 PM
Revbo would be an asset to your cabinet, if not Veep.
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Re: I will be announcing MY Vice President choice at 3:00 PM
If elected I will appoint MsAphrodite to the Supreme Court.
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Scrump is a true statesman.
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EAT
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Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
~H. L. Mencken~

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
~Plato~

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the truth will seem utterly preposterous and its speaker a raving lunatic.
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EAT
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Isn't he from Canadia? I am trying to be 100% American in this ticket.
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You gotta have sickantwisted in there somewhere..lol
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Re: I will be announcing MY Vice President choice at 3:00 PM
If elected I will appoint MsAphrodite to the Supreme Court.
 Quoting: hapless moran


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3. Dr. Astro ( He can explain things as Nibiru carshes into us later this year or next)
 Quoting: hapless moran


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Re: I will be announcing MY Vice President choice at 3:00 PM
You need a token woman.
 Quoting: MsAphrodite


Here's one:
angryheff
Actually I take that back, I'm not sure what that is.

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That is a frightening thing. Not sure what it is? Was that taken in a Target restroom?
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Re: I will be announcing MY Vice President choice at 3:00 PM
Scrump is a true statesman.
 Quoting: Nerve03


Agree! I would love to see Scrump in your administration!

Luna*Luna would also be a great option.
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Re: I will be announcing MY Vice President choice at 3:00 PM
You need a token woman.
 Quoting: MsAphrodite


Here's one:
angryheff
Actually I take that back, I'm not sure what that is.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


I believe it's a heffalump, that's what the thread poster claimed it was anyway. lol
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Re: I will be announcing MY Vice President choice at 3:00 PM
You need a token woman.
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No, there isnt one worth a shit, and I am a woman.

Ron Paul would be my pick, it would keep Trump safe.
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Re: I will be announcing MY Vice President choice at 3:00 PM
You need a token woman.
 Quoting: MsAphrodite


Here's one:
:angryheff:
Actually I take that back, I'm not sure what that is.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


LOL!
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Re: I will be announcing MY Vice President choice at 3:00 PM
You need a token woman.
 Quoting: MsAphrodite


Here's one:
angryheff
Actually I take that back, I'm not sure what that is.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


I believe it's a heffalump, that's what the thread poster claimed it was anyway. lol
 Quoting: ~~sIcKaNdTwIsTeD~~


Sickandtwisted, the people are calling for you. What office would like to serve in if the Baboon Liberation Party wins?
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Re: I will be announcing MY Vice President choice at 3:00 PM
I know that as President I will have no control over the great country to our north, Canadia, but I will recommend to their PM that Frankie be made international ambassador of goodwill.
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Bobby Knight ftw
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Re: I will be announcing MY Vice President choice at 3:00 PM
You need a token woman.
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Phenn! If you need a woman in charge, it might as well be one that acts like she's in charge.
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Re: I will be announcing MY Vice President choice at 3:00 PM
You need a token woman.
 Quoting: MsAphrodite


Here's one:
angryheff
Actually I take that back, I'm not sure what that is.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


I believe it's a heffalump, that's what the thread poster claimed it was anyway. lol
 Quoting: ~~sIcKaNdTwIsTeD~~


Sickandtwisted, the people are calling for you. What office would like to serve in if the Baboon Liberation Party wins?
 Quoting: hapless moran


Hahaaha...Maybe the office of TANSTAAFL, but I would need a very large expense account.
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Re: I will be announcing MY Vice President choice at 3:00 PM
EAT
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Isn't he from Canadia? I am trying to be 100% American in this ticket.
 Quoting: hapless moran


Didn't hinder Cruz from throwing his hat in the ring.
Real Eyes, Realize, Real Lies.....


Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.
~H. L. Mencken~

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
~Plato~

When a well-packaged web of lies has been sold gradually to the masses over generations,
the truth will seem utterly preposterous and its speaker a raving lunatic.
~Dresden James~
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Re: I will be announcing MY Vice President choice at 3:00 PM
I am pleased to announce that I am inviting Dr. Astro to serve as my vice presidential running mate.

If elected, I will ask Brief to serve as Secretary of State, in that capacity he can put his own squish counts together.





GLP