The Trickster's Secret is the reason a weasel killed the Large Hadron Collider today. It is an absurd story, but supposedly a small animal interrupted a global science experiment. The Trickster weasel is flipping you the bird when it pops, "Ta ta, suckers", it says with it's tongue out.


This story would almost be better if it was made up entirely by a parody writer. Oh, and if the weasel was wearing goggles. For some reason that's important...