Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star

YES a star is coming. A new star. With big brightness.

She's already here. Her name is Carrie Underwood, and I want to make sweet love to that bright little shining star in the worst way.

Ah, you again? Time for my favorite mindhack. The one-star thing is harmless but you really need help with the cow obsession. I recommend total neuralization.

Stare directly at the center of the screen for one minute. Once the concentric shapes all turn to squares, you will be cured of all sexual urges towards cows. The very idea of cow sex will be revolting to you. You will have no memory of ever having been different. You will think this is a complicated insult.

Here is the website. You may remember some residual neural disruption, but it will fade before you know it.

[link to hallucinate.ytmnd.com]

I have already hacked GLP and deleted all traces of your disturbing posts that the mods didn't already clean up. Hope this works!

:happybunny:

Me think\'s rimming that cinnamon star* would\'nt be good for you. imo

Sorry I'm Late! :Goofy:

Hi Cassie, you might be GLP's brightest star but no one will accuse you of being the dreaded

LONE STAR

Texass?