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Dear Parent.."There is no tactful way to give you this information" (Letter about semen in school's ranch dressing)

 
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Dear Parent.."There is no tactful way to give you this information" (Letter about semen in school's ranch dressing)
Raunch Dressing
Illinois H.S. senior to be charged for de-fouling creamy condiment

DECEMBER 15--Here's one letter from the school principal that you don't want junior bringing home. Seems that a male student at Illinois's Wheaton North High School recently added an ingredient to a container of ranch salad dressing in the school cafeteria, according to a December 14 letter to parents by Principal Jill Bullo. The student who added the special sauce, Marco Castro, 17, is facing two misdemeanor charges, for which he will surrender to the Wheaton Police Department Monday.
Letter from Principal is below:

[link to www.thesmokinggun.com]
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Can you see the lawsuits coming? shall be massive
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Re: Dear Parent.."There is no tactful way to give you this information" (Letter about semen in school's ranch dressing)
Can you see the lawsuits coming? shall be massive
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You have to wonder how many of the kids will ever eat Ranch Dressing again the rest of their lives.

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Re: Dear Parent.."There is no tactful way to give you this information" (Letter about semen in school's ranch dressing)
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Someone should give that kid his own special sauce. That's foul, man.
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Can Brokeback Ranch dressing be far away?
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DID THEY REALLY HAVE TO TELL THE CHILDREN? GOSH, WHAT THEY DON'T KNOW WON'T HURT THEM!!! Just secretly prosecute the bastard GOSH!
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DID THEY REALLY HAVE TO TELL THE CHILDREN? GOSH, WHAT THEY DON'T KNOW WON'T HURT THEM!!! Just secretly prosecute the bastard GOSH!
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And expose themselves to the inevitable lawsuits? Besides, it was the children who brought the disgusting incident to light in the first place.
Reality is interesting enough.
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Can you get pregnant from Ranch Dressing?
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His female classmates will dominate him for the rest of his life damned
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I would we very angry if my kid ate there.
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yak yak yak yak yak yak
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thats one way to toss the salad
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Re: Dear Parent.."There is no tactful way to give you this information" (Letter about semen in school's ranch dressing)
two points occur to me

1) only girls put ranch dressing on their salad, and eat it, or possibly gay boys. both of these groups would have already, prior to this incident , ingested a substantial qunatity of jizz produced by certain teenage boys at that highschool.

so what is the problem?

2) the story says he went into the boys restroom and EJACULATED ... wasn't there any disciplinary action for that? they're not supposed to be spank'n their munkies in the school boy's room are they?
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This is why cafeterias in schools should have servers and not allow the students to handle the food themselves. So simple really, that others schools do this for that very reason.

The reason they have no servers, just cooks is because of their so-called tight budgets.
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Re: Dear Parent.."There is no tactful way to give you this information" (Letter about semen in school's ranch dressing)
One point occurs to me:

1)Jocks like ranch dressing, girls prefer vinaigrette less calories.

So what's the problem?
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Re: Dear Parent.."There is no tactful way to give you this information" (Letter about semen in school's ranch dressing)
all i'm saying is....

that ONE girl...you know the one, the one that will still order up the ranch dressing, even after hearing this story...

I'm taking her to prom!!!!! :)
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DID THEY REALLY HAVE TO TELL THE CHILDREN? GOSH, WHAT THEY DON'T KNOW WON'T HURT THEM!!! Just secretly prosecute the bastard GOSH!
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Re: Dear Parent.."There is no tactful way to give you this information" (Letter about semen in school's ranch dressing)
Raunch Dressing
Illinois H.S. senior to be charged for de-fouling creamy condiment

DECEMBER 15--Here's one letter from the school principal that you don't want junior bringing home. Seems that a male student at Illinois's Wheaton North High School recently added an ingredient to a container of ranch salad dressing in the school cafeteria, according to a December 14 letter to parents by Principal Jill Bullo. The student who added the special sauce, Marco Castro, 17, is facing two misdemeanor charges, for which he will surrender to the Wheaton Police Department Monday.
Letter from Principal is below:

[link to www.thesmokinggun.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60206


What! You mean they are really charging him with a schoolboy prank that we all used to get up too, I don't know what is happening to this country, I really don't!





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