Is it possible to get a stripper pregnant off a lap dance ?

if she isnt already pregnant shes also banging 48~192 dudes right now both directly, or in your case....indirectly.

and should your freakishly strong swimmers are the Michael Phelps of all the sperm she contacted this month ~ she'll be purging it at a local clinic before the left would conisder it a life ~

and~ she forgot all about you, and already spent all of the money you shelled out to nut in your shorts ~ so she's back at the nudey bar reloading (pun intended) right now.

it's happened before...

Child Support. All she want is a check

No, buddy. She can't get knocked up if you ejaculated during a lap dance. For that, you would need actual penetration during unprotected sex.

If you two touched penises and crossed the stream then yes.

Start getting the checkbook ready, OP

yup, your gonna be a daddy

Doubt it especially is she was wearing something over her parts

That's what I was thinking anyway

Might want to move to another state.

In either case, that lapdance will be a lot more $$ than first anticipated.

Three words: Parental DNA test.

That reminds me of the funniest story in the book, Homicidal Humor, which is a collection of stories from the Houston PD Homicide Squad....

One afternoon down in the hood a guy was standing in his front yard. Another bozo strolls by and starts some shit. Guy in yard pulls out pistol and kills the bozo.

HPD shows up. Turns out that a teenage neighbor girl about 14 y/o saw the whole thing go down. HPD is happy. They got the stiff, the perp, and an eye witness.

So, they take the young lady downtown to give a statement. Policewoman notices the girl is pregnant and asks who the daddy is.

Girl replies, "Well, the real daddy is my sister's boyfriend". Policewoman comments that this must be awkward.

Girl replies, "No, we didn't screw or anything. My sister and him were messing around in my bed in the afternoon. When I went to bed that night, some of that stuff musta' splashed up in me. That's how I got pregnant".

The HPD homicide detectives told the prosecutor, "For God's sake, don't the defense find out about the "splash baby" or our witness's credibility will be shot all to hell".

You gotta read the book. It is alternately horrifying and hilarious.

This thread is why I love this place!! This is one of the gems I talked about in another thread. Informative and useful information. As for an answer as if she says you are the sweatpants goo daddy, it would depend on how much money she thinks you have.

Did you cum inside her?

For the $200+ you likely spent....you could have actually banged some ho instead of letting loose in your shorts.

....just sayin.

Oh, but isn't it so much more fun to share that you came in your pants, in a bar, after a stripper used you for a buck, knowing that you're an easy mark?

FFS, who with at least half of their brain cells working asks a dumbass question like that?

Yeah...same thing happenned to Judethz.

He is now father.

Im still amazed a 9 year old girl got pregnant though.

Must be the hormones in the chicken these days.

Excuse me. I'm genuinely concerned .

I spent 150

Okay, then...no, you have no cause for concern.

I herd about that, though they do abortions in temple as part of the festivities, and snack.

:Olderman:

maybe.... my wife is Mexican and if sneeze on her she gets pregnant

yes sperm can travel through clothing, why dont u google dumb shit instead of asking dumb shit on a forum