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Anonymous Coward User ID: 71571196 ![]() 05/27/2016 10:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not great, fail. <SPOILERS WARNING> It had potential but was yet another movie ruined by the ever-present, obligatory omnipotent Mary Sue female protagonist that can do everything right, avoid all harm, stitch up an NBC suit and gas mask out of an old shower curtain and some leftover diet soda bottles that is so protective that it allows her to survive an airborne agent that kills everything else. And then she proceeds to out-wrestle the equivalent of a trained alien attack lion and then single handedly take out a huge alien attack ship that showed up unexpectedly launching lasers and missiles and shit at her simply by using a Molitov cocktail that she just managed to whip up with a few ingredients while hanging out and hiding in the barn for 30 seconds from the alien predator she had just beat up. But almost all the rest of humanity got wiped out by these Keystone Cop invaders (think Pakleds level intelligence from ST:TNG). Ya see... the key to victory is just to throw the Molitov cocktail in the alien ship's "mouth" duh...dumb ass other humans. Haven't you played any videogames before? And if you're a Mary Sue, make sure to Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start before you go into battle! And oh yeah, of course the prepared survivor had to be a white nutjob, psycho, child-molesting(implied) freak of a homegrown terrorist. Basically a hit piece on the average GLP'r but hey glad you liked it. |
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TheGasMan II GLP's Hank Hill User ID: 71648857 ![]() 05/27/2016 10:30 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not great, fail. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71571196 <SPOILERS WARNING> It had potential but was yet another movie ruined by the ever-present, obligatory omnipotent Mary Sue female protagonist that can do everything right, avoid all harm, stitch up an NBC suit and gas mask out of an old shower curtain and some leftover diet soda bottles that is so protective that it allows her to survive an airborne agent that kills everything else. And then she proceeds to out-wrestle the equivalent of a trained alien attack lion and then single handedly take out a huge alien attack ship that showed up unexpectedly launching lasers and missiles and shit at her simply by using a Molitov cocktail that she just managed to whip up with a few ingredients while hanging out and hiding in the barn for 30 seconds from the alien predator she had just beat up. But almost all the rest of humanity got wiped out by these Keystone Cop invaders (think Pakleds level intelligence from ST:TNG). Ya see... the key to victory is just to throw the Molitov cocktail in the alien ship's "mouth" duh...dumb ass other humans. Haven't you played any videogames before? And if you're a Mary Sue, make sure to Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start before you go into battle! And oh yeah, of course the prepared survivor had to be a white nutjob, psycho, child-molesting(implied) freak of a homegrown terrorist. Basically a hit piece on the average GLP'r but hey glad you liked it. ![]() Well said. Good critique, spot on. "Every new child born brings the message that God is not yet discouraged of man." - Tagore ----------------------------- If you must resort to violence, then you've already lost. John Conner - Rising Sun ----------------------------- Someday, after mastering the winds, the waves, the tides and gravity, we shall harness for God the energies of love, and then, for a second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire. Pierre Teilhard de Chardin ----------------------------- Psst....I love charcoal. . . . FYI, I'm not Canadian. I am a born, raised and current die hard Texan! ![]() |
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TheGasMan II GLP's Hank Hill User ID: 71648857 ![]() 05/27/2016 11:04 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here is another source for free. [link to yify.tv] Make sure to checkout their homepage for other new flicks. Last Edited by TheGasMan II on 05/27/2016 11:06 PM "Every new child born brings the message that God is not yet discouraged of man." - Tagore ----------------------------- If you must resort to violence, then you've already lost. John Conner - Rising Sun ----------------------------- Someday, after mastering the winds, the waves, the tides and gravity, we shall harness for God the energies of love, and then, for a second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire. Pierre Teilhard de Chardin ----------------------------- Psst....I love charcoal. . . . FYI, I'm not Canadian. I am a born, raised and current die hard Texan! ![]() |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 66437954 ![]() 05/27/2016 11:07 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not great, fail. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71571196 <SPOILERS WARNING> It had potential but was yet another movie ruined by the ever-present, obligatory omnipotent Mary Sue female protagonist that can do everything right, avoid all harm, stitch up an NBC suit and gas mask out of an old shower curtain and some leftover diet soda bottles that is so protective that it allows her to survive an airborne agent that kills everything else. And then she proceeds to out-wrestle the equivalent of a trained alien attack lion and then single handedly take out a huge alien attack ship that showed up unexpectedly launching lasers and missiles and shit at her simply by using a Molitov cocktail that she just managed to whip up with a few ingredients while hanging out and hiding in the barn for 30 seconds from the alien predator she had just beat up. But almost all the rest of humanity got wiped out by these Keystone Cop invaders (think Pakleds level intelligence from ST:TNG). Ya see... the key to victory is just to throw the Molitov cocktail in the alien ship's "mouth" duh...dumb ass other humans. Haven't you played any videogames before? And if you're a Mary Sue, make sure to Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start before you go into battle! And oh yeah, of course the prepared survivor had to be a white nutjob, psycho, child-molesting(implied) freak of a homegrown terrorist. Basically a hit piece on the average GLP'r but hey glad you liked it. TTHANKS SO MUCH! Really. It's like you saved me (US!). Thanks. Implied rapist! That was my ONLY question!! AND your take on demonizing the preeper! Spot on. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 69910872 ![]() 05/27/2016 11:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Not great, fail. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71571196 <SPOILERS WARNING> It had potential but was yet another movie ruined by the ever-present, obligatory omnipotent Mary Sue female protagonist that can do everything right, avoid all harm, stitch up an NBC suit and gas mask out of an old shower curtain and some leftover diet soda bottles that is so protective that it allows her to survive an airborne agent that kills everything else. And then she proceeds to out-wrestle the equivalent of a trained alien attack lion and then single handedly take out a huge alien attack ship that showed up unexpectedly launching lasers and missiles and shit at her simply by using a Molitov cocktail that she just managed to whip up with a few ingredients while hanging out and hiding in the barn for 30 seconds from the alien predator she had just beat up. But almost all the rest of humanity got wiped out by these Keystone Cop invaders (think Pakleds level intelligence from ST:TNG). Ya see... the key to victory is just to throw the Molitov cocktail in the alien ship's "mouth" duh...dumb ass other humans. Haven't you played any videogames before? And if you're a Mary Sue, make sure to Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start before you go into battle! And oh yeah, of course the prepared survivor had to be a white nutjob, psycho, child-molesting(implied) freak of a homegrown terrorist. Basically a hit piece on the average GLP'r but hey glad you liked it. ![]() ![]() |
TheGasMan II GLP's Hank Hill User ID: 71648857 ![]() 05/27/2016 11:18 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Here is a time travel flick that I thought was pretty good. Synchronicity [link to yify.tv] Last Edited by TheGasMan II on 05/27/2016 11:18 PM "Every new child born brings the message that God is not yet discouraged of man." - Tagore ----------------------------- If you must resort to violence, then you've already lost. John Conner - Rising Sun ----------------------------- Someday, after mastering the winds, the waves, the tides and gravity, we shall harness for God the energies of love, and then, for a second time in the history of the world, man will have discovered fire. Pierre Teilhard de Chardin ----------------------------- Psst....I love charcoal. . . . FYI, I'm not Canadian. I am a born, raised and current die hard Texan! ![]() |