Judge Upholds Suspension Of 2nd Grader Who Chewed Pastry Into Shape Of Gun

Zero tolerance is bullshit.

"Disruptive" is not enough of an excuse to suspend a student.

If it were, 50% of every class would be suspended.

Little Bobby making jokes in the back of the room is disruptive.

Retard Jimmy making moaning noises and drooling all over his desk is disruptive.

Tiny Tina wearing here mini-shorts with cheeks hanging out the bottom is disruptive.

The Main Office paging into the class for BS reasons is disruptive.

If you ate pop-tarts as a kid, who hasn't eaten it into an "L" shape?

PEW PEW PEW!

Oh my goodness. SOoooooo threatening and disruptive.

/sigh

how many other kids were triggered and caused emotional distress and damaged permenently by this. OMG, how HORRID

what about zero tolerance for pedophile teachers and judges?

They should be suspended permanently.

flipping tables

Too bad this wasn't passed:
Thread: Senator Proposes Toaster Pastry Freedom Gun Act Bill - NO JOKE

Yeah, I see people getting shot all the time with pop tart guns! Watch out for pop tarts with sprinkles! Those hurt the most! I spent 3 weeks in the hospital from getting shot with sprinkles.

Fucking Twilight Zone shit, so fucking sick of it.

I ask this in all seriousness...are kids allowed to have fun anymore? I absolutely get what you're saying about disruptions in the classroom versus the lunch room or playground. Kids have to sit in a desk damn near all the time. Sit down, shut up and do the work we tell you to do. It would make sense for the kids to be a bit rowdy and worked up during the few times they get "free time".

It's a fucking pop tart gun that couldn't hurt anybody or anything. It's not like the kid's out there setting fire to the school or something, ya know?

And I also lead into this point of view. I'll admit right off the bat I hated school. I had things to dread about school AND I had a few pleasures about going to school. I wonder how many kids are going to be so fucked up, have anxiety issues because schools freak out about so much these days? I can't do that because the establishment might label me a junior criminal or terrorist--even if it's something normal that kids used to do. I'm a girl so I was more into playing with dolls versus 'cops and robbers', I bet a kid couldn't play shit like that anymore even if they wanted to. Doesn't matter if we're talking at school or at home. Goodness knows I know I had a few water guns when I was a kid, I think I played with them more to keep cool than anything else.

It just seems like we're at a level where the adults are pretty much drained dry and they're working on the kids. I guess if you've lost all your life energy, you're better being a slave to whatever this goddamn existence is. Stuck on repeat.

Not to mention how big pharma might win out if it's something like that. "Well, Johnny's having anxieties about going to school...." "We can prescribe something to help him!"