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15 Ridiculous Ways to get on the FBI Terrorist Watchlist!!! | |
| Silly Wabbit User ID: 41888358  United States06/30/2016 02:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
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| Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 41888358 United States06/30/2016 02:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 8. Overdressed for the weather? A sure sign of hiding bombs. Or being cold. Fur…or explosives? 9. Don’t get caught drawing things in public. You’re probably planning to blow them up. Nice picture… Osama! 10. Demonstrating interest in remote control planes at a hobby shop has been identified by the experts at the FBI as a sign of terrorist intent. I wonder if anyone has ever expressed interest in RC planes at a hobby shop? Ok… maybe this guy has a problem 11. Don’t buy pipe at Home Depot. The FBI told home improvement stores to watch out for that. What possible use for pipe is there, other than bomb making? What does that plumber need with all that pipe? 12. The FBI says peaceful citizens don’t pay in cash. Practically everyone knows that cash is a sure sign of terrorism. What does she need with all that money? 13. God help you if you’re missing a finger or a hand. Nearly every FBI list had this one, as if people generally chose to have their hands and fingers cut off. I don’t think they were talking about this guy. 14. Don’t change your appearance. Everyone knows terrorists get makeovers all the time. Wonder why she wants to look different all the sudden? 15. And whatever you do, don’t get sweaty. Only bad guys sweat. |
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1-2-Follow  User ID: 60863762 United States06/30/2016 03:08 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | eh this shit probably isn't even real....  Last Edited by 1-2-Follow on 06/30/2016 03:10 PM Articles and "news" from liberal media shall now be known as catnip for libtards. Truth is schilling in the empire of retards. "Yep but for now we dub you toast guy." - AC520845 *PROCLAIMED PROPHET OF THE DOW* ® Let me know when the climate STOPS changing, then i'll be worried. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 58351617 United States06/30/2016 03:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So if I get dropped off overdressed at a beauty shop to get a makeover with a can of gasoline and a pipe and ask how to swipe my card to pay them, then decide to use cash instead, so I can get out of there and back to my rented boat to fly my RC airplane. That's not ok?   |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 71487332 United States06/30/2016 03:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 72409525 United States06/30/2016 03:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 72458028 United States06/30/2016 03:48 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| Billxam User ID: 64581773 United States06/30/2016 03:51 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So if I get dropped off overdressed at a beauty shop to get a makeover with a can of gasoline and a pipe and ask how to swipe my card to pay them, then decide to use cash instead, so I can get out of there and back to my rented boat to fly my RC airplane. That's not ok? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58351617 Most certainly not! Proud to be UnV'd There is one constant in life: If you build something worth having, someone will try to take it or destroy it. Proud member of A Brotherhood Against Totalitarian Enactments, Americans Who Hate Aging, proud supporter of attractive women. |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 27559799 United States06/30/2016 03:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So if I get dropped off overdressed at a beauty shop to get a makeover with a can of gasoline and a pipe and ask how to swipe my card to pay them, then decide to use cash instead, so I can get out of there and back to my rented boat to fly my RC airplane. That's not ok? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 58351617 Silly, as long as you're not cashing checks for all the locks you glued at the beauty salons that you vandalized the night before, you should be okay. Just don't push it by swapping out your SIM card in a parka at a gas station in Miami!!! |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 70885612 United States06/30/2016 03:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Guess I'll have to ride my lawn tractor 5 miles down the road to get my gasoline. Hardly seems worth effort. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 71487332 yah I know right! Luckily we spend a few bucks other than gas at conv. store so they know us pretty good and wont report us for filling the lawnmower gas container! |
| pmb1 User ID: 71716190 United States06/30/2016 03:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I had a dude move in here for about 2 weeks that got a new Sim card for his phone and changed his phone number like 30 times in 2 weeks. He also did tons of walking very strange man indeed. Makes me wonder now. I have a neighbor that is missing 2 fingers and a toe, Oh my gosh I better call homeland just in case lol. I buy pipe at the local home depot all the time and I don't do plumbing. I make home made wind chimes. Looks like I might be on the watch list. I sweat big time all summer long because it's in the 90's and 100's here. Oh my gosh not good. |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 27559799 United States06/30/2016 03:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I had a dude move in here for about 2 weeks that got a new Sim card for his phone and changed his phone number like 30 times in 2 weeks. He also did tons of walking very strange man indeed. Makes me wonder now. Quoting: pmb1 I have a neighbor that is missing 2 fingers and a toe, Oh my gosh I better call homeland just in case lol. I buy pipe at the local home depot all the time and I don't do plumbing. I make home made wind chimes. Looks like I might be on the watch list. I sweat big time all summer long because it's in the 90's and 100's here. Oh my gosh not good. and you probably sell these wind chimes....for cash????  |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 72492067  Italy06/30/2016 03:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
| -GLP-Christian- User ID: 72477678  Sweden06/30/2016 04:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | However if you take the guts out of an alarm clock and put it in a case for no good reason and set it to go off during the middle of english class, and you're a muslim, you're an inspiring inventor. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72127971 Then you get $10000 of Hardware and Software from Microsoft, scholarships and invited to the Rainbow White House! UNICORNS!   Get saved wretch: [link to biblebelievers.com] Everything you need to know about islam: [link to prophetofdoom.net] The Jihad Triangle: [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] FRANCE IS TEH GHEY! |
| -GLP-Christian- User ID: 72477678 Sweden06/30/2016 04:03 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have hyperhydrosis. I work in the trades. I am HAM and electronics enthusiast. And I don't like using credit. Quoting: TheAccidentalJedi Well, I guess....I'm on the list. :kick to the head:  Get saved wretch: [link to biblebelievers.com] Everything you need to know about islam: [link to prophetofdoom.net] The Jihad Triangle: [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] FRANCE IS TEH GHEY! |
| Debauchery User ID: 71870886 United States06/30/2016 04:06 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So what you're telling me is that I'm on the list. And the LORD spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin, then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree than perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. |
| Dances With Fire User ID: 52680061 United States06/30/2016 04:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Do you not understand? This is how YOUR government works. YOUR government suspects ALL of us. Nice, huh? Free speech is never free. Well I know it wasn't you who held me down Heaven knows it wasn't you who set me free So often times it happens that we live our lives in chains And we never even know we have the key - Eagles |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 71145679 United States06/30/2016 04:22 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | 8. Overdressed for the weather? A sure sign of hiding bombs. Or being cold. Fur…or explosives? Quoting: Anonymous Coward 41888358 9. Don’t get caught drawing things in public. You’re probably planning to blow them up. Nice picture… Osama! 10. Demonstrating interest in remote control planes at a hobby shop has been identified by the experts at the FBI as a sign of terrorist intent. I wonder if anyone has ever expressed interest in RC planes at a hobby shop? Ok… maybe this guy has a problem 11. Don’t buy pipe at Home Depot. The FBI told home improvement stores to watch out for that. What possible use for pipe is there, other than bomb making? What does that plumber need with all that pipe? 12. The FBI says peaceful citizens don’t pay in cash. Practically everyone knows that cash is a sure sign of terrorism. What does she need with all that money? 13. God help you if you’re missing a finger or a hand. Nearly every FBI list had this one, as if people generally chose to have their hands and fingers cut off. I don’t think they were talking about this guy. 14. Don’t change your appearance. Everyone knows terrorists get makeovers all the time. Wonder why she wants to look different all the sudden? 15. And whatever you do, don’t get sweaty. Only bad guys sweat. What's interesting is that Home Despot has a video camera specifically to watch people buying pipe and fittings. |
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| Sir dollop You ain't seen nothing yet! User ID: 72492262 United States06/30/2016 04:47 PM  Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | And the Democrats want to take our guns for this. Fat chance Hillary. Last Edited by Vicious Deplorable dollop on 06/30/2016 04:48 PM Kamala Harris is not a Natural Born Citizen. She's illegally running. Used by the Founders... Book I of The Law of Nations, Chapter XIX, § 212 (Joseph Chitty numbering) – “Citizens and natives” reads: 'The citizens are the members of the civil society; bound to this society by certain duties, and subject to its authority, they equally participate in its advantages. The natives, or natural-born citizens, are those born in the country, of parents who are citizens. As the society cannot exist and perpetuate itself otherwise than by the children of the citizens, those children naturally follow the condition of their fathers, and succeed to all their rights.' 1758 Emerich de Vattel Oh' What the Hell, do I look like I want to die in some nursing home one day... America must have 4 new Constitutional Amendments... 1. Drug Tests and Mental Evaluations on all politicians and judges randomly five times per year. 2. Term Limits for Federal politicians and judges. 3. Mental and health standards for Supreme Court Justices and retirement age set. 4. A 'Star Chamber' of elected Natural Born Citizens (no attorney's) to ivestigate, try, and prosecute the politicians and government employee's as they see fit. Mandatory death penalty by public hanging is the merciful sentence for pedos and their associates. Democrats are a WMD, literally. Let Justice Be Done Though The Heavens Fall. |
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