Experts say that if you tell your New Year's resolution to someone you respect and trust then you are more likely to keep your resolution. That is because you would hate to have that person thinking less of you if you fail.

It is even better to tell your New Years resolution to someone who gives you the creeps because then you would REALLY hate to fail and have that creepy guy laughing at you!


So I think we should all post our New Years Resolutions
here so in a few months we can ask you how you did and then laugh with distain or perhaps cheer your performance.

OK. I will go first. My New Years Resolution is
to not let all those slow lethargic people in front of me in line piss me off so much. You know those old ladies at the grocery store check out who pull out a check book and then take ten minutes to write a check. Or the people at the bank who decide to check on all their account balances and ask about the different loan rates while you wait behind them. Or the jerks at the post office who mail twenty little packages and take ten minutes to choose which stamps to buy and then pay the postage with pennies.

Next year when they pull those stunts I will send them love and throw them kisses.