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Girlfriend breaking up with me because of bad date....don't know what I did wrong.

 
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I really wanted to go to Disneyland so I had her save up to get us tickets for both parks (Disneyland and California Adventure). She bitched at me about the following:

Went to the Dole pineapple stand and she asked if I wanted a smoothie or an ice cream. Told her I wanted both so she had to buy me both.

She wanted to go see one of the shows but I really wanted to go on Pooh Bear so I kept going "pooh bear! Pooh bear!!" until she gave in and she complained I was annoying her.

she wanted us to wear the stupid ears but I didn't want to. She made me wear them with her but I pouted and told her they were stupid after she bought them for us.

We finally get over to California Adventure and I want to ride the Grizzly Rapids ride where you go down the fake rapids in the circle raft thing. It's kind of cold out and she's bitching and moaning that she only has one pair of pants she was wearing and they were sort of thin yoga type tights. I convince her to stop being a baby and we go on the ride and get soaked and then she has a total attitude because she had to buy some Mickey mouse sweat pants at the store and she says they are expensive. I'm totally annoyed at this point because she has two jobs and I'm unemployed right now, it's not like she can't afford some stupid pants.

I don't know, there were some other things too but I can't remember it all. Anyway, now she has all this attitude and wants to break up. What a total bitch. Am I really wrong here for just wanting to have fun??
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probably for prattling on and on like a little bitch
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Lmao!

5 stars for originality.
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How do you mean you "don't know what I did wrong", OP? You just posted a list of the things you did wrong.

When women say they want men to express their feelings, it's really "express your feelings in a way that doesn't guilt us, make us uncomfortable or spoil our fun".

You can't just pout. If something makes you uncomfortable, you've got to talk about it. "Hey, I know you'd like it, but it makes me feel very uncomfortable and I would really appreciate it if you didn't make me do it".

I don't dance. In fact, I fear dancing. I thought I had made it clear to my girlfriend (now wife) back then. Yet, she made me dance at a wedding and I went along so that I wouldn't create a scene. I sulked and we got into an argument later on. Her problem was that she didn't understand how phobic I am about dancing and thought that I was just being an ass. Once she understood that I really do fear dancing, she gave up on trying to make me dance.
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If you made that up, that is a weird amount of detail to create, so points for that.

If it's real, she sounds kind of bitchy, but she also sounds like she resents you. Probably because she's having to pay for everything. If she's paying, she probably thinks she should then always get her way. She also sounds like she wants more attention and more babying than she's getting.

The two of you don't seem to have the same ideas on what's fun. She sounds more particular about what and how things get done, you sound more spur of the moment.
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Omg.. just get a job, grow up and try to respect and understand others
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she paid for EVERYTHING and you didn't even do what she wanted1!!!! you just complained and beed a jerk the whole time!!! GROW A BRIAN MORAN!!
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My friend and I had a great conversation about relationships today.

First, tell her that your 1-3 mins of sex should be appreciated. That you are the guy to get it done
"efficiently" and those other drones that take 15 -30
mins don't know what the hell they are doing ! You are
in and out and then she gets to clean you and the house
up and get on with your day-lives..

There's more...
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you must be hungry after yore big day. ask her for a sammich!!

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I don't get it either. Maybe she's pissed cause she didn't get the D?
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The biggest challenge for couples is resolving differences diplomatically especially in public. You two have a control issue of who gets to make minor decisions. She's spending a lot of money and even if I had it I know I'd feel resentful after what happened and want to kick you to the curb.

If you fight over so much petty BS then you obviously aren't in sync. Doing something and then acting passive-aggressive and pouting afterwards isn't solving differences of opinion.
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The crown jewel of that story would be that you dropped the mouse ears and ordered her to pick them up for you. When she bent down you farted in her face.

You thought it was funny but couldn't understand why she didn't.
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So, she paid for everything and compromised to do the things you wanted.
Pouting OP? How old are you?

I think she should move on and find someone better.
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bsflag Let me be the first...everyone knows men on GLP don't have girlfriends.
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Get your passive-aggressive revenge on her by sleeping with her best friend, sister, or mother.

You'll thank me later.

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I really wanted to go to Disneyland so I had her save up to get us tickets for both parks (Disneyland and California Adventure). She bitched at me about the following:

Went to the Dole pineapple stand and she asked if I wanted a smoothie or an ice cream. Told her I wanted both so she had to buy me both.

She wanted to go see one of the shows but I really wanted to go on Pooh Bear so I kept going "pooh bear! Pooh bear!!" until she gave in and she complained I was annoying her.

she wanted us to wear the stupid ears but I didn't want to. She made me wear them with her but I pouted and told her they were stupid after she bought them for us.

We finally get over to California Adventure and I want to ride the Grizzly Rapids ride where you go down the fake rapids in the circle raft thing. It's kind of cold out and she's bitching and moaning that she only has one pair of pants she was wearing and they were sort of thin yoga type tights. I convince her to stop being a baby and we go on the ride and get soaked and then she has a total attitude because she had to buy some Mickey mouse sweat pants at the store and she says they are expensive. I'm totally annoyed at this point because she has two jobs and I'm unemployed right now, it's not like she can't afford some stupid pants.

I don't know, there were some other things too but I can't remember it all. Anyway, now she has all this attitude and wants to break up. What a total bitch. Am I really wrong here for just wanting to have fun??
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Good story,bro!
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*HECKLES*
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I really wanted to go to Disneyland so I had her save up to get us tickets for both parks (Disneyland and California Adventure). She bitched at me about the following:

Went to the Dole pineapple stand and she asked if I wanted a smoothie or an ice cream. Told her I wanted both so she had to buy me both.

She wanted to go see one of the shows but I really wanted to go on Pooh Bear so I kept going "pooh bear! Pooh bear!!" until she gave in and she complained I was annoying her.

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WOW! So, OP, WHAT are you, like 5 years old??????


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Pretty good OP, pretty good.hf
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bsflag Let me be the first...everyone knows men on GLP don't have girlfriends.
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Hell, even his MOTHER would have dumped him for THAT cluster!


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Well, you demonstrated true alpha male traits. Time to go wanking again. cruise
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You really shouldn't call your mom your girlfriend. It's confusing.
where all of the missing skittles end up
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if she wants to break up that easily shes not worth it
let it go and don't waste your time
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All the stuff going on in the world today and you bring your dopey Disney story on this forum.
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GET A JOB. WELFARE KING.
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