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Girlfriend breaking up with me because of bad date....don't know what I did wrong.

 
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MARRY HER OP SHE"S A KEEPER!!!!!!11
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How do you mean you "don't know what I did wrong", OP? You just posted a list of the things you did wrong.

When women say they want men to express their feelings, it's really "express your feelings in a way that doesn't guilt us, make us uncomfortable or spoil our fun".

You can't just pout. If something makes you uncomfortable, you've got to talk about it. "Hey, I know you'd like it, but it makes me feel very uncomfortable and I would really appreciate it if you didn't make me do it".

I don't dance. In fact, I fear dancing. I thought I had made it clear to my girlfriend (now wife) back then. Yet, she made me dance at a wedding and I went along so that I wouldn't create a scene. I sulked and we got into an argument later on. Her problem was that she didn't understand how phobic I am about dancing and thought that I was just being an ass. Once she understood that I really do fear dancing, she gave up on trying to make me dance.
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You just got trolled.
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she probably left you because she has been banging someone new behind your back
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Really? You don't know what you did wrong? You are either a retard or trolling. I honestly hope its trolling because otherwise you may as well give up on life.
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My friend and I had a great conversation about relationships today.

First, tell her that your 1-3 mins of sex should be appreciated. That you are the guy to get it done
"efficiently" and those other drones that take 15 -30
mins don't know what the hell they are doing ! You are
in and out and then she gets to clean you and the house
up and get on with your day-lives..

There's more...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72360919


I pray you are not serious and are purposely being very sarcastic. Otherwise you're totally clueless about women and their needs. In fact you sound like a man whose only sexual experience has been with those you must pay and who therefore want it to be over ASAP.
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Well, you demonstrated true alpha male traits. Time to go wanking again. cruise
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True "alpha male traits?" No, true CLUELESS traits of an extremely immature jerk. Woman aren't desperate you know.
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hf
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Pooh bear! Pooh bear!!
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Did she feel or see your small penis?
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I really wanted to go to Disneyland so I had her save up to get us tickets for both parks (Disneyland and California Adventure). She bitched at me about the following:

Went to the Dole pineapple stand and she asked if I wanted a smoothie or an ice cream. Told her I wanted both so she had to buy me both.

She wanted to go see one of the shows but I really wanted to go on Pooh Bear so I kept going "pooh bear! Pooh bear!!" until she gave in and she complained I was annoying her.

she wanted us to wear the stupid ears but I didn't want to. She made me wear them with her but I pouted and told her they were stupid after she bought them for us.

We finally get over to California Adventure and I want to ride the Grizzly Rapids ride where you go down the fake rapids in the circle raft thing. It's kind of cold out and she's bitching and moaning that she only has one pair of pants she was wearing and they were sort of thin yoga type tights. I convince her to stop being a baby and we go on the ride and get soaked and then she has a total attitude because she had to buy some Mickey mouse sweat pants at the store and she says they are expensive. I'm totally annoyed at this point because she has two jobs and I'm unemployed right now, it's not like she can't afford some stupid pants.

I don't know, there were some other things too but I can't remember it all. Anyway, now she has all this attitude and wants to break up. What a total bitch. Am I really wrong here for just wanting to have fun??
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Reverse role-playing post, right?
Well played.
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My friend and I had a great conversation about relationships today.

First, tell her that your 1-3 mins of sex should be appreciated. That you are the guy to get it done
"efficiently" and those other drones that take 15 -30
mins don't know what the hell they are doing ! You are
in and out and then she gets to clean you and the house
up and get on with your day-lives..

There's more...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72360919


I pray you are not serious and are purposely being very sarcastic. Otherwise you're totally clueless about women and their needs. In fact you sound like a man whose only sexual experience has been with those you must pay and who therefore want it to be over ASAP.
 Quoting: MustRemainAnonlymous


Normally, it's the other way around, dingbat.
It is using ironic humor.
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bad date:
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You're unemployed and asked her pay for everything?

No social or dating skills.

You said she has two jobs. Doing what?
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If shes wearing yoga pants...she's a worthless attention craving whore.

I stay away from those things and I'm a blonde haired blue eyed guy who gets hit by girls who do and don't wear yoga pants on all the time lol

I ignore the ones that wear them.. I'll admit I can't help but look when they walk away.. but I wouldn't dare date one of those things (unless they were like a pro yoga instructor, that's be just fine with me.)

It's not a turn on for anyone with class.. they are just asking for attention and for people like that I give none.
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Who the hell wants both a smoothie AND an ice cream!?

I can't even.
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is she a Fire zodiac sign? serious question.
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is she a Fire zodiac sign? serious question.
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Capricorn
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bump
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I cannot believe this thread has two pages.
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Sounds like a girl I employ. Op, realize I'm her boss and I'm banging your girlfriend at work. I know you're the guy calling from home asking why she's at work for so long. Now I know why she hates you.

epiclol
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No more blow jobs for you
They figured out a long time ago that its much easier to control people when we're all watching the same TV shows, listening to the same radio stations, going to the same movies, looking at the same billboards, eating the same food, and speaking the same language...

:music: [link to nextgenfmradio.com]
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stupid troll thread is stupid. Not creative either.
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bump
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Ahh. The classics.
I turned myself into a pickle and 9/11 was an inside job!

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Dude.

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Re: Girlfriend breaking up with me because of bad date....don't know what I did wrong.
I really wanted to go to Disneyland so I had her save up to get us tickets for both parks (Disneyland and California Adventure). She bitched at me about the following:

Went to the Dole pineapple stand and she asked if I wanted a smoothie or an ice cream. Told her I wanted both so she had to buy me both.

She wanted to go see one of the shows but I really wanted to go on Pooh Bear so I kept going "pooh bear! Pooh bear!!" until she gave in and she complained I was annoying her.

she wanted us to wear the stupid ears but I didn't want to. She made me wear them with her but I pouted and told her they were stupid after she bought them for us.

We finally get over to California Adventure and I want to ride the Grizzly Rapids ride where you go down the fake rapids in the circle raft thing. It's kind of cold out and she's bitching and moaning that she only has one pair of pants she was wearing and they were sort of thin yoga type tights. I convince her to stop being a baby and we go on the ride and get soaked and then she has a total attitude because she had to buy some Mickey mouse sweat pants at the store and she says they are expensive. I'm totally annoyed at this point because she has two jobs and I'm unemployed right now, it's not like she can't afford some stupid pants.

I don't know, there were some other things too but I can't remember it all. Anyway, now she has all this attitude and wants to break up. What a total bitch. Am I really wrong here for just wanting to have fun??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30671160

Both of you are bitches.
And immature.
And a nightmare for sane people.

The girl is bad, mean and dehumanised through "pop-culture".

On the other hand if you dare to trash talk about someone you have picked as couple that says a lot of nasty things about you.

Don't breed until you level up, avoid it for the sake of humanity.

No, really mate, don't talk bad about the ones that have allowed you to enter their lives.

Only dipshits do that, and you are not one of them.

And if someone has treated you in a bad way? well... fuck them, the world is yours.

Passive aggressive mood is not good, you are not a victim, be a man.
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Re: Girlfriend breaking up with me because of bad date....don't know what I did wrong.
I don't get it either. Maybe she's pissed cause she didn't get the D?
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As if she wanted an unemployed D.
She already caught what she thought she wanted by luring in the D so why would she keep throwing more bait at a fish already imprisoned in tbe bucket?
What shes planning is luring in a better D somewhere else until she gets what she really wants with the bait she got.
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Ahh. The classics.
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Most Excellent!
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are you 4 years old or a loser?
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Lmao!

5 stars for originality.
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