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brush your tooth
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I really wanted to go to Disneyland so I had her save up to get us tickets for both parks (Disneyland and California Adventure). She bitched at me about the following:

Went to the Dole pineapple stand and she asked if I wanted a smoothie or an ice cream. Told her I wanted both so she had to buy me both.

She wanted to go see one of the shows but I really wanted to go on Pooh Bear so I kept going "pooh bear! Pooh bear!!" until she gave in and she complained I was annoying her.

she wanted us to wear the stupid ears but I didn't want to. She made me wear them with her but I pouted and told her they were stupid after she bought them for us.

We finally get over to California Adventure and I want to ride the Grizzly Rapids ride where you go down the fake rapids in the circle raft thing. It's kind of cold out and she's bitching and moaning that she only has one pair of pants she was wearing and they were sort of thin yoga type tights. I convince her to stop being a baby and we go on the ride and get soaked and then she has a total attitude because she had to buy some Mickey mouse sweat pants at the store and she says they are expensive. I'm totally annoyed at this point because she has two jobs and I'm unemployed right now, it's not like she can't afford some stupid pants.

I don't know, there were some other things too but I can't remember it all. Anyway, now she has all this attitude and wants to break up. What a total bitch. Am I really wrong here for just wanting to have fun??
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Good Cool story,bro!
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bsflag Let me be the first...everyone knows men on GLP don't have girlfriends.
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I just wanted to go on Pooh Bear
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probably for prattling on and on like a little bitch
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This is a total troll thread, but you hit the nail on the head. Best advice for guys: just shut up and let her talk.
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finally a man fighting for women's equality. it's their time to pay the bills while we stay home and bitch about meaningless crap.
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she paid for EVERYTHING and you didn't even do what she wanted1!!!! you just complained and beed a jerk the whole time!!! GROW A BRIAN MORAN!!
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You spelled moron wrong, moron!!
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There's no better time to gift wrap a carrot for her.
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finally a man fighting for women's equality. it's their time to pay the bills while we stay home and bitch about meaningless crap.
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I'm shocked that I did not receive any negative karma from that. Maybe I should spell "you're" wrong. Yore.
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Re: Girlfriend breaking up with me because of bad date....don't know what I did wrong.
I really wanted to go to Disneyland so I had her save up to get us tickets for both parks (Disneyland and California Adventure). She bitched at me about the following:

Went to the Dole pineapple stand and she asked if I wanted a smoothie or an ice cream. Told her I wanted both so she had to buy me both.

She wanted to go see one of the shows but I really wanted to go on Pooh Bear so I kept going "pooh bear! Pooh bear!!" until she gave in and she complained I was annoying her.

she wanted us to wear the stupid ears but I didn't want to. She made me wear them with her but I pouted and told her they were stupid after she bought them for us.

We finally get over to California Adventure and I want to ride the Grizzly Rapids ride where you go down the fake rapids in the circle raft thing. It's kind of cold out and she's bitching and moaning that she only has one pair of pants she was wearing and they were sort of thin yoga type tights. I convince her to stop being a baby and we go on the ride and get soaked and then she has a total attitude because she had to buy some Mickey mouse sweat pants at the store and she says they are expensive. I'm totally annoyed at this point because she has two jobs and I'm unemployed right now, it's not like she can't afford some stupid pants.

I don't know, there were some other things too but I can't remember it all. Anyway, now she has all this attitude and wants to break up. What a total bitch. Am I really wrong here for just wanting to have fun??
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So your the female OP? You sure sound like a bitch
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she paid for EVERYTHING and you didn't even do what she wanted1!!!! you just complained and beed a jerk the whole time!!! GROW A BRIAN MORAN!!
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You spelled moron wrong, moron!!
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You must not be from around here. It is moran on GLP retard!
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Mods, this is why we need "That" sister site back.

just sayin
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I've invited your girlfriend over for a pizza party.

You can come too, but you will have to wait in the box until Willy shows up.

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Pooh Bear
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read about "the flakey chick phenomenon", and you will know why...
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I really wanted to go to Disneyland so I had her save up to get us tickets for both parks (Disneyland and California Adventure). She bitched at me about the following:

Went to the Dole pineapple stand and she asked if I wanted a smoothie or an ice cream. Told her I wanted both so she had to buy me both.

She wanted to go see one of the shows but I really wanted to go on Pooh Bear so I kept going "pooh bear! Pooh bear!!" until she gave in and she complained I was annoying her.

she wanted us to wear the stupid ears but I didn't want to. She made me wear them with her but I pouted and told her they were stupid after she bought them for us.

We finally get over to California Adventure and I want to ride the Grizzly Rapids ride where you go down the fake rapids in the circle raft thing. It's kind of cold out and she's bitching and moaning that she only has one pair of pants she was wearing and they were sort of thin yoga type tights. I convince her to stop being a baby and we go on the ride and get soaked and then she has a total attitude because she had to buy some Mickey mouse sweat pants at the store and she says they are expensive. I'm totally annoyed at this point because she has two jobs and I'm unemployed right now, it's not like she can't afford some stupid pants.

I don't know, there were some other things too but I can't remember it all. Anyway, now she has all this attitude and wants to break up. What a total bitch. Am I really wrong here for just wanting to have fun??
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screw it..dump the whiney Hoe
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I really wanted to go to Disneyland so I had her save up to get us tickets for both parks (Disneyland and California Adventure). She bitched at me about the following:

Went to the Dole pineapple stand and she asked if I wanted a smoothie or an ice cream. Told her I wanted both so she had to buy me both.

She wanted to go see one of the shows but I really wanted to go on Pooh Bear so I kept going "pooh bear! Pooh bear!!" until she gave in and she complained I was annoying her.

she wanted us to wear the stupid ears but I didn't want to. She made me wear them with her but I pouted and told her they were stupid after she bought them for us.

We finally get over to California Adventure and I want to ride the Grizzly Rapids ride where you go down the fake rapids in the circle raft thing. It's kind of cold out and she's bitching and moaning that she only has one pair of pants she was wearing and they were sort of thin yoga type tights. I convince her to stop being a baby and we go on the ride and get soaked and then she has a total attitude because she had to buy some Mickey mouse sweat pants at the store and she says they are expensive. I'm totally annoyed at this point because she has two jobs and I'm unemployed right now, it's not like she can't afford some stupid pants.

I don't know, there were some other things too but I can't remember it all. Anyway, now she has all this attitude and wants to break up. What a total bitch. Am I really wrong here for just wanting to have fun??
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What a wee bitch you are. Get a job.

Since you were bludging off her, you were in no position to moan and cry like a wee brat.
Don't post here and expect a cuddle.
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You sound exactly like my loser bf...

Are you a millennial by chance?
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You did nothing wrong

What's her problem?
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You did nothing wrong

What's her problem?
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OP is probably super annoying, I can tell these things.
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LOL super funny wind-up

Bravo OP
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I'm unemployed right now
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^
Mystery solved.
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I really wanted to go to Disneyland so I had her save up to get us tickets for both parks (Disneyland and California Adventure). She bitched at me about the following:

Went to the Dole pineapple stand and she asked if I wanted a smoothie or an ice cream. Told her I wanted both so she had to buy me both.

She wanted to go see one of the shows but I really wanted to go on Pooh Bear so I kept going "pooh bear! Pooh bear!!" until she gave in and she complained I was annoying her.

she wanted us to wear the stupid ears but I didn't want to. She made me wear them with her but I pouted and told her they were stupid after she bought them for us.

We finally get over to California Adventure and I want to ride the Grizzly Rapids ride where you go down the fake rapids in the circle raft thing. It's kind of cold out and she's bitching and moaning that she only has one pair of pants she was wearing and they were sort of thin yoga type tights. I convince her to stop being a baby and we go on the ride and get soaked and then she has a total attitude because she had to buy some Mickey mouse sweat pants at the store and she says they are expensive. I'm totally annoyed at this point because she has two jobs and I'm unemployed right now, it's not like she can't afford some stupid pants.

I don't know, there were some other things too but I can't remember it all. Anyway, now she has all this attitude and wants to break up. What a total bitch. Am I really wrong here for just wanting to have fun??
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U are a annoying nutjob for sure.

To get to the pussy u need to make sacrefices. U are a annoying lame unfun dude!
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Jeez op, sounds like SHE had the lucky escape lol.

Grow the fuck up and get a job! and leave dating to the men! You have absolutely ZERO say in the issue as an unemployed guy dating a chick with 2 jobs!

Actually, this surely is a troll/bait thread cos no guy OR chick is this dumb??
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I want the ice cream AND the smoothie dammit.

Shouldn't have to settle for just one.
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OP!!! Young man all OGs know BITCHES AINT SHIT BUT HOES AND TRICKS!!!!


The trick is not giving in to chick and act like you dont give a FUCK about her and kick her out occasionally will put their asses under your total control.


Remember RELATIONSHIPS ARE GAME!!! Play to win instead of trying to wife a HOE. 1 out of 10 girls are legit so your chances of finding a great women is no the best that why you must KICK EM TO THE CURB and move on to the NEXT!!!

Remember OP ACT LIKE YOU CARE BUT DONT GIVE 2 FUCKS ITS A GAME OR A TRAP FOR SUCKERS!!!!

Here is great song the will help!!!

Its called BITCHES AINT SHIT by Dr Dre!!!!


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I really wanted to go to Disneyland so I had her save up to get us tickets for both parks (Disneyland and California Adventure). She bitched at me about the following:

Went to the Dole pineapple stand and she asked if I wanted a smoothie or an ice cream. Told her I wanted both so she had to buy me both.

She wanted to go see one of the shows but I really wanted to go on Pooh Bear so I kept going "pooh bear! Pooh bear!!" until she gave in and she complained I was annoying her.

she wanted us to wear the stupid ears but I didn't want to. She made me wear them with her but I pouted and told her they were stupid after she bought them for us.

We finally get over to California Adventure and I want to ride the Grizzly Rapids ride where you go down the fake rapids in the circle raft thing. It's kind of cold out and she's bitching and moaning that she only has one pair of pants she was wearing and they were sort of thin yoga type tights. I convince her to stop being a baby and we go on the ride and get soaked and then she has a total attitude because she had to buy some Mickey mouse sweat pants at the store and she says they are expensive. I'm totally annoyed at this point because she has two jobs and I'm unemployed right now, it's not like she can't afford some stupid pants.

I don't know, there were some other things too but I can't remember it all. Anyway, now she has all this attitude and wants to break up. What a total bitch. Am I really wrong here for just wanting to have fun??
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Lol! Let me guess - you're mocking women who fee they should get a free ride on a date, right?
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OP
You were a whiny little bitch. End of story.