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Girlfriend breaking up with me because of bad date....don't know what I did wrong.

 
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lol no shit.

And how are you an AC posting here hahaah?
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That post is from 2016.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl

waitwhat

I'm so confused lol...

You know, this is what I get for clicking on a "Girlfriend broke up with me thread" as a dude.

What am I even doing in here!?!
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Feeling multi-trolled? hf
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It's much worse than that I'm afraid lol...

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are you 5 ?
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bump


oMg, why would someone necro bump?


bump
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There are 2 reason

1 you have a baby penis
2 you smell like shit
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Mods, this is why we need "That" sister site back.

just sayin
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lol no shit.

And how are you an AC posting here hahaah?
 Quoting: BillLumbergh


That post is from 2016.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


John Titor right again !!

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It is like everyone that doesn't read the post and figure out it is satite, or the 3 year old date just gives an emotional NPC response.

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Did u fart
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why did you deplorables bump an old thread lololololo

just for that, you're getting your wall :)
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Lmao!

5 stars for originality.
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got to admire the trolling in this one. 5star for original
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Good story,bro!
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OK Grandpa/ma, you had 3 words and you fvcked it up.


S'cuse me and let a professional address the situation...

Ahem...














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You really shouldn't call your mom your girlfriend. It's confusing.
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PS Sweatpants at Disney probably cost $50

Nice story tho bro




NOT
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I really wanted to go to Disneyland so I had her save up to get us tickets for both parks (Disneyland and California Adventure). She bitched at me about the following:

Went to the Dole pineapple stand and she asked if I wanted a smoothie or an ice cream. Told her I wanted both so she had to buy me both.

She wanted to go see one of the shows but I really wanted to go on Pooh Bear so I kept going "pooh bear! Pooh bear!!" until she gave in and she complained I was annoying her.

she wanted us to wear the stupid ears but I didn't want to. She made me wear them with her but I pouted and told her they were stupid after she bought them for us.

We finally get over to California Adventure and I want to ride the Grizzly Rapids ride where you go down the fake rapids in the circle raft thing. It's kind of cold out and she's bitching and moaning that she only has one pair of pants she was wearing and they were sort of thin yoga type tights. I convince her to stop being a baby and we go on the ride and get soaked and then she has a total attitude because she had to buy some Mickey mouse sweat pants at the store and she says they are expensive. I'm totally annoyed at this point because she has two jobs and I'm unemployed right now, it's not like she can't afford some stupid pants.

I don't know, there were some other things too but I can't remember it all. Anyway, now she has all this attitude and wants to break up. What a total bitch. Am I really wrong here for just wanting to have fun??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30671160

Dont worry.
You're just the scapegoat.
She met a new guy while you were taking a piss.
Luckily your stupid plans worked in her favor.
That's her excuse to break up now. It's not the real reason though.
She's probably fucking him right now.
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What a sponger you are op.

Good she can do much better. What you need op is a man not a woman.

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Not the book itself.
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What a sponger you are op.

Good she can do much better. You sook

Bend over red rover

Is op a tranny or a fanny.

No real man would talk or act like this not even a 15yr on a date.
Op must be a fanny.
 Quoting: Loila

You can read a book and remember nothing, you can read a book and recall just one sentence or you can read a book and remember just one word. What you recall is what is important
Not the book itself.
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What grown up do to kids park for a date..

I would of gone to get you that pineapple float ya boat and not of gone back, left you high with no way home.
You can read a book and remember nothing, you can read a book and recall just one sentence or you can read a book and remember just one word. What you recall is what is important
Not the book itself.
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Funny you say this, I believe I was married to this very same girl. She was kinda out there though, her whole family must have been from space mountain. She was always complaining about how I needed to grow up and stop being such a child. Then finally I got upset because she wouldn’t take me on the dumbo ride. Yep I’m quite sure we’ve all felt this way and dealt with this very same girl.

The moral of this story: It’s a small world after all.
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That post is from 2016.
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl

waitwhat

I'm so confused lol...

You know, this is what I get for clicking on a "Girlfriend broke up with me thread" as a dude.

What am I even doing in here!?!
 Quoting: BillLumbergh


That really made me LOL. tounge
 Quoting: Anonymous Girl


Lol :D

I still so very confused kim

Thought the AC's broke through the gates and shit.

Oh, and Happy New Year to you m'lady!
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Were you scared? lol

Thank you, and Happy New Year to you, too! :)
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Pooh bear