George Noory

Jorch just booked into the Hollywood Celebrity Hotel under the name Dixon Butts.

A page from Noory’s past as a navy cadet on Lake Superior:

“He would have drowned had he not been clutching that buoy”.

George is so gay he sneezes glitter.

Dong Lemmon

Tommy's Tinder name is Paxton Haas.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahha!!! That absolute fruitfly

Hahahahahahahahaahha Packs Ton Ass

George rolls with the (tongue) punches.

George has a tramp stamp that says Blow This Conch Shell

George’s dad and grandfather were sports fishermen. Yes, George comes from a long line of long liners.

George just said to Christian Wilde, “This article is right down your alley, Christian.”

Uh… Isn’t it “right UP your alley”?


In almost every case, when presented with a choice, George opts wrongly.

Kev-uhn Ran-dull

George’s license plate: EAT ME

Harpers Ferry, WV. was named after a gay servant of Mr. John Harper.

George is really bothered by the empty shelves at his favorite stores. Walgreens has been out of his JustForMen hair dye for months. George has had to make-do with motor oil from PepBoys.


*JustForMen is also the name of George’s favorite nightclub in Hollywood.

Jorch hears it right from the horses rear end.

Joshua Pee War-hen (cockfighter)

I


CAN’T


TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Robert the Talking Doll is in a museum in Key West, FL. Lol

They probably outfitted him with a strap-on dildo and a ball gag.

Catch and execute.

There is no fairer punishment than “an eye for an eye”.

Oops, wrong thread Lol

Art, please! Control yourself!!!

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Post-coital embrace…

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Is that Matt Drudge in the background? I think it is…


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