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02/19/2024 02:38 PM
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His voice has been sounding very weak lately. I don't listen, but I heard a promotion during the day hours on the channel. I could not believe it.
 Quoting: La Listener

Yes. Raspy and weak. For the last few months.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86861109


Truth is it’s the result of a deep throat tour of the Italian district.

George scorched his vocal chords when he tried to deep throat “Downtown Dinali”, the well hung Italian pizza maker.

George outdid himself when he deep throated the human Italian sausage who basted George’s vocal chords with allarin and allacin infused semen.

George was taken to emergency but inspite of his throat damage, doctors were more concerned about the damage “Downtown Dinali” did to his bruised chin.

“His bottom lip looks like a beached Pilot Whale! And his chin bruises look like an overturned truck full of eggplants on the Interstate.”
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02/19/2024 06:42 PM

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Jorch's great grandfather was the infamous fake spirit medium Ebenezer "Spooj" Noory who locked young men in darkened cabinets and produced shrouds of voluminous white "scrotoplasm".

True story.
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02/19/2024 06:47 PM

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His voice has been sounding very weak lately. I don't listen, but I heard a promotion during the day hours on the channel. I could not believe it.
 Quoting: La Listener

Yes. Raspy and weak. For the last few months.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86861109


Truth is it’s the result of a deep throat tour of the Italian district.

George scorched his vocal chords when he tried to deep throat “Downtown Dinali”, the well hung Italian pizza maker.

George outdid himself when he deep throated the human Italian sausage who basted George’s vocal chords with allarin and allacin infused semen.

George was taken to emergency but inspite of his throat damage, doctors were more concerned about the damage “Downtown Dinali” did to his bruised chin.

“His bottom lip looks like a beached Pilot Whale! And his chin bruises look like an overturned truck full of eggplants on the Interstate.”
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86556969


I laughed heartily. Every single image is - sadly - credible.

rockon
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02/19/2024 06:55 PM

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There's an uncirculated news report that noory died last night.

Anyone hear about this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79048745


Quick!

Check stock prices for Astroglide and Rush.

“Dildos are down!”
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86556969


They're also up.

s226
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02/20/2024 12:25 AM
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His voice has been sounding very weak lately. I don't listen, but I heard a promotion during the day hours on the channel. I could not believe it.
 Quoting: La Listener

Yes. Raspy and weak. For the last few months.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86861109


Truth is it’s the result of a deep throat tour of the Italian district.

George scorched his vocal chords when he tried to deep throat “Downtown Dinali”, the well hung Italian pizza maker.

George outdid himself when he deep throated the human Italian sausage who basted George’s vocal chords with allarin and allacin infused semen.

George was taken to emergency but inspite of his throat damage, doctors were more concerned about the damage “Downtown Dinali” did to his bruised chin.

“His bottom lip looks like a beached Pilot Whale! And his chin bruises look like an overturned truck full of eggplants on the Interstate.”
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86556969

cruise1rof1lollmaorofllaughlolsignlolatu

rofl5 rofl5 rofl5

epiclol
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02/20/2024 12:26 AM
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Jorch's great grandfather was the infamous fake spirit medium Ebenezer "Spooj" Noory who locked young men in darkened cabinets and produced shrouds of voluminous white "scrotoplasm".

True story.
 Quoting: 4th Mesa

cruise1rof1lollmaorofllaughlolsignlolatu

rofl5 rofl5 rofl5

epiclol
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02/20/2024 12:27 AM
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There's an uncirculated news report that noory died last night.

Anyone hear about this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79048745


Quick!

Check stock prices for Astroglide and Rush.

“Dildos are down!”
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86556969


They're also up.

s226
 Quoting: 4th Mesa

lol
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02/20/2024 12:27 AM
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There's an uncirculated news report that noory died last night.

Anyone hear about this?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79048745


Quick!

Check stock prices for Astroglide and Rush.

“Dildos are down!”
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86556969

lolsign
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02/20/2024 01:10 AM
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George sounds awful tonight. Slow, raspy, weak, slurring a little bit. And instead of correcting pronunciation mistakes like he used to, he just moves along.
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02/20/2024 02:49 AM

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George sounds awful tonight. Slow, raspy, weak, slurring a little bit. And instead of correcting pronunciation mistakes like he used to, he just moves along.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 86864974


Sad, if true.
I wonder why he doesn't take time off for treatment/recovery/rest or whatever would be beneficial?

Jorch is 73 and has 3 kids and 6 grandkids who, I'm sure, would like him to stick around.

hf
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02/20/2024 05:59 AM
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KORNkneegroos from Alexandria Louisiana
“I love you Jorchh I thought you were gonna call me Corny”
“I witnessed how a cow full of bullets and beans got taken in a beam of light from a UFO”…. Silence….
Jorch and guest quiet…
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02/20/2024 06:04 AM
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KORNkneegroos from Alexandria Louisiana
“I love you Jorchh I thought you were gonna call me Corny”
“I witnessed how a cow full of bullets and beans got taken in a beam of light from a UFO”…. Silence….
Jorch and guest quiet…
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74457954

lol
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02/20/2024 06:04 AM
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George is gassy
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Jorch was crowned Miss Kentucky in 1970 despite cracking one in the bikini section.

True story.

boom33
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02/20/2024 07:45 AM
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George’s recent investments gave been a flop.

His foray into food products came up with “Buttella”, a hazelnut flavoured butt spread and lube for spelunking diabetics with a sweet tooth.

After initial sales tanked, George doubled down with “Buttella With Crunchy Nuts”. But several lawsuits from injured penis owners forced a recall.

Tahmmee tried to help by financing “Buttella With Corn” but was rejected when it was revealed it violated an earlier Orville Reddenbaker patent.

True story.

Poo story.
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02/20/2024 08:23 AM
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It’s come to light that George and Tahmee spent their Coast money on a failed movie.

A gladiator epic, “Butticus” was widely panned as “Spartacus meets Ex Lax” and “a Tummy Swords and Crocs epic”.

George’s response to failure is to keep digging the hole deeper, and a lawsuit from Charlton Heston’s estate and Johnson& Johnson put the kibosh on “Ben Gay”, and ate up his 401k’s.

Looks like it’s back to hooking in the low track district for the dynamic duo.
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02/20/2024 03:16 PM
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George’s recent investments gave been a flop.

His foray into food products came up with “Buttella”, a hazelnut flavoured butt spread and lube for spelunking diabetics with a sweet tooth.

After initial sales tanked, George doubled down with “Buttella With Crunchy Nuts”. But several lawsuits from injured penis owners forced a recall.

Tahmmee tried to help by financing “Buttella With Corn” but was rejected when it was revealed it violated an earlier Orville Reddenbaker patent.

True story.

Poo story.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76605456

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02/20/2024 03:17 PM
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It’s come to light that George and Tahmee spent their Coast money on a failed movie.

A gladiator epic, “Butticus” was widely panned as “Spartacus meets Ex Lax” and “a Tummy Swords and Crocs epic”.

George’s response to failure is to keep digging the hole deeper, and a lawsuit from Charlton Heston’s estate and Johnson& Johnson put the kibosh on “Ben Gay”, and ate up his 401k’s.

Looks like it’s back to hooking in the low track district for the dynamic duo.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76605456

rofl5 rofl5 rofl5
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02/20/2024 03:17 PM
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Jorch was crowned Miss Kentucky in 1970 despite cracking one in the bikini section.

True story.

boom33
 Quoting: 4th Mesa

lol lol lol
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02/20/2024 05:12 PM
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Re: George Noory
I miss Art Bell . Damn you cigarrets !
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02/20/2024 10:13 PM

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Jorch was on fire in his groundbreaking interview with Michelle Obama. Excerpt;

Noory: "What part of Lesbia are you from? Originally."

Big Mike:
< pouts seductively >


stir
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02/20/2024 11:33 PM
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Jorch was on fire in his groundbreaking interview with Michelle Obama. Excerpt;

Noory: "What part of Lesbia are you from? Originally."

Big Mike:
< pouts seductively >


stir
 Quoting: 4th Mesa

cruise
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02/20/2024 11:34 PM
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I miss Art Bell . Damn you cigarrets !
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 85334613

Ring the Anal Bell

Bang the Anal Gong

Tighten the Anal Noose
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02/21/2024 12:19 AM
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Do not ask for whom the Anal Bell tolls… It tolls for thee!
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02/21/2024 06:00 AM

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Re: George Noory
fight Jorch fight just dropped a deuce in the Castro District....

Last Edited by 4th Mesa on 02/21/2024 06:01 AM
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fight Jorch fight just dropped a deuce in the Castro District....
 Quoting: 4th Mesa

Hahahahahahahhahaha!! And no one batted an eye or even noticed.
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02/21/2024 01:18 PM
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Art traded his Geo Metro in for a Kugelpanzer.
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02/22/2024 12:04 AM
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Zubrin tonight. Mars Society.
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02/22/2024 12:14 AM
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Rispondi ora
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