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George Noory

 
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Jorch is bi-coastal.

But Art only likes it in Pahrump....


sideways
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lmao
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Art just fired up the Schweizer 300 he is heading to the Bunny Ranch.

LOL Gruuden is gonna coach the Raiderz again.
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Jorch is bi-coastal.

But Art only likes it in Pahrump....


sideways
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


lmao
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LOLOLOLOLOL
rofl
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01/04/2018 09:54 PM
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Art just fired up the Schweizer 300 he is heading to the Bunny Ranch.

LOL Gruuden is gonna coach the Raiderz again.
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Yeah, I bet he's already picking out his mansion in Las Vegas for when they move there in a couple years.
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01/04/2018 09:58 PM
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Nuury recently took the SLABigator in for service and got ripped off by the mechanics .

Blinker Fluid $ 32.12
Winter air in tires $11.86
Replacement and calibration of the spring gear modulator $ 2,116.54
Radiator flush $46.01

Nuury not wanting to appear totally oblivious of mechanics paid the $2,206.53. While commenting " Hey is that the new Mustang GT? Whats the Horsepower on that 150?"
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Hahahahahaahahahaha
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Art is one of the last passengers to deplane after a long flight from Las Vegas to London. On his way out of the plane, he pauses and looks in at the cockpit. "Ah yes, a Boeing 787. The Dreamliner," remarks Art aloud. The pilot -- busy doing his post-flight report -- turns around and says, "She's a beauty, isn't she? Do you fly?"

Art responds, "Almost 20 years now."

Pilot: "Nice. How long on the 787?"

Art: "About two years."

Pilot: "Excellent. What carrier do you fly for?"

Art: "MicroSoft Flight Sim 2000..."

Without needing a direct order, the First Officer stands up, grabs Art by the collar, and literally hurls him out of the plane into the jet bridge.
 Quoting: John McCain's Boot


Lol
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Art flies from Las Vegas to Beijing, China to Lhasa, Tibet. Here he is finally, in the capital of one of the most mystical, mysterious places on earth. He has dreamt of visiting this modern-day Shangri La since he was a boy. After 36 hours of flying, here he is. His dream has come true...Tibet at last! Art walks into the airport, sees a sign that says "Welcome to Lhasa. Elev. 12,000 ft.", and immediately runs back to the plane, takes his seat, pulls down an oxygen mask, and flies back home.
 Quoting: John McCain's Boot


Lol
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The only thing blasting like a scirocco tonight is the genetic fluid on Tahmmys back .... squirt squirt !
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lol
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Noori is a freak, he's a Navy twit who saw about as much action as a security guard at bingo night.
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chuckle
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Nothing really registers with Georg except a hot pizza roll down the gullet
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Hahahahaha true.
 Quoting: Johnny Ralph Ru


George really didn't burn his throat on a pizza roll.

Tahmee wanted to drive George's Lincoln Navigator, so a playful George let him.

As they cruised the strip, George slid down and began blowing Tahmee.

It was such a rush that Tahmee didn't pay attention and hit a pothole, poking George in the back of his throat with his pecker.

George gasped and Tahmee blew his nuts and George aspirated a hot wad of cum.

Noori blew out his voice ralphing up the jizz at a curbside hamburger stand as trannies and truckers looked on.


True story.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60144374


laugh
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01/04/2018 11:15 PM
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last night's show the guest went silent for a moment and Noory quickly told her to keep talking

:heston6:
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01/04/2018 11:20 PM
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The only thing blasting like a scirocco tonight is the genetic fluid on Tahmmys back .... squirt squirt !
 Quoting: Sun Voyager


lol
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LOL yah that was a good one.
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Art flies from Las Vegas to Beijing, China to Lhasa, Tibet. Here he is finally, in the capital of one of the most mystical, mysterious places on earth. He has dreamt of visiting this modern-day Shangri La since he was a boy. After 36 hours of flying, here he is. His dream has come true...Tibet at last! Art walks into the airport, sees a sign that says "Welcome to Lhasa. Elev. 12,000 ft.", and immediately runs back to the plane, takes his seat, pulls down an oxygen mask, and flies back home.
 Quoting: John McCain's Boot


Lol
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rofl
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last night's show the guest went silent for a moment and Noory quickly told her to keep talking

:heston6:
 Quoting: Astral Goat


ahh yes the pregnant pause , usually preceded by a inane comment from Jarch!
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last night's show the guest went silent for a moment and Noory quickly told her to keep talking

:heston6:
 Quoting: Astral Goat


ahh yes the pregnant pause , usually preceded by a inane comment from Jarch!
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George interviewing Marina Sirtis (Deanna Troi from Star Trek: The Next Generation)...

George: So you're Greek, but born and raised in London?

Marina: That's right. And I speak Greek, too.

George: Great combination. So I wouldn't be out of line approaching you from behind with my banger?
 Quoting: Johnny Ralph Ru


LOL
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Sad that George is so infatuated with Linda Moulton Howe.

She was a beauty, with a great rack.

And she was quite the little whore in her day, banging men she would go on expeditions with, like Loren Coleman.


The best George can do is interview the men Linda fucked.


Loren Coleman:"and Bigfoot is getting closer to being discovered thanks to all the amateur research being done by Coast listeners"

GN:"Can I smell your hand?"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8091507


rofl
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01/05/2018 12:59 AM
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Thousands tune in tonight to see if Noory spontaneously combusts.
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George's mixed metaphors...

"I heard it straight from the horse's rear end."

"To be a fly in the ointment for that conversation."
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Every time Art keys his Ham mic his Inogen 1 portable 02 device goes into safe mode.

Colby was a "Jedburg" during WW2 . funny how we hate those dirty Nazis during WW2 but as soon as the war ended we couldn't ship them over here fast enough.

Art shot down Dag Hammarskjold's plane.
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Hahahahahahaahxahfogalhf
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"From the Fartland of America..."
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George has a cold. Listen to that!
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1868...the founding of U.C. Berkeley. Fiat lux!
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Jeez, Jorge sounds awful. Take a sick day, George, you quince.
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On tonight's show, George will discuss whether Santa claus is real or not, and just why is Rudolphs nose so bright and other fascinating stories
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 70975244


He'll cover at least one dead baby story before going to the UFO reporting center with yet another orange ball report...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75928859


NAILED IT!

dead baby in plastic bag in Delhi!
Then Peter Dankintwank again!

"Noory you magnificent son of a bitch! I read your book!" - A rolling in his grave George S Patton.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75928859


Hahahahahaha!!
 Quoting: ii_3 P*12 Ch


Nooridamus!

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First Half: Journalist Josh Dean discusses the true story of a massive covert operation in which the CIA, Navy, and Howard Hughes, spent six years and nearly a billion dollars to steal a sunken nuclear-armed Soviet submarine.

Second Half: Electrical engineer Larry Arnold, who combines his scientific background with the world of Forteana and weird events, talks about his continuing research into spontaneous human combustion (SHC), and two recent cases from the UK.
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While visiting Hawaii to broadcast from his studio, George admires the tropical foliage, including the exotic macadamia nut tree...

"Wow, I've never seen such low-hanging nuts."

(Long pause)

"Well, I have, but never on a tree."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75930929


epiclol
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Noori is a freak, he's a Navy twit who saw about as much action as a security guard at bingo night.
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chuckle
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While visiting Hawaii to broadcast from his studio, George admires the tropical foliage, including the exotic macadamia nut tree...

"Wow, I've never seen such low-hanging nuts."

(Long pause)

"Well, I have, but never on a tree."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 75930929


epiclol
 Quoting: ii_3 P*12 Ch


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Hahahahaha "Book 'em, Tom-O!"
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Jeez, Jorge sounds awful. Take a sick day, George, you quince.
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He can't do that he has to torture us.





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