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I read once that all Hebrew holidays are based on historic military victories. I think it was on this forum. I have not researched it but I can imagine its true.
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"Katherine in Riverside. Let's sqweege ya in here, Kath..."
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This guest is getting beat up on Lol
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This guest is getting beat up on Lol
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He should've known better. That's like someone with a thick German accent coming on a radio show in Israel during Hanukkah. Lol
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I cant do another segment screw this lol
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Art converted to Judaism for the jokes. Like Tim Watley.



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I cant do another segment screw this lol
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lol
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George is only going back 9 decades for this bumper
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Art sings that bumper at the gloryholes...

"Tiiiime after tiiiiime,

I tell myyyyyself....

I'm so lucky,

To be looooo-bing youuuuu...". (SQUIRT! SQUIRT! SQUIRT! SQUIRT! SQUIRT! SQUIRT!!!)
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Art sings that bumper at the gloryholes...

"Tiiiime after tiiiiime,

I tell myyyyyself....

I'm so lucky,

To be looooo-bing youuuuu...". (SQUIRT! SQUIRT! SQUIRT! SQUIRT! SQUIRT! SQUIRT!!!)
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*loving. Although "lubing" works, too. Lol
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George is getting nervous. This Muslim caller keeps saying "homosexuality and lesbianism". Lol
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Jorch: "And what part of Lesbia did you say these gals were from?"
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George is getting nervous. This Muslim caller keeps saying "homosexuality and lesbianism". Lol
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Jorch: "And what part of Lesbia did you say these gals were from?"
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lolsign
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Let's see, we've had President's Day, Valentine's Day, Easter... The next holiday for George is Hitler's birthday in a few weeks.

He'll celebrate by playing German marches on his 8-track player and watching Triumph of the Will (on VHS) while eating brautwurst and dressed in lederhosen.
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George subscribes to The Wall Street Gerbil.
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George subscribes to The Wall Street Gerbil.
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Also The Butte Examiner....
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Jorch likes to break into junior school classrooms, tittering uncontrollably, and write the words "DUNG FUNNEL" along with his cell number on all the blackboards....
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George subscribes to The Wall Street Gerbil.
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Also The Kickapoo Advocate....
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George subscribes to The Wall Street Gerbil.
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Also The Butte Examiner....
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Hahahahahaha LOL!!!
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Jorch likes to break into junior school classrooms, tittering uncontrollably, and write the words "DUNG FUNNEL" along with his cell number on all the blackboards....
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rofl
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George subscribes to The Wall Street Gerbil.
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Also The Kickapoo Advocate....
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epiclol
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During an argument about his love life, Jorch's mother told him he could marry anyone he pleased.

So far, he hasn't pleased anyone....
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As a child Jorch dreamed of running away to the circus.

It never happened.

Although now at work he's a clown and after hours he's a ring master....
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During an argument about his love life, Jorch's mother told him he could marry anyone he pleased.

So far, he hasn't pleased anyone....
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cruise1rof1lollmaorofllaughlolsignlolatu
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As a child Jorch dreamed of running away to the circus.

It never happened.

Although now at work he's a clown and after hours he's a ring master....
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lmaolollmaolollmao
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When he gets home after hosting Coast, I bet George pulls up this GLP thread and reads what his adoring fans have said about him that day.
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Before breaking bread with friends, George reminds them of an old adage passed down from his mom... "Never discuss religion or polyp ticks."
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When he gets home after hosting Coast, I bet George pulls up this GLP thread and reads what his adoring fans have said about him that day.
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Of all the things Jorch "pulls up" -- or for that matter, down -- I doubt that ^this^ thread is one of them, AC.

But it's a lovely thought, isn't it?

A lovely image. The Mid Eastern Mumbler, fresh from the cut & thrust of another rollerCoaster, sitting alone in the dark on the edge of his canopy water bed, white high-waisted Sluggos hanging limp around his ankles, "burping the worm" as he reads every lascivious post.


As for how Jorch would "make the little bald man cry", I reckon he'd be a left-handed-reverse-grip kinda guy.

So it feels like someone ELSE is doing it....

Daffy Tugs

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Before breaking bread with friends, George reminds them of an old adage passed down from his mom... "Never discuss religion or polyp ticks."
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rofl5
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When he gets home after hosting Coast, I bet George pulls up this GLP thread and reads what his adoring fans have said about him that day.
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Of all the things Jorch "pulls up" -- or for that matter, down -- I doubt that ^this^ thread is one of them, AC.

But it's a lovely thought, isn't it?

A lovely image. The Mid Eastern Mumbler, fresh from the cut & thrust of another rollerCoaster, sitting alone in the dark on the edge of his canopy water bed, white high-waisted Sluggos hanging limp around his ankles, "burping the worm" as he reads every lascivious post.


As for how Jorch would "make the little bald man cry", I reckon he'd be a left-handed-reverse-grip kinda guy.

So it feels like someone ELSE is doing it....

:Daffy Tugs:
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah​ahahahahahaha
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George "goes a few rounds with Tyson" while looking at a National Geographic issue from 1967 featuring the Hmong people of Laos.





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