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George Noory

 
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Art -- wearing a If You Can't Run With the Big Dogs, Stay on the Porch tee-shirt (that shows off his bitch-tits), blue jeans, New Balance walking shoes, a hat that says "HAMs Do It Better", and a $6,000 Nikon camera around his neck -- walks up to one of the Swiss Guards at the Vatican and says, "Pardon me, my good man. Where can a guy take a healthy shit around here?"

Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 10/02/2018 01:22 AM
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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"Chances Aaaaare (Jorch is a twink)..."
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At least George didn't let this astrology guest weasel out of answering whether or not Kavanaugh will be confirmed. He asked him 3 times.

The guy finally said, "Probably." LOL C'mon! If astrology is a "science" (hahahah), it's either a 100% YES or 100% NO. There is no maybe, probably, probably not, etc. Such a fraud.

Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 10/02/2018 01:57 AM
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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I KNOW I didn't hear Jarch ask him if he picks lottery numbers. I must of been half asleep ( not too difficult if you listen to this show) and dreamed he asked it.

Tarot is devil magic . DER TUEFEL !
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At least George didn't let this astrology guest weasel out of answering whether or not Kavanaugh will be confirmed. He asked him 3 times.

The guy finally said, "Probably." LOL C'mon! If astrology is a "science" (hahahah), it's either a 100% YES or 100% NO. There is no maybe, probably, probably not, etc. Such a fraud.
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Like Uri "SPOONMAN" Geller
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I KNOW I didn't hear Jarch ask him if he picks lottery numbers. I must of been half asleep ( not too difficult if you listen to this show) and dreamed he asked it.

Tarot is devil magic . DER TUEFEL !
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Hahahahahahahahahahaahahaha!!!
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At least George didn't let this astrology guest weasel out of answering whether or not Kavanaugh will be confirmed. He asked him 3 times.

The guy finally said, "Probably." LOL C'mon! If astrology is a "science" (hahahah), it's either a 100% YES or 100% NO. There is no maybe, probably, probably not, etc. Such a fraud.
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Like Uri "SPOONMAN" Geller
 Quoting: Naaktgeboren


Lol ya. Carson got him. That was the best!!
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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At least George didn't let this astrology guest weasel out of answering whether or not Kavanaugh will be confirmed. He asked him 3 times.

The guy finally said, "Probably." LOL C'mon! If astrology is a "science" (hahahah), it's either a 100% YES or 100% NO. There is no maybe, probably, probably not, etc. Such a fraud.
 Quoting: Drei Hump Nachers


Like Uri "SPOONMAN" Geller
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Lol ya. Carson got him. That was the best!!
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^ bwahahahaha. Yeah, the "science" of Asstrology. Right.... ^

Jorch once had Uri on the show.

After Geller bent a spoon, Jorch winked seductively < shudder > and asked coquettishly; "I suppose a fork's out of the question?"
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At least George didn't let this astrology guest weasel out of answering whether or not Kavanaugh will be confirmed. He asked him 3 times.

The guy finally said, "Probably." LOL C'mon! If astrology is a "science" (hahahah), it's either a 100% YES or 100% NO. There is no maybe, probably, probably not, etc. Such a fraud.
 Quoting: Drei Hump Nachers


Like Uri "SPOONMAN" Geller
 Quoting: Naaktgeboren


Lol ya. Carson got him. That was the best!!
 Quoting: Drei Hump Nachers


^ bwahahahaha. Yeah, the "science" of Asstrology. Right.... ^

Jorch once had Uri on the show.

After Geller bent a spoon, Jorch winked seductively < shudder > and asked coquettishly; "I suppose a fork's out of the question?"
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cruisecruisecruise

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Jorch is refereeing a nude mud wrestling match between Sai Baba and Ram Dass down at the local ashram (assram).

Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 10/02/2018 08:27 AM
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

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Jorch has Urine Smeller on Beyond the Queef on GayManTv...

JORCH: “Wow, you’re good. You just made mine bend to the left.”

URI: “But you’re not holding a spoon.”

Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 10/02/2018 08:17 AM
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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Jorch is not only the king of the spoken mixed metaphor, but the visual one, too. He’s down at the docks of San Pedro dressed in a miniskirt, black & white striped tight shirt, a high heel on one foot, a peg leg on the other, an eye patch over one eye, mascara & eye shadow & eye liner on the other, a long blond wig, and a parrot on his shoulder, muttering, “Arrrrgh!...Come up and see me sometime, sailor.”

The parrot is screeching, “Squawk! Pieces of ass! Pieces of ass! Squawk!”

Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 10/02/2018 08:25 AM
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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When in Colorado to film Beyond the Queef, Jorch checks into his hotel under an assumed name to remain anonymous; typically a play on a name that has dominated the news lately. After watching hours of the Senate Judicial Committee hearings and seeing Dr. Christine Blasey Ford testify, Jorch checks into his hotel under the alias Dr. Kissmy Ballsy Gourd, Ph.D.

And Tahmmy checks into the adjoining room under the name “Would Love To”.

Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 10/02/2018 08:24 AM
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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License plate on Jorch’s Lincoln Navigator says: 2B1ASK1, but instead of a Masonic G next to it, there’s the (800) number for Cuckolds of America.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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Tahmmy answers the phones naked, sitting in a leather desk chair. Then he goes to his Coast to Coast AM job.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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At Jorch’s dojo, he’s known as Noodle Brain by his fellow practitioners of the eastern art. The instructor — a 76-year Old Japanese man who speaks broken English — calls him “Catuhpirrar Rip”.

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Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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Jorch is refereeing a nude mud wrestling match between Sai Baba and Ram Dass down at the local ashram (assram).
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Jorch is ever hopeful he will get punched around the ring....
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Jorch is not only the king of the spoken mixed metaphor, but the visual one, too. He’s down at the docks of San Pedro dressed in a miniskirt, black & white striped tight shirt, a high heel on one foot, a peg leg on the other, an eye patch over one eye, mascara & eye shadow & eye liner on the other, a long blond wig, and a parrot on his shoulder, muttering, “Arrrrgh!...Come up and see me sometime, sailor.”

The parrot is screeching, “Squawk! Pieces of ass! Pieces of ass! Squawk!”
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^brilliant. Love this one^

Jorch "Captain Jack Swallow" Noory….
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At Jorch’s dojo, he’s known as Noodle Brain by his fellow practitioners of the eastern art. The instructor — a 76-year Old Japanese man who speaks broken English — calls him “Catuhpirrar Rip”.
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Jorch lures young male interns into his dojo promising to show them the secrets of the ancient martial -- never marital -- art of PHUK YOO....
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Jorch is refereeing a nude mud wrestling match between Sai Baba and Ram Dass down at the local ashram (assram).
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Jorch is ever hopeful he will get punched around the ring....
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HahahaahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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Jorch is not only the king of the spoken mixed metaphor, but the visual one, too. He’s down at the docks of San Pedro dressed in a miniskirt, black & white striped tight shirt, a high heel on one foot, a peg leg on the other, an eye patch over one eye, mascara & eye shadow & eye liner on the other, a long blond wig, and a parrot on his shoulder, muttering, “Arrrrgh!...Come up and see me sometime, sailor.”

The parrot is screeching, “Squawk! Pieces of ass! Pieces of ass! Squawk!”
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^brilliant. Love this one^

Jorch "Captain Jack Swallow" Noory….
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LOLOLOLOL!

Jorch = Captain Jack N. Swallow

His parrot = Captain Spit
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At Jorch’s dojo, he’s known as Noodle Brain by his fellow practitioners of the eastern art. The instructor — a 76-year Old Japanese man who speaks broken English — calls him “Catuhpirrar Rip”.
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Jorch lures young male interns into his dojo promising to show them the secrets of the ancient martial -- never marital -- art of PHUK YOO....
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lol
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On the back of Jorch “Power Bottom” Norri’s Lincoln Navigator is a sign that says, “How’s My Catching?” and gives his phone number.
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George just entered Sai Baba’s toga and shoved a stick of nag champa up his kiester.

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Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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Tahmmy answers the phones naked, sitting in a leather desk chair. Then he goes to his Coast to Coast AM job.
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^ewwwww^

Because Tahhmmeeee is a behemoth, the leather chair is made from the hide of an entire African rhino.

Jorch kept the horn....
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Tahmmy answers the phones naked, sitting in a leather desk chair. Then he goes to his Coast to Coast AM job.
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^ewwwww^

Because Tahhmmeeee is a behemoth, the leather chair is made from the hide of an entire African rhino.

Jorch kept the horn....
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epiclol
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George just entered Sai Baba’s toga and shoved a stick of nag champa up his kiester.
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^bwahahahaha^

By a curious coincidence, the shifty perfumed mincer who looks after Jorch's "hair hat" is named Sligh Barber....
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On the back of Jorch “Power Bottom” Norri’s Lincoln Navigator is a sign that says, “How’s My Catching?” and gives his phone number.
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^ absolute classic ^
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Jorch’s pubes look like he has Sai Baba in a leglock.

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Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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George just entered Sai Baba’s toga and shoved a stick of nag champa up his kiester.
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^bwahahahaha^

By a curious coincidence, the shifty perfumed mincer who looks after Jorch's "hair hat" is named Sligh Barber....
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lolsign
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