Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 1,589 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 1,408,017
Pageviews Today: 2,052,317Threads Today: 409Posts Today: 7,779
10:27 PM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

George Noory

 
4th Mesa
Grow A Brian, Moran

User ID: 76877948
Australia
10/05/2018 04:20 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: George Noory
(Cue David Alan Grier’s vomit sound effect)
 Quoting: Drei Hump Nachers


^ This ^ sound effect is actually one of Jorch's sign-offs, played in reverse....
4th Mesa ~
"It's not rocket surgery, you know"
Drei Hump Nachers

User ID: 74928529
United States
10/05/2018 04:59 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: George Noory
Devotees of the cosplay lifestyle, Jorch dons a Jeff Rense "curly conspiracy" wig while Big Tahhmm, lederhosen at half mast, mounts him from behind, bellowing (a la David Duke); "Jawohl mein führer."
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


epiclol
Drei Hump Nachers

User ID: 74928529
United States
10/05/2018 05:00 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: George Noory
Robert planted his big log in Jimmy Page. Blasphemy! Lol
 Quoting: Drei Hump Nachers


Jimmy's so sleazily LED....
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


LOL
Drei Hump Nachers

User ID: 74928529
United States
10/05/2018 05:00 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: George Noory
Jorch's former wife has released an explosive tell-all memoir of their years together; the roller coaster rise to fame, the dizzying highs, the passion, the sexual chemistry, the rigorous intellectual banter etc etc.

Here is an excerpt:

"meh"


blahblah5
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


Jorch's lover Tahmmy has released an explosive tell-all memoir of their years together; the roller coaster rise to fame, the dizzying highs, the passion, the sexual chemistry, the rigorous intellectual banter etc etc.

The title — “Brokeback Broadcast Studio: My Years as Right-Hand Man to the Big Lebanese Log”
 Quoting: Drei Hump Nachers


^It was top of the New York Times Best Fellas List for months....^
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


lol
Drei Hump Nachers

User ID: 74928529
United States
10/05/2018 05:01 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: George Noory
Jorch is Christine Blasey Ford's hair stylist....

wtf 10
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


Hahahahahahaha
Drei Hump Nachers

User ID: 74928529
United States
10/05/2018 05:01 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: George Noory
Jeff Rense = married anyone he pleased. (7 wives at last count)

Jorch Noory = never pleased anyone
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


lolsign
Drei Hump Nachers

User ID: 74928529
United States
10/05/2018 05:02 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: George Noory
Devotees of the cosplay lifestyle, Jorch dons a Jeff Rense "curly conspiracy" wig while Big Tahhmm, lederhosen at half mast, mounts him from behind, bellowing (a la David Duke); "Jawohl mein führer."
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA GELD ! I MEAN GOLD!
 Quoting: Naaktgeboren


Lol
Drei Hump Nachers

User ID: 74928529
United States
10/05/2018 05:07 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: George Noory
Although never seeing any combat, Jorch served honorably in the military. Even today, he’s got a loyal following of crusty, crunchy tubesocks, stiff and hardened from years of “service” lined up along his wall, awaiting their next “mission”. (Squirt! Squirt!)

Last Edited by Drei Hump Nachers on 10/05/2018 06:05 AM
Drei Hump Nachers

User ID: 74928529
United States
10/05/2018 05:13 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: George Noory
After taping four episodes in one day of Beyond the Queef for GayMan Tv, an exhausted Producer Tom suggests to Jorch, “What’dya say we call it a day and surrender to the arms of Morpheus?”

A perplexed Jorch pauses in thought before responding, “Are you sure Laurence Fishburne is into 3sums?”

Last Edited by Drei Hump Nachers on 10/05/2018 08:45 AM
Drei Hump Nachers

User ID: 74928529
United States
10/05/2018 05:19 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: George Noory
While shopping at his local supermarket, Jorch is approached by an exuberant black fan in the produce section. “Yo, dawg, what up?! You blowin’ up, G, know what I’m sayin’?!”

Jorch, terrified for his life, dives under the table of Fuji apples (5 for $1) and whimpers, “Please don’t hurt me. I’ll give you anything.”

Last Edited by Drei Hump Nachers on 10/05/2018 08:31 AM
Drei Hump Nachers

User ID: 74928529
United States
10/05/2018 05:22 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: George Noory
An ardent practitioner of the philosophy of Ram Dass, Jorch lives by the credo: The Dong of a New Day is Upon Us.

Last Edited by Drei Hump Nachers on 10/05/2018 05:23 AM
Drei Hump Nachers

User ID: 74928529
United States
10/05/2018 05:31 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: George Noory
The Seven Wonders of the World according to Jorch...

Peanut butter & jelly sandwiches.
Cup o’ Noodles.
Branson, Missouri.
Lawn gnomes.
The St. Louis Arch. (Not to be confused with the Detroit Plank).
A solid stool.
An Asian shemale on Santa Monica Blvd named Shishi.

Last Edited by Drei Hump Nachers on 10/05/2018 06:25 AM
Drei Hump Nachers

User ID: 74928529
United States
10/05/2018 05:40 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: George Noory
Ever the humanitarian, Jorch volunteers to go to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. Once there, he charters a helicopter, flies in real low over several square miles of utter devastation where a group of about 100 survivors have managed to gain temporary respite from the still-raging flood waters atop the roof of a building. He tells the pilot to lower the helicopter to tree-top level, he opens the side door of the chopper decked out in a military helmet with tinted visor and rescue/safety gear, leans way out on one of the skids, and through a megaphone aimed directly down at the stranded, desperate tsunami survivors, shouts, “Guess what? I just saved a ton of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!” Then he instructs the pilot to fly back to the airport and he returns to the U.S.

Last Edited by Drei Hump Nachers on 10/05/2018 05:47 AM
Drei Hump Nachers

User ID: 74928529
United States
10/05/2018 05:49 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: George Noory
He flies back to the stranded survivors and yells out, “I also slept at a Red Roof Inn last night!” Then he flies off again.
Drei Hump Nachers

User ID: 74928529
United States
10/05/2018 05:53 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: George Noory
The annual Albuquerque Hot Air Balloon Festival is powered by Jorch.
Drei Hump Nachers

User ID: 74928529
United States
10/05/2018 05:58 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: George Noory
Jorch arrives a few minutes late to the game. He makes his way down to his seat right on the floor at mid-court at the Staples Center in Los Angeles. It’s Lebron James’ debut as a Laker. The place is packed. Media from around the world are there. The price of the seats — especially Jorch’s — is astronomical. After squeezing mustard and ketchup on to his $20 microwave hot dog and taking his first sip of $20/cup beer, Jorch turns to the person in the seat next to him and says, “So...what inning are we in here?”
Drei Hump Nachers

User ID: 74928529
United States
10/05/2018 06:03 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: George Noory
As Jorch drives on the off-ramp of the 405 freeway in Los Angeles, he approaches a homeless woman selling flowers along the side. He moves his car over toward her side of the offramp, slows down a bit, and as she perks up, smiles, and holds out her hand to receive money for her small bouquet of flowers, Jorch high-fives her and speeds off with a big smile on his face, sincerely thinking he just made that woman’s day.
Drei Hump Nachers

User ID: 74928529
United States
10/05/2018 06:11 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: George Noory
Jorch thinks he’ll be cute with Siri...

“Siri, who am I?”

(Robotic female voice) “You are George Noory. You ruined Coast to Coast AM.”

...Long pause...

(Dejected) “Thank you, Siri.”

Jorch immediately switches to an Android phone.

Last Edited by Drei Hump Nachers on 10/05/2018 06:34 AM
Drei Hump Nachers

User ID: 74928529
United States
10/05/2018 06:16 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: George Noory
Jorch complains to the FDA about BPAs in his BLT, and is told the BPAs were 86’d in ‘95, so he can go 69 himself.

Last Edited by Drei Hump Nachers on 10/05/2018 06:17 AM
Drei Hump Nachers

User ID: 74928529
United States
10/05/2018 06:18 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: George Noory
Thomas in La Jolla = Tahmmy calling in with pantyhose over the microphone.
Drei Hump Nachers

User ID: 74928529
United States
10/05/2018 06:27 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: George Noory
Jorch’s ancestor advised Churchill at Gallipoli.
Drei Hump Nachers

User ID: 74928529
United States
10/05/2018 06:29 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: George Noory
After much rigorous DNA haplogroup testing, scientists have determined that Jorch is distantly related to Shaka Zulu and to a bag of rice on the docks at the port in Guangdong Province, China.

Last Edited by Drei Hump Nachers on 10/05/2018 08:02 AM
Drei Hump Nachers

User ID: 74928529
United States
10/05/2018 06:33 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: George Noory
During Lent, Jorch hangs upside down like a possum from an all-nite truck stop diner sign, basking in the neon glow.
Drei Hump Nachers

User ID: 74928529
United States
10/05/2018 06:40 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: George Noory
Trying to piggyback off the previous success of their hit show “E.R.”, NBC plans to cast Jorch in the lead role of a new show called “E.D.”, along with his ex-wife and a litany of other lovers he disappointed. Tahmmy makes a cameo in episode 4.
Drei Hump Nachers

User ID: 74928529
United States
10/05/2018 06:43 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: George Noory
When he travels, Jorch always takes a limo to the airport. In lieu of a tip, he blows the shofar.
Drei Hump Nachers

User ID: 74928529
United States
10/05/2018 06:47 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: George Noory
Jorch is waiting for his car to be repaired. He strikes up a conversation with one of the mechanics about their cars. The mechanic asks Jorch, “How much does your tranny get?” A bit taken aback at his forwardness, but at the same time an honest man, Jorch replies, “Usually $300 an hour.”
Drei Hump Nachers

User ID: 74928529
United States
10/05/2018 06:52 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: George Noory
Every Feb 2, Jorch tells his friends, “Welp, I’m off to Gobble Knob.”

His friend tells him, “Dress warmly, Pennsylvania is cold this time of year.”

Confused, Jorch replies, “Who’s going to Pennsylvania?”
Drei Hump Nachers

User ID: 74928529
United States
10/05/2018 07:08 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: George Noory
JORCH: “You know, originally my parents wanted me to be a mohel.”

GUEST: “What happened?”

JORCH: “The tips weren’t big enough.”
Drei Hump Nachers

User ID: 74928529
United States
10/05/2018 07:22 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: George Noory
Jorch starred in OFF-Off-Broadway (as a matter of fact they were in back alleys in Harlem) plays...

*Who’s Afraid of a Wolf’s Vagina?
*Boys Town (actual title)
*Richard III (Dick 3”)
*A Streetcar Named Tommy
*Girth of a Salesman
*Doctor Fistus
*The Iceman Cometh (actual title)

He also dabbled in a few musicals...

*Guys and Balls
*Oklahomo
*Rent (actual title)
*West Side Gloryhole
*Fiddled on the Roof
*My Fair Ladyboy
*The King and I (Under the Bleachers)
*Sunday in the Park With George (actual title)
*A Runny Thing Happened on the Way to the Shitter
*How to Suck Seed in Business Without Even Trying
*42nd Street (actual title)
*Man of La Muncha.
*You’re a Good Man Charlie Browneye
*A Man of No Importance (actual title)
*Damn Yankees (not to be confused with Damn Yankers)
*The Music Man (Jorch had a skin flute solo).

Last Edited by Drei Hump Nachers on 10/05/2018 07:59 AM
Drei Hump Nachers

User ID: 74928529
United States
10/05/2018 08:10 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: George Noory
Heard about the new Chicks With Dicks website?

It’s a collection of photos of various female Coast to Coast fans having their picture taken with Jorch and Tahmmy.