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George is getting nervous. Linda and her interviewee are talking about missing penises, scrotums, rectums, and vaginas in cattle mutilations. You can practically hear George shifting uncomfortably in his seat.
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Jorch was beating off while humming "these are a few of my favourite things" from The Sound of Mucuous.

butt
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


rofl5

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07/07/2017 03:19 AM
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$$$$$$$$$Noory has turned the once great Coast to Coast A.M. into the Mall Kiosk of late night.
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Who is more stupid? Snoory or his fans?
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07/07/2017 03:24 AM
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Remember turd burger's first "book"?
He bragged about bringing a girl back to his room, and he had a dissection set on the bed.
He laughed that it scared her.
Noori is a Muslim freak
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No i need to read it

I have read the Art of Talk

it is a good read
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Art's original title was "I Fart on Cocks", but the editors at Double Day made him change it.
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07/07/2017 03:40 AM
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Why can't Noory just talk about werewolves every full moon? That would be great!
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07/07/2017 03:50 AM
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I just tuned in

And George was hawking some home improvement company Tommy uses
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07/07/2017 05:02 AM
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I just tuned in

And George was hawking some home improvement company Tommy uses
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Lol I heard that.
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07/07/2017 05:08 AM
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George keeps having on "sponsors of the show" ... what's the kickback ? And he said he's been asking that Wallach guy what's the ingredient that cures these diseases and said he won't ever tell him... duh because if he actually told what the ingredients are and what they do, then people would realize they could spend about a quarter of the price on supplements rather than his expensive "formulas". Duh George, duh...
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News flash ! I looked at George's guest list and at least for the next seven days no infomercial shows ! Of course that includes weekend guest hosts... Still maybe he's reading our posts.
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News flash ! I looked at George's guest list and at least for the next seven days no infomercial shows ! Of course that includes weekend guest hosts... Still maybe he's reading our posts.
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07/07/2017 10:31 PM
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Why this idiot still has a job in radio is beyond me.

And how the great Art Bell turned over his show to the Lebanese imbecile is one of the universe's great mysteries that will never be understood.
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........death threats n kept
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07/07/2017 11:20 PM
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Noory tries to run it like a Navy Ship.

Bell would go over, embrace odd and unique x create fun call in lines.. He'd put up with a bad voice or connection.

Snoory is literally snoory because it's just so PG and as others have said... You can feel him squirm and just "Hey it's Tim from Utah.." Yes we don't do that anymore. "Ummm. Yeah. I ummm. Have information.... About." Hang up. Sorry caller.

It's like he literally wants to create a Lullyby type ebb and flow so people fall asleep to it so the PPMs register really high for TSL... My guess.

A He literally just ... Reminds me of the type of guy who gets really excited when canned corn is buy one get one... Sigh.

May the torch be passed on to someone with the extroverted personality we crave from.a host.
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07/07/2017 11:23 PM
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Hmm..I have seen his style..He was an officer only known but rarely seen.
Perfect officer material in my book.
So Chief was in charge ...always.
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07/08/2017 12:23 AM
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Hmm..I have seen his style..He was an officer only known but rarely seen.
Perfect officer material in my book.
So Chief was in charge ...always.
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George's Navy handle was "Rough & Raw".
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Art demands his male lover eat more ruffage.
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Let's just admit it, iHeartMedia is imploding and Coast is going down with that decript old ship
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Noory just gave out the open lines phone numbers and said, "Let your fingers do the rocking." WTF?! The master of the mixed metaphor strikes again.
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07/08/2017 03:11 AM
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Let's just admit it, iHeartMedia is imploding and Coast is going down with that decript old ship
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George invested in a new startup out of Fire Island, NY called iHeartMen.
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07/08/2017 03:58 AM
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Tommy just read a tweet from someone who asked if George had ever cried from a movie.

George gave some dumb, general statement that really didn't answer the question.

Tommy then reminded George about a movie with a dog who met his owner at the train station every day when the guy would come home from work. When the guy died, the dog went to the train station, didn't see his owner, and wouldn't leave the train station. The dog stayed there for days.

As Tommy was reminding George about this movie, George abruptly interrupted Tommy and changed the subject pretty drastically. Tommy was cut off, the subject was changed, and George went back to taking calls.

Whoaaaaaa!! At his age, George is still embarrassed to admit he was touched by a dog/owner story?

It was very awkward when George cut Tommy off. It reminded me of when someone who is VERY sensitive about his/her age, is asked how old he/she is and, instead, changes the subject abruptly. Very peculiar, George.
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A caller just said, "That Thomas from La Jolla is one knowledgable guy. I'm getting worried... Haven't heard him for a while."

George predictably chimed in (with faux emotion): "Yeah, I hope he's okay."

(Then silence)

Then the guest says, "So...." and gets on to his topic.
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07/08/2017 04:14 AM
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Coast to Coast has morphed from a paranormal/ conspiracy radio show to overnight comedy.
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George was the guy who -- when Jesus was hanging on the cross on Golgotha, in excruciating pain, dripping blood, about to asphyxiate under his own weight in front of the gathered masses -- said to the guy standing next to him, "It's like a sauna out here. Hot enough for ya?"
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As the Titanic lurches after hitting a massive iceberg and passengers and crew alike scurry around the ship in mass panic, and as the emergency horns blare through the ship as the near-freezing ocean water begins to rush in and the ship starts to list, George, listening to a violinist in the ship's piano bar, leans over to no one in particular and says, "What do you think a Stradivarius like that would run ya?"
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Sitting in the co-pilot's seat of the Enola Gay as it approaches the drop zone over Hiroshima, the nerves and anxiety of the crew are at their height due to no one's certainty about what this new weapon of mass destruction will do and, if successful, the horrible carnage it will reap upon the innocents below, a young George Noory turns to the navigator and says, "You didn't happen to find an extra sock in your wash, did ya? For the life of me, I can't find that thing."
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Halfway through the second act of the much-anticipated play at Ford's Theater, with the man responsible for preserving the young Union in the balcony with his wife, a shot rings out. As the entire crowd and the actors on stage look up to see a man jumping off the balcony in front of a slumped-over President Lincoln, one man's attention in the audience remains transfixed to the stage awaiting the next scene. "Hey...HEY! Don't stop! What happens next? I paid good money!"
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As a bedraggled General George Washington and his ragged band of men silently crossed the Delaware River in the middle of a bitter cold, snowy December night in an attempt to outflank the unsuspecting British soldiers at rest on the other side of the river, a young recruit with eyes of coal (although one wandered) and a shoe-polish-hued, push-broom mustache (yes George!) cried out for all the world to hear, "Hey guys, I can't feel my toes!"
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As the group of wizened, battle-scarred, wise, desensitized generals leaned over a large map of eastern Europe and western Russia with several empty bottles of brandy on the table and the smell of many cigarettes having been smoked belying the wee hours of the morning, a smallish man with black, somewhat greasy hair parted on the side matched with an oddly-shaped square mustache and a sharp nose that could cut glass, spoke, "Operation Barbarossa shall wait until the spring. We can't risk getting bogged down in the Russian winter." When suddenly, a wet-behind-the-ears conscript looking more like a cartoon character than a member of the Wermacht, with a wandering eye and a mustache that didn't match his face, took the dangerous liberty of stepping forward and nonchalantly blurting out, "No, no. You've got to attack NOW! I've been to Russia. The winters come LATE there. You'll be fine. Don't worry about it. We'll have Moscow by January. Believe me."
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As the two mentally unstable teens ran down the hallway of the high school with their AR-15s shooting anyone and everyone they saw, the sound of classroom doors slamming shut and locking was drowned out only by the sounds of the screams of sheer terror of the students who must've felt they were living a nightmare. Yes, Dylan and Eric had gone off the deep end and were intent on forcing innocents to compensate for their own insecurities and victimhoods. The halls had never been so empty....except for ONE student. Backpack slung over his shoulder, pocket protector in place, playing with a yo-yo, a young George Noory approaches the two underaged, armed maniacs as he walks down the hallway and inquires of them, "Hey guys, is that chemistry test tomorrow or Friday?"
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George was the guy who told the NASA engineers in 1986, "Nah, it's fine. All O-rings do that. Don't worry about it."
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George was the guy who told the NASA engineers in 1986, "Nah, it's fine. All O-rings do that. Don't worry about it."
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As the heart-wrenchingly tragic end of the space shuttle Challenger was seen by all on the ground below along the Space Coast of Florida, a seemingly unperturbed George -- looking up from the observation deck at Cape Canaveral -- remarked, "Looks like we might be getting some rain later today..."
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George was the guy who told the NASA engineers in 1986, "Nah, it's fine. All O-rings do that. Don't worry about it."
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Jorch was the guy in Jonestown who passed the cup enthusiastically to the next guy and said; "hey, this Kool Aid's not bad. Not bad at all."


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