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A caller just said, “I heard on the news that they found a B-52 from WWII in Oregon.”

Art said, “I might be all wet, but I don’t think there were B-52s in WWII.”

The caller said, “Well, maybe it was a B-51... I don’t know much about planes.”

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
 Quoting: Drei Hump Nachers


^classic^
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Art just told a caller, “Why remove the mystery?” when the caller asked him when he was flying to Europe on vacation and Art declined to reveal the dates.

Then Art said under his breath, “That’s what my mom used to tell my sister about miniskirts.”

Hahahahahaahha
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^coincidentally, also what his Johns often say to Jorch when he's working Sunset^
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Tonight’s episode of “Somewhere in Time with Art Bell” (on right now) is from July 23, 1996. Art’s talking about TWA800. Wow, that was a loooong time ago. He’s talking about how both FBI chief in New York James Kallstrom and White House Chief Of Staff Leon Panetta are quoted as saying there was evidence (residue) that indicates an explosive device (bomb or missile). Then other reports say no. Art’s going off on the conflicting stories: “What the HELL’S going on here?!”

Art also mentioned how there were over 100 eyewitnesses that saw a bright streak of light rising up to “meet” TWA800.

I recall that an El Al 747 (as TWA800 was) was due to take off from JFK when TWA800 did, but it was delayed for some reason and TWA800 took its slot.

President Kennedy’s press secretary Pierre Salinger said it was a missile.

A great book about the events surrounding TWA800 (fiction based on fact) is “Night Fall” by Nelson DeMille. Very good read. READ IT!! (directed to Naaktgeboren lol).

I remember people were starting to talk about a Northeast flight corridor “Bermuda Triangle” because over the course of three years, three wide-body, trans-Atlantic, commercial aircraft fell from the sky — TWA800 (1996), SwissAir111 (1998), and EgyptAir990 (1999).

Also, one of the private researchers who wrote a couple books on the TWA800 event — James Sanders and his former-TWA flight attendant instructor wife — allegedly conspired to take evidence from the TWA800 reconstruction site — as I recall it was a piece of seat fabric that had explosion residue on it.
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^cool info. thanks for the heads up on the book too^
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10/14/2018 01:11 AM
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Art just told a caller, “Why remove the mystery?” when the caller asked him when he was flying to Europe on vacation and Art declined to reveal the dates.

Then Art said under his breath, “That’s what my mom used to tell my sister about miniskirts.”

Hahahahahaahha
 Quoting: Drei Hump Nachers


^coincidentally, also what his Johns often say to Jorch when he's working Sunset^
 Quoting: 4th Mesa


Hahahahahahahahah!!!
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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10/14/2018 01:15 AM
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“What have Art’s, What have Art’s, What have Art’s listeners done to deserve George?!...”


Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

“No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.”
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10/14/2018 01:38 AM
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“Join George Noory and Producer Thumb at their next live event..”
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10/14/2018 02:00 AM
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From 2:09 to 2:50 that’s Jorch in a Rick James wig auditioning for the Coast to Coast host gig in 2003...



Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 10/14/2018 02:02 AM
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10/14/2018 02:13 AM
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Jorch can be seen on particularly foggy nights in Edinburgh, Scotland marching naked down the Royal Mile playing the bagpipes, which turns out to be Tahmmy’s humongously stretched out bladder after a night of heavy pub drinking.

When Jorch reaches Holyrood House, he puts down the bagpipes, picks up a knife & fork, and ravenously tucks into Tahmmy’s bladder, telling passing tourists that he’s merely indulging in Scotland’s national dish — haggis.

Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 10/14/2018 03:57 AM
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

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Jorch nearly starved to death on vacation in Jamaica. Every time he tried to order the jerk chicken, he’d giggle like a school girl. After giving up trying to say it, he’d instead attempt to order the pulled pork...with the same results.

Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 10/14/2018 02:16 AM
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

“No puppet. No puppet. YOU’RE the puppet.”
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10/14/2018 02:26 AM
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“What have Art’s, What have Art’s, What have Art’s listeners done to deserve George?!...”


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P.S. At 1:37 Rod Stewart makes a cameo...in drag.
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

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10/14/2018 02:37 AM
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Go Ducks!
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Oregon? Versus Washington?
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Art could be wrong, Art could be right...

Art’s flabby asscheeks are ghastly white...

Art could be wrong, Art could be right...

Art could be black, Art could be white...


Ramona: “Uh...no he couldn’t.”

Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 10/14/2018 02:48 AM
Apollo astronauts could not have passed through Van Allen’s Belt; Van Allen wore suspenders.

Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

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10/14/2018 02:49 AM
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Jorch checks into hotels under the alias Rusty Springwood.

I hope Tahmmy has had his tetanus shot.

Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 10/14/2018 12:12 PM
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Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

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GUEST: “The UFO was SO close...”

JORCH (interrupting): “Could you see the windows?”



Yes, Jorch. First class AND coach.
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10/14/2018 04:18 AM
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Bigfoot anal hair left on someone’s front door screen? Ok, time to turn it off. Can’t take it anymore.

Calgon, take Jor...oh, forget it!
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10/14/2018 05:36 AM
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Art’s a soy boy. Matter of fact, in high school they called him Kikkoman.

Kikkoman...

Thank you, I’ll be here all week. Try the clams.

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Heh...”dry run”? Can we think of any other possibilities for the purpose of this event? Bueller?...Bueller?...

Hint: James Woods played the role of Bob Gimlin (Patterson Film) in this event; the unwitting witness in an act staged by others for his desired reaction.



Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 10/14/2018 12:10 PM
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Jorch checks into the Denver Hilton under the name Yeezy.
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Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

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Jorch is a card-carrying member of the Kick-up-poo tribe.

After he defecates outdoors behind a bush, he kicks up grass and dirt and twigs on to his freshly deposited scat like a dog, while wearing war paint and a feather in his hair.
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JORCH: “I’ll be taking next week off for my vacation. I’m going where I go every year — the Isle of Man.”

CALLER: “Oh wow, have fun, George. Be sure to pack an umbrella. The weather in the British Isles can be unpredictable.”

JORCH: “Who said anything about the British Isles??”



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Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 10/14/2018 12:05 PM
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10/14/2018 11:58 AM
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JON GRUDEN: "Will we have time to see the Vatican while we're in London?"

DEUCE GRUDEN (upon entering the British Museum): “Where’s the can? I gotta take an anabolic dump.”

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Jon Gruden and his brother Jay are like George W. Bush and Jeb(!). Same dynamic. Even look like them.

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10/14/2018 12:51 PM
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When Jon Gruden’s wife gave birth, she dropped a Deuce.

Yuck! Gross!

Aww c’mon, he wasn’t that ugly!

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Joanie Loves Tchotchke.

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10/14/2018 07:43 PM
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When Jon Gruden’s wife gave birth, she dropped a Deuce.

Yuck! Gross!

Aww c’mon, he wasn’t that ugly!
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I think Dewce is even shorter then his father! How does that happen? In fact how does a German only grow to 5'7''?

Juice Gruden!
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Art I know a little German!

( midget walks in wearing lederhosen )
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Art’s a soy boy. Matter of fact, in high school they called him Kikkoman.

Kikkoman...

Thank you, I’ll be here all week. Try the clams.
 Quoting: Drei Hump Nachers


rofl
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When Jon Gruden’s wife gave birth, she dropped a Deuce.

Yuck! Gross!

Aww c’mon, he wasn’t that ugly!
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I think Dewce is even shorter then his father! How does that happen? In fact how does a German only grow to 5'7''?

Juice Gruden!
 Quoting: Inktvisser


LOL!!!!
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Art I know a little German!

( midget walks in wearing lederhosen )
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Hahahahhaahahahahha!!!!
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Beatoff My’Dork

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Tonight’s topic: Who or what is the Great Pyramid?

(Recommended for ages 2 and up. Up to 7, that is).

Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 10/14/2018 11:03 PM
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