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CALLER: “Jorch, you’re such a phony. I can’t believe you peddle the BS that you do. How do you sleep at night?!”

JORCH: “Usually on all fours with my ass in the air.”

Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 10/16/2018 02:22 AM

Oh man!

Jorch likes to put his “knowledge” on display for company. His living room has a floor-to-ceiling bookshelf filled with books... all scratch ‘n sniff. And a hardback, signed by the author, first edition of Tom of Finland that he leaves out on the coffee table for general perusal.

Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 10/16/2018 02:42 AM

Jorch is waiting for the orally-emphasized sequel — Tom of Lapland.

Last Edited by What is Aleppo on 10/16/2018 02:46 AM

very interesting call from Havaii eh!

I turned it off. Couldn’t take it.

I’m writing the Foreword to the new edition of The Art of Talk.

Jorsh was 16 when the Monkeys started playing!

Fucking great insight!

And 16 is when Jorch started playing with his monkey.

Last caller talked about working with Uri on the Oswald case. Uri got kind of scared and said it was classified . Caller cut him off and said he had all kinds of security clearances and can talk about what he wanted. Uri still stalled and said for the caller to email him. and he was not going to discuss such matters. Caller said Uri and him worked on confirming Oswald being alive when he left the DPD station????? Very strange call.

Hmmm....

You know it’s funny, if you watch carefully the video of Oswald “being shot” by Ruby in the basement of the Dallas police headquarters, there are a few oddities...

1) No blood. Even witnesses there said they saw no blood. From an alleged abdominal bullet wound?!?!??!! Strange.

2) Oswald’s reaction looks contrived. Like he went to the William Shatner school of over-acting. It looks more like what you’d IMAGINE it looks like when you get shot, rather than what you ACTUALLY look like when you get shot.

3) There is only one dude NOT wearing a dark suit. It’s the famous guy wearing the white suit and white cowboy hat. His reactions to the gunshot don’t look right. He is seeing what’s happening, but he doesn’t act right away. He pauses; delays. He lets Oswald react for the cameras before he goes after Ruby. I also think the guy wore the WHITE suit and WHITE hat so Ruby would know exactly where Oswald was (whether Ruby actually shot Oswald or not; either way, Ruby had to know where LHO was in order to go through the motions for the cameras). White suit guy was a signal marker.

4) The infamous car horn — twice. This is quite obvious. It’s to signal Ruby about his approaching “target” Oswald. The first time the horn sounds, it signals that Oswald is coming out of the corridor. The next time it sounds, it signals that Oswald is in position and it’s go-time for Ruby.


I don’t think Oswald was shot. He played his role perfectly — he historically took the blame for the assassination of President Kennedy and then he himself — allegedly — was “murdered” two days later. Nice and tidy. He lived out his life (maybe in Russia or an eastern bloc country or even in the U.S. after some minor physical alterations) off a ton of money given to him by the cabal. How’s THAT for a conspiracy theory? :)

Maybe finding out about this is what got Dorothy Kilgallen murdered. Remember, she said she had some extremely revelatory information that she was about to reveal.

Also, after Oswald is “shot”, notice how all the guys around Oswald and Ruby react. Rather than immediately pouncing on the perpetrator no matter from what angle, they seem to position themselves in an arc around both Oswald and Ruby so all their backs are to the cameras. It’s like they’re “boxing out” (in basketball parlance) the press so the press can’t see Oswald and Ruby. The object seems to be to obstruct the view of the cameras.




I wish I’d heard that call to Urine.

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OH I wouldn't doubt it for a second if all of it was staged. Are you kidding me? We have AstroNOTS doing somersaults on circus wires.In one video I saw one guy accidentally left his microphone keyed and you could hear the wire snap as it rotatied. I guess it got hung up as he spun. controlled demolitions. ect . Not for one moment would I doubt it is all kabuki theater.

Watch this short video . Peake is holding a microphone that has a active switch on it . I'm not sure if it is two position or one. but he keeps his microphone on during the while video. as his body goes full vertical you can see a slight hesitation in his movement as the mechanism binds for a moment. His forward momentum frees the mechanism and you hear a small "smap" as it frees and his movement returns to normal. Like I said Kabuki Theater

Jorch was initially digitally "mastered" by his proctologist.

But he longs to be digitally "re-mastered" by Tahhmmeeee….

^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^

You're A Fella has been "re-inventing" his schtick for decades in a desperate bid to stay relevant/solvent.


In another "lifetime" I was a journalist.
When I interviewed him he was coming out of his spoon-bending era and trying to establish cred as a "mysterious finder of valuable minerals", all the while alluding to Top Secret work he'd done for various three-letter US agencies and the Israelis.
He actually, literally, told me he'd "mentally" influenced top level multi-government meetings and such.

Then he started devising games, writing self-help books, hanging out with Michael Jackson, doing British chat shows (he lived in Sonning-on-Thames at the time I knew him, right next door to Jimmy Page) and talking up a variety of stunts (like stopping Big Ben) that, to the best of my knowledge never eventuated, before moving back to Israel.

I met him three times at his house and once somewhere else (I can't recall) and he always struck me as -- curiously -- needy; ie seeking approval.

^ I don't refer to this part of my life here, or elsewhere, very often. In fact, I avoid talking about it at all. Not trying to big note. Just thought it was relevant. ^

while Big Tahhmm "The Mechanic" Dudehammer gaps my plugs....

(NanaMousk)URI seems to believe if he drops enough (not so subtle nod-nod, wink-wink, I'm in the secret squirrel club) hints, people will ASSUME he's a spook.

Or trusted by spooks.

Or a confidante of spooks.

Or somehow more than a pretty good entertainer, which -- in my opinion -- is what he is...

He (Carson) also knew that Uri's manager, brother-in-law and performance confederate Shipi Shtrang had a curious habit of "supervising" the various props Uri used, even ones that were allegedly provided by audience members.

In the case of the Carson show, the producers provided their own spoons etc for Uri to bend. None of Uri's people were allowed near them beforehand....

…. and the rest is history.

Meanwhile, in a dockside opium den, after the show, an even more droopy-eyed than usual Jorch thrums:

"I don't know about bending my spoons, Uri. But how'd you like to polish my flatware?"

Very cool that you met him.How did he afford a house next to Jimmy " do what thou wilst" Page? he claims he never got paid for his...ahem....spookwork. Anyway I trust your evaluation of him wholly. He sure ran into trouble on The Tonight Show that's for sure. I still find it compelling his claims the See Aye A and Moooosadd pulled him out of the homeland to do spookystuffz it would explain a lot to me on a personal level. Things I have wondered greatly about. But have not been entirely convinced of .

if I lived next to Jimmy I would keep a little holy water on hand LOL!

^ classic ^

I hadn't thought of that. Funny as....

On the other hand, I guess Jimmy's house also had a stairway to heaven....

Just regarding Uri's finances. I doubt that he's in the same wealth bracket as JP. But Uri had a very successful career. As I mentioned, he managed to keep "re-inventing" himself for different audiences. I imagine he socked a fair bit away, I know he invested heavily. I believe his wealth is still estimated at more than $20m. Not mega-mega-rich. But still a chunk of change....

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