George Noory

Jorch just entered a Las Vegas tranny named DIXIE WRECKED....

For Halloween, Jorch hands out circular yellow stickers with a six-sided star drawn on it to all the kids.

The next morning, Jorch gets a knock at his door from the FBI and the Anti-Defamation League.

LOL!

Jorch hangs out at the docks at night dressed as Pippy Longstocking, singing “Blow the Man Down” with an inflatable parrot on his shoulder.

Jorch wants to establish special areas to help kids with their attentiveness.

He calls them "Concentration Camps"....

^genius^

Jorch jumps up at the Sean David Morton trial and shouts, “Free Barabbas!!”

Jorch has been known to play the organ a time or two.

He’s also musically inclined.

Art bin Salmon. Yes, SALMON!!!

Art swims upstream to mate.

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BEATOFF M’DORK!!

^bwahahahaha^

On the nights he's not further tarnishing the reputation of C2C, Jorch sits alone in the dark with a whiskey bottle and a tape recorder; muttering "dung funnel" over & over again into the mic, then cackling like a stoned schoolgirl as he plays it back....

five minutes into the show tonight and its already a train wreck. Jarch keeps interrupting guest on phone. I need some Vicks vapor rub.

GUEST: "Do you see auras, George?"

JORCH: "Well, yes, but not often."

GUEST: "What do you mean?"

JORCH: "Well, I've been single for many years, Joyce..."

GUEST: "I said AURAS, George."

JORCH: "OHHHHH....I thought you said WHORES."

(DO THE WILD THING AT AREA CODE 818-501-4109)...

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LOL

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Throughout the program, Jorch has a Tangy Tangerine i.v. drip. Upon closer inspection, it's not going into a vein, it's shoved up his kiester, so it's actually a tangy tangerine enema.

I'd like to see General Kelly rip the mustache off John Bolton's face.

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Art just entered Thunderdome.

Paulides on AGAIN with Knapp this Sunday? Soon he'll be Knapp's co-host.

Jorch boxes his joey before every broadcast.

I want to thank Paulides for Ruining staying in cheap state parks for me forever.

“Hello. Animal Regulation. How can I help you?”

JORCH: “My dog just treed a coon.”

A.R.: “We’ll send someone over with a have-a-heart trap.”

JORCH: “This one’s pretty big. Better send an NBA scout.”

(Silence)..... (Click).... (Dial tone)....

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lol

Every time Jorch eats out at a Chinese restaurant, at the end of his meal, he stands up in front of the entire restaurant, clears his throat loudly, and reads the “fortune” from his fortune cookie in horrendously offensive, stereotypical American doing Chinese voice, with bucked teeth and squinty eyes.

Then he segueys into a string of “Confucius say...” jokes until the manager politely asks him to leave in broken Engrish.

As he exits, Jorch shouts, “See you tomorrow night, Wang.”

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YES!!!!!!!!!!

4crying out loud tommy in la jolla!